Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Sikka hila toh fail!

Sikka hila toh pass!

Jise duniya kehti hai haramzaada ... jise pyar se ladkiyan kehti hai aur zyada ... wohi hota hai asli mastizaada

Phikar mat ki jiye ... aapko shikayat ka mauka nahi doonga

Kabhi aapko waqt mile toh mere ghar aao na ... main aapko chawal doonga phir daal doonga ... dal maa ke haath ki dal

Life mein sab ball ek samaan thodi na milega ... merit pe khelna hai aur tike rehna hai ... the score board will keep moving

Mujhe yakeen hai ki sirf shehar chote hote hai, wahan ke log aur unke khwaab nahi ... mujhe yakeen hai aadmi ka kadh uske iraadon se naapa jaata hai ... mujhe yakeen hai naseeb ki baat sirf woh karte hai joh kabhi bhi maidaan mein utre hi nahi ... mujhe yakeen hai ki thakaan aur pressure sirf ek bhram hai ... mujhe yakeen hai haar aur jeet ke beech ka faasla bada hai, par namumkin nahi ... karo yakeen toh duniya tumhari

A captain is only as good as the team

Ek bowler wicket lega ... ek acha batsman kisi match mein aapke liye run banayega, kisi match mein nahi banayega ... lekin ek acha fielder har match mein aapke liye run bachayega

Abbe guchcha toot raha hai ladkiyon ka tere pe ... guchcha

Aapki yeh-ich baat ne na mere dil ko touch kiya hai ... ki aapne mereko touch nahi kiya karke

Shaadi ke liye har koi kabhi na kabhi gyaan ka shagun deta hai ... par gyaan ke shagun se zyada zaroori hota hai love ka shagun

Woh toh Hitler ki amma nikli

Tum fire brigade ki tarah ho gaye ho ... emergency ke bina aate hi nahi

The need for two lovers to be together is much more than two f**kers

Marriage with Om was like the 5 rings ... pehle engagement ring, phir wedding ring, then suffering, then enduring and finally torturing

Ab woh zamana gaya jahan lovers yahan markar upar milne ki koshish karenge ... ab woh zamana hai jahan lovers doosron ko upar pahunchakar khud yahan rahenge

It's a strange world ... kuch log dard bardash nahi kar sakte toh kuch log dard mehsoos nahi kar sakte

Love woh bahana hai joh lust apna matlab poora karne ke liye use karti hai

Life is not worth living until you find someone or something to die for

Mujhe sirf teen cheezein pasand hai ... winning, cocaine aur love games

Roses are red, violets are blue ... sex can be dangerous, but love can be to

Coffee ya dinner, jisse bhi bhare tumhara pet ... can we go on a date?

Mujhe do minute mein pet bhar waali koi Maggi nahi ... balki saat janamon ka pyar dene waali chahiye ... mujhe DP nahi BP chahiye, beautiful patni

Shor mat karo ... varna khada kar doongi

Har beti ka baap yeh sochta hai ki uska damaad heera niklega ... lekin tu toh woh Kohinoor hai jisne pata nahi kin kinke saath kitni baar Kohinoor istamaal kiya hoga

Agar ladki ko izzat doge na ... toh hi woh apni izzat aapko degi

Ab kisi ka bhi nahi hoga baal baanka ... bachenge kaki aur kaka ... sabki maa ka Saki Naka

Pholon ka taaron ka sabka kehna hai ... itna sara kapda maine kabhi nahi pehna hai

Bachpan se leke aaj tak hum dono ne joh kuch bhi kiya, saath mein kiya ... jeeye bhi toh saath, peeye bhi toh saath ... jhula jhulaya bhi toh saath ... pauda hilaya bhi toh saath

Bhagwan kisi ko bada dil deta hai ... kabhi kisi ko bhagwan bada dimaag deta hai ... lekin apna dimaag lagakar apne dil se poocho ... ki bhagwan ne tumhe kya diya hai

Mere bare mein itna mat soocho ... main din mein aata hoon, raat mein nahi ... till then do whatever you want to man