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Judge- Tumne Samaaj K Liye Kaun Sa Bhala Kaam Kiya Hai

Mujrim- Saab, Humare Karan Hi Police Aur Adalat Me Lakho Logo Ko Naukri Mili Hui Hai

Santa-Aaj breakfast kya kiya?
banta -Sandwiches
Santa -Jhooth Muli ke parathe khaye h na?
Banta -How do u know?
santa-Lips Can Lie But Hips Don't Lie!

Judge-Fasi Se Pehle Kisse Milna Chahoge

Sonu-Biwi Se

J-Ma Bap Se Nai

S-Wo To Agla Janam Hote Mil Jaenge..

..Biwi K Lie 21Yr Intzar Krna Pdega

Aman school mein hans raha tha,
Chaman bola :- Chup raho
Aman :- Kyun ?
Chaman : mein monitor hoon.
Aman bola: mein CPU hoon, ab bol...!!!

Lucky jha

Q: Ladkiyan Kabhi Khud Pyhar Ka Izhar Pehle Q Nahi Karti?

Intresting Jawab.

Taki Break-up Karte Waqt Ye Keh Sake Ki Tum Mere Pichhe Pade The
Main Nahi.

Santa kisi ladki ke Ghar rishta le kar Geya

Ladki ke maa baap bole 'humari beti abhi padh rahi hai'

Santa 'koi baat nahi hum ek Ghante baad aa jaege'.

Height of Coolness-
2 frnds, after exam:
1-Koun sa paper tha?
2-Shayad Maths
1-Yani tune paper padha
2-Na yaar, wo aage wali Ladki CALCULATOR liye baithi thi.

Ma:beti shadi ke liye kon sa date fix kare?
Beti:22 Dec. Ma:Q? Beti(sharmate huye):Suna
hai us din saal ki sabsi lambi raat hoti hai...

TEACHER:-Kabir ka koi doha sunao..?
STUDENT:- ganga ji k ghat pe ghatna ghati gambheer, Raheem le gayo Meera ki Pappi fas gaye sant Kabeer...

RAAZ Rozana Apne Padosi Ki Bell

Baja K Bhag Jata Tha

Ek Din Padosi Ne Pakad Kar Pucha-Ye Kya Harkat
Hai?

RAAZ-Mai Miss Bell Marta Hu

GOLU Ne Ek Pad Mara Phir Dosra,
3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10

Kisi Ne Kha Bhai Sahab Ye Kya?
GOLU: Aaj Hum Ne Package Karaya Howa Hai.

Train chali
bheed badhi.
itne me break lage,
1 ladka ladki se ja takraya.
Ladki boli- janwar ho kya.
Ladka- Jaanto tum ho,
Hum to war hai..!!

GOLU: Kon Kehta Hai Qayamt Ayegi Mai Mar Jaonga
Kon Kehta Hai Qayamt Ayegi Mai Mar Jaonga

Mai To Buss Ka Driver Hu Cut Mar Ke B NikaL Jaonga

TEACHR- tanse kitne tarah ke hote hai?
Boy- Past, Present, Future.
Tchr- very good. exmpl do,
Boy- Kal apke beti ko dekha ,
Aj pyar karta hu,
Kal bhaga ke le jaunga.

MOLU:kya tum pass ho Gaye
GOLU:Ha,hamari puri class pass ho Gyi But hmari madam fail ho gayi
MOLU:kese
GOLU: wo abhi B usi class me pdha rahi he

Ek Pathan T.V Par Bomb Rakh Kar
Pakistan Ka Semi Final Dekh Raha Tha
B.V Na Pocha K Ya Bomb Kis Liya

Pathan: Agar Ya Haar Gaye To Puri Team Ko Bomb Sa Ura Do Ga

Sonu Went To International Cooking Contest

When Judges Came Near Him He Was Moving Spoon In Empty Karhai

Judge- Kya Bana Rahe Ho

Sonu- ULLU

GOLU apni billi ko lekar exam dene ja raha tha.
MOLU:-ye billi ko lekar kha ja rhe ho.?
GOLU:-exam dene.
MOLU:-koun sa..?

GOLU:-'CAT' ka.

Sonu Went To International Cooking Contest

When Judges Came Near Him He Was Moving Spoon In Empty Karhai

Judge- Kya Bana Rahe Ho

Sonu- ULLU

Father- agar tum fail hue to
mujhe daddy mat kehna… result
aane par..
Father- Kya hua result ka ?
Son- Sorry yaar aatma ram tune
baap kehlane ka haq kho diya...!!!

10 Saal Baad

Grl Boy Ko Dekh K.
Kya Mast H
Ma Bap Ne Kaha Chupa Rkha Tha
Muje Is Bache Ka No Chahiye

BOY Sharmate Hue
Ap K Ghar Baap Bhai Nai H Kya

Aman class mein ek gadha
le kar aaya.
Teacher : Iss ko q laye ho?
Aman,”Teacher aap ne hi toh kaha
tha,” “ki aap ne kai gadhon ko
Insan banaya hai,”
Ab Banao...!!!

golu Found His Wife Having Affair.

Golu Decided 2 Kill Her And Himself.

golu Ne Apne Kaan Pe Gun Lagayi Or Wife Ko Bola,

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“Khush Mat Ho.
Agla Number Tera Hai!!:-)

santa meets his old frend.

santa:a&b,a&b,a&b,a&b,a&b,a&b...........

frend:iska matlab??

santa:kuchh nhi yaar ,i want to say long time no c.

Boy-Mujhe Ek Behad Khubsurat Ladki ki Talash Hai
GIRL-Lo Mai Aa Gyi
BOY-Thik Kiya Ab Use Khojne me Meri Help Karo

1985 me Guest Ghar aate hi:
Kia Haal Hai, Papa kaise hai, Bache theek hai?.














2010 Guests Ghar aate hi:
Patli pin wala charger hai?

Girl:Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho
Boy:Ha
Girl:To Phir Muje chand, tare,duniya ki sari daulat-khushiya do
Boy:Tera Ashiq Hu Rajnikant Ka Beta nahi;-)

santa:- yaar bahut raat ho gyi h,
aaj raat ko yahi ruk ja,
subah chala jaio.

Banta:- theek h yaar,
fir main ghar se night dress le ata hu.

Macchar ne 1 admi ko kata.
Admi-Din me bhi kat rhe HO?
Macchar-Kya kru ghr me Maa-Baap Bimar Hai,bhen Jawan Hai Or Ladke walo Ne 1 litr khoon dahej Me Manga hai...

BF:Mai Tumhara Mobile Dekh Sakta Hu
GF:Ha Janu Q Nai Just A Minute

Delte Delete Delte
Ya Lo Janu Dekh Lo Tumha To Mujpe Trust Hi Nai

Girl: Suna hai is ghar mein
bhoot-pret rehte hain?
Santa: pata ni,
main to 7 saal pehle hi mar gaya tha.

Baap Bete Se:Nalayak Padhle Kabhi Tune Apni Koi Book Khol K B Dekhi He

Beta:Ha Roz Kholta Hu Ek Book

Baap:Konsi

Beta:'FACEBOOK'