dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Kisi khoobsurat ladki ko dekh kar koi chede nahi ... toh hamari society mein badtameezi mani jaati hai

Prem naam hai mera ... Prem Chopra

Badle badle mere sarkar nazar aate hai ... aur mujhko barbaadi ke aasaar nazar aate hai

Kali dekhi thi, ab gulzar hai tu ... churi dekhi thi, ab talwar hai tu

Tum gham-e-beti mein dubli na hui ... main bekaari mein mota ho gaya ... tum balti se ho gayi drum ... main glass se lota ho gaya

Dum par kabhi zor se jhatka diya hota ... toh dum toh kya kuttiya bhi seedhi ho jaati hai

Yeh Hindustani ladkiyon ka khaas andaz hota hai ... yeh haan bhi na ki tarah karti hai ... aur na haan ki tarah

Aag, pani, thandi sadak, taad ka pedh ... thandi ka mausam, oon wali bedh

Aaj kal sirf do kisam ki painting ki demand hai ... ek woh joh raeeson ke bedroom ki shobha bada sake ... aur doosri woh joh kisi ki samajh mein na aa sake

Kyun be mere pote, ek number ke khote ... bhare din joh hote, toh aaisi musibat mein phaskar kabhi na rote

Nasha sharaab mein nahi hota bewakoof ... varna paimaane nachte

Khili thi chaandni, charon taraf pani barasta tha ... main jab pehda hua, toh meri maa roti thi aur baap hasta tha

Ek taraf patti doosri taraf party

Bahut dhundne ka baad malum hua ki jeevan mein mithaas sirf do hi jagah hai ... ek mithaai waale ke yahan, doosri tumhari awaaz

Mujhe mithaai khane ka nahi ... sirf dekhne ka shaunk hai

Jee haan baza huzoor kiye ja raha hoon main ... aur maska laga lagake jeeye ja raha hoon main

Joh kali dulhan bani hai woh chaman ki jaan hai ... par dahej joh kuch mila hai, jung ka samaan hai ... aap meri toop hai aur sasur captaan

Kutte aur aadmi ki nasal kaan kheench kar hi pata chalti hai

Pehla bacha abhi nahi ... do ke baad kabhi nahi

Nari gyan maha gyan hai ... iske bina sare gyan adhoore reh jaate hai ... is liye har mard ko chahiye ki is gyan ka poora poora adhyaan kare

(Koi ladki tumse nahi takrai?) ... Takrai ... takrake gabrai, gabrake sharmai, upar se uski mummy chali aayi ... is liye ladki haath nahi aayi

Bhagwan aur chahe kuch banaye ... par aadmi ko pagal na banaye

Yeh badi badi aankhen, yeh rasile honth, yeh gora gora rang ... jism hai ki samundar ki leheren ... yahan uthti hui, yahan girti hui, yahan uthti hui, yahan girti hui ... jee chahta hai bas dekhta hi rahoon

Tumhe dekhte hi mere dil ka diwala aaisa nikal gaya hai jaise kisi satodiya ka nikal jaata hai ... aur mere jeevan ka karobar poora beh gaya hai ... yeh tabhi chalega jab tum apne prem ka finance mujhe dogi

Hum apne pote ka dada banenge ... tabla, sarangi aur baja banenge

Nagan khubsoorat hoti hai ... par das bhi deti hai

Purani haddiyan badi mazboot hoti hai

Khoob phulegi phalegi beti Harparsad ki ... baap ne toh karke shaadi zindagi barbaad ki

Zindagi bhar nahi bhoolegi woh barsaat ki raat ... maine jab pakda tha kambakht teri saas ka haath

Meri chaati par aakar toh saanp bhi rassi ban jaata hai

Insaan jab aadmiyon se mayoos ho jaata hai ... toh phir kutte aur billiyon se pyar karne lagta hai

Maya Devi toh meri bachpan ki saheli hai ... hum ek doosre ke naakhun tak pehchante hai