dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Aap toh woh hai joh saare jahan ka khoon peekar bhi pyasa reh jaye ... maut toh kya yamraj ko bhi nighalkar bhooka reh jaye

Dal fry ho yah biryani, ghar ka khana changa ... bahar khane jaoge, toh ho jayega panga

Ladkiyan aur din ... subah hote hi badalne chahiye

Ladki aur kadki ... Meet ka baal bhi baanka nahi kar sakti

Kabhi Santoshi maa ka vrat, toh kabhi Ambe maa ka, kabhi Durga maa ka, toh kabhi padosi ki maa ka ... kabhi solha somwar, toh kabhi Ganesh ka mangalwar

Alag alag hai swad iske, strawberry pista aur kele ... dhood hi lena hai toh lele, dhood Lele

Ek thi Rajesh Khanna ki "Haathi Mere Saathi" ... aur ek meri hai haath hi mere saathi

Na mili koi beautiful chick ... toh chalega koi bhi Tom, Harry ya Dick

Parathe maange toh chaante milenge

Raaste ke beech mein prem ... what a shame

Pehli baar sunne mein tera har idea bahut achcha lagta hai ... baad mein saala kachcha nikalta hai

Meri biwi toh space mein ghumti us satellite ki tarah hai ... joh chaubeeso ghante mere sar par mandrati hai aur mujhpar nazar rakhti hai

Biwiyon ko zyada sar pe nahi chadana chahiye ... varna woh sar ka dard ban jaati hai

Madh island ka beach ... beach par bungla ... aur bunglay mein Vimla aur Mangla

Bomb ke phatne se dhamaka nikalta hai, patloon ke phatne se dhaga nikalta hai ... aur air condition kamre mein agar kisi ki phatti hai toh ... paseena nikalta hai

Shaadi ke saath na sirf engagement ring aur wedding ring aate hai ... balki ek aur ring bhi aata hai ... suffering

Tum mahaan ho, bhagwan ka vardaan ho ... mere jeene ka samaan ho

Duniya mein teen cheezein bin bulaye aa jaati hai ... maut, julaab aur yeh janaab

Hamari zindagi mein na hi koi mazaa hai, na hi koi masti ... balki ek aaisi bhel puri hai jis mein chutney nahi hai ... ek aaisi kulfi hai jis mein malai nahi ... ek aaisi daal hai jis mein tadka nahi

Doobara agar mujhe haath lagaya, toh haath kaat ke aaisi jagah ghusa doonga ... ki zindagi bhar khana bhi mooh se padega ... aur nikalna bhi

Yahan hua late ... aur wahan nikla pet

Hai hai, taude muscal kitne satong hai nee

Thodi tondh honi chahiye ... sukhi aadmi ki nishani hai

Is saal tu paas ho gaya na ... toh main tujhe Cadabury doongi, woh bhi milak ki

Teen baar lagataar fail hona koi mamuli baat nahi hai ... lekin dosto agar mehnat, lagan aur imaandari se koshish ki jaye toh aap sab is mukaam pe pahunch sakte ho

Itne bade hokar student ... disgusting

Jawani ke din ... kamaal ke hote hai

Itni choti hokar teacher ... amazing

Aapko dekhte hi ... main jal bin machali, nritya bin bijli ban jata hoon

Mujhe zero ki nahi heeron ki ginti mein interest hai

Kis lallu se meri behen ne pallu bandha ... ek number ke ullu se ghar waalon ne rishta maanga

Duniya gol nahi, merry-go-round hai