Jokes | चुटकुले
#4796 | Male (आदमी)
Santa Banta hosptl me ek doctor Se lar rahe the.
doctor:Kya hua?
Santa Banta:Doctr ne operation me orignal Chize nikal kar china ka dal diya.
doctor:Kya hua?
Santa Banta:Doctr ne operation me orignal Chize nikal kar china ka dal diya.
#4795 | Male (आदमी)
Maa Bete Se-Uth Jaa Kmbakhat
Dekh Suraj Kab Ka Nikal aya Hai.
Beta-To Kya Hua Mamma
Wo Sota Bhi To Mujhse Pehle hai.
Dekh Suraj Kab Ka Nikal aya Hai.
Beta-To Kya Hua Mamma
Wo Sota Bhi To Mujhse Pehle hai.
#4794 | Thief (चोर)
Golu-mere bete ka credit card chori ho
gya
molu-bank ko bataya
golu-nai
chor mere bete se kam kharch krta hai
gya
molu-bank ko bataya
golu-nai
chor mere bete se kam kharch krta hai
#4793 | Shopping (खरीदारी)
Customer-Teri Cow Ki 1 Ankh Kharab Hai, Fir Bhi Tu
25,000 Mang Rha He.
Santa- Tuze Cow Dudh Pine K Liye Leni Hai Ya Nain-Matkkane Ke Liye.
25,000 Mang Rha He.
Santa- Tuze Cow Dudh Pine K Liye Leni Hai Ya Nain-Matkkane Ke Liye.
#4792 | Male (आदमी)
athan K Mobile P Raat 2 Baje Phone Aya:
Aap So To Nahi Rahy Thy
Pathan Ghussey Me Bola:
Khabees Ka Bachcha..
Zarori Nahi K
Har Pathan Chowkidaar Ho
Aap So To Nahi Rahy Thy
Pathan Ghussey Me Bola:
Khabees Ka Bachcha..
Zarori Nahi K
Har Pathan Chowkidaar Ho
#4791 | Male (आदमी)
a boy went to doctor with ingection on his face.
after checking,
doctor said'girl friend ko bolo lipstick ka brand badle lakme se alergy hai:-]..........
after checking,
doctor said'girl friend ko bolo lipstick ka brand badle lakme se alergy hai:-]..........
#4790 | Male (आदमी)
1 day God askd me if u hv 2 choose b/w Luv & Frndshp whum u will choose??
& i just lukd at my frnds nd said-'salo ab to Ladki chunne do'
& i just lukd at my frnds nd said-'salo ab to Ladki chunne do'
#4789 | Kid (बच्चा)
Bittu Ki Mummy Se Padosan: Janti Ho, Kuch Log Mujhe Meri Beti Ki Saheli Maan Lete Hai.
Bittu: Aunty Kya Apki Beti Abhi Se Apki Umra Ki Lagti hai ?
Bittu: Aunty Kya Apki Beti Abhi Se Apki Umra Ki Lagti hai ?
#4788 | Shopping (खरीदारी)
Santa: Jaldi se machardani de dijiye mujhe bus pakadni hai
Dukandar: Sorry,
mere pass itni badi machardani nahi hai jisme bus pakdi ja sake.
Dukandar: Sorry,
mere pass itni badi machardani nahi hai jisme bus pakdi ja sake.
#4787 | Current Affairs (खबर)
1 Macchar presaan baita tha.2sre ne pucha kya hua?
1st-yaar gajab ho rha h
Chuhedani me chuha,Sabundani me sabun
Mgar macchardani me admi so rha he
1st-yaar gajab ho rha h
Chuhedani me chuha,Sabundani me sabun
Mgar macchardani me admi so rha he
#4786 | Haryanvi (हरियाणवी)
Mam:-Hanumaan Kiska Chhora tha?
Student:- Jaat Ka
Mam:-Woh Kaise?
STudent:- Uskay Kaam Jaato walay thay Ladai kisiki , Lugai Kisiki , Poonchh apni Phukwa li.
Student:- Jaat Ka
Mam:-Woh Kaise?
STudent:- Uskay Kaam Jaato walay thay Ladai kisiki , Lugai Kisiki , Poonchh apni Phukwa li.
#4785 | School (स्कूल)
Jai : Apni Galfrnd k sath Pahli date pr:
Ye Meri Pehli Date H Darling, Agar Koi Galti Ya Kami Reh Jaye,To Mujhe Chota Bhai Samajh Ke Maaf Kar Dena.
Ye Meri Pehli Date H Darling, Agar Koi Galti Ya Kami Reh Jaye,To Mujhe Chota Bhai Samajh Ke Maaf Kar Dena.
#4784 | Shopping (खरीदारी)
Chemist: Is Dawai Se Thik Na Ho 2 Ye Parchi Lekar Fir Aana.
Grahak: Kyo?
Chmst: Mai Ek Baar Fir Doctor Ki Likhai Padhne Ki Koshish Karunga.
Grahak: Kyo?
Chmst: Mai Ek Baar Fir Doctor Ki Likhai Padhne Ki Koshish Karunga.
#4783 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
MAREEZ: Mujhe Ajeeb Si Bimari Ho Gaee Hai,
Jab Biwi Bolti Hai
Toh Mujhe Kuchh Sunai nahi Deta.
Dr. : Yeh BIMARI nahi ALLAH Ki MEHARBANI hai.
Jab Biwi Bolti Hai
Toh Mujhe Kuchh Sunai nahi Deta.
Dr. : Yeh BIMARI nahi ALLAH Ki MEHARBANI hai.
#4782 | Male (आदमी)
1 Bar Class Me 1 Ladki Gana Gane Lagi
* Jara-Jara Touch Me *
Tabhi 1 Ladka Utha Aur
Use Touch Kiya Fir Bola
Le Ab Himmat H To Aage Ga K Dikha..
* Jara-Jara Touch Me *
Tabhi 1 Ladka Utha Aur
Use Touch Kiya Fir Bola
Le Ab Himmat H To Aage Ga K Dikha..
#4781 | Male (आदमी)
Khan:Darling tumhari Zulfo Se khelne ko Jee Chahta
hai.
SHEELA ne Wig Utari Aur kaha: Lo khelo Per de dena Subah Collage Bhi Jana hai !
hai.
SHEELA ne Wig Utari Aur kaha: Lo khelo Per de dena Subah Collage Bhi Jana hai !
#4780 | Male (आदमी)
Santa: Kal Ek Admi Aurat Ko Peet Raha Tha. Maine Kaha Mard Se Lado.
Banta: Fir?
Santa: Jab Mujhe Hosh Aaya 2 Main Hospital Me Tha
Banta: Fir?
Santa: Jab Mujhe Hosh Aaya 2 Main Hospital Me Tha
#4779 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
SANTA Ki Beti 'LAADO'
Bachhpan Se Japan Mei Thi, Wo Plane se India Aai Pr raaste Se Return Ho Gyi
Q ki Board Lga Tha
''Na Aana Is Desh Meri Laado'
SANTA Ki Beti 'LAADO'
Bachhpan Se Japan Mei Thi, Wo Plane se India Aai Pr raaste Se Return Ho Gyi
Q ki Board Lga Tha
''Na Aana Is Desh Meri Laado'
#4778 | Male (आदमी)
ek Aadmi dusre admi ko peet raha tha Aur khud jor jor se ro raha tha. jab logo ne usse pucha ki tum kyo ro raheho to usne kha- jab mai ise chodunga to ye bhi mujhe ise trah pitega.
#4777 | Lovers (प्रेमी)
Boy:Janu tum ab badal gai ho.
Girl:Why
B:Ab mai tume Kis karta hu to tum ankhe band nai karti
G: Hramkhor pichhli bar band ki thi to purse se100 Rs gayab The.
Girl:Why
B:Ab mai tume Kis karta hu to tum ankhe band nai karti
G: Hramkhor pichhli bar band ki thi to purse se100 Rs gayab The.
#4776 | Lovers (प्रेमी)
Boy 2 Girl= tumhara naam Kya h?
Girl=Mina
Girl to Boy tumhara?
Boy=kamina
Girl=jhut mat bolo
Boy=Tu 2min pass me baith k dekh le
Tu ye hi bolgi.
Girl=Mina
Girl to Boy tumhara?
Boy=kamina
Girl=jhut mat bolo
Boy=Tu 2min pass me baith k dekh le
Tu ye hi bolgi.
#4775 | Shopping (खरीदारी)
Sonu AXE-EFFECT DEO Laga K Nikla
Uske Pichhe BUDHIYA Padh Gayi
Sonu Ne Company Se Shikayat Ki
Waha Se Reply Aya- Sir Apne Expired Deo Lagaya Hai..
Uske Pichhe BUDHIYA Padh Gayi
Sonu Ne Company Se Shikayat Ki
Waha Se Reply Aya- Sir Apne Expired Deo Lagaya Hai..
#4774 | Lovers (प्रेमी)
Santa-Mujhe pyar karti ho to kal white suit pahan ke aana
Ladki black pahan ke aayi
Santa-Tu jab jhuki to maine dekh liya ki tu mujhe andar se pyar karti hai.
Ladki black pahan ke aayi
Santa-Tu jab jhuki to maine dekh liya ki tu mujhe andar se pyar karti hai.
#4772 | Kid (बच्चा)
Ek chote bche ne exam sheet pr POTTYkarke teacher ke hath me thama di...
Teacher- ye kya kia..?
Student- sir apne hi kaha tha ki jo aa rha hai wahi kr de...
Teacher- ye kya kia..?
Student- sir apne hi kaha tha ki jo aa rha hai wahi kr de...
#4771 | Male (आदमी)
2 pandito mei ladai ho rhi thi.
Tisre pandit ne aakr pucha kya hua ?
To 1 pandit bola : jb mei lehsun pyaj ni khata to isne mere chiken mei dala Q ?
Tisre pandit ne aakr pucha kya hua ?
To 1 pandit bola : jb mei lehsun pyaj ni khata to isne mere chiken mei dala Q ?
#4770 | Male (आदमी)
Nark me bahut se log aram se soo rahe the. .
.
BHAGWAAN - Ye log to nark ki garmi me bhi aram se so rahe hai. .
.
YAMRAAJ -SAALE U.P. se HAI
.
BHAGWAAN - Ye log to nark ki garmi me bhi aram se so rahe hai. .
.
YAMRAAJ -SAALE U.P. se HAI
#4769 | School (स्कूल)
Medam-kaha se copy ki, kahan h pen?
Boy-jbse tumhe dekha kya copy kya pen
Tere mast-2 do nain mere dil k le gye chain gayab h copy or kho gaye pen
Boy-jbse tumhe dekha kya copy kya pen
Tere mast-2 do nain mere dil k le gye chain gayab h copy or kho gaye pen
#4768 | Male (आदमी)
Santa:Y do u prefer prepaid connection over postpaid?
Banta:Prepaid me bahut fayda hai,
isme call k baad bill badhne ki bajaye kam hota hai... ;-)
Banta:Prepaid me bahut fayda hai,
isme call k baad bill badhne ki bajaye kam hota hai... ;-)
#4767 | Male (आदमी)
Ramu-Inn aalu k parantho mein aalu nazar nahin aa rahe hai
Shyamu-Yaar naam par mat ja
Kashmiri pulav mei kabhi kashmir nazar aata hai kya.?
Shyamu-Yaar naam par mat ja
Kashmiri pulav mei kabhi kashmir nazar aata hai kya.?
#4766 | Male (आदमी)
Punjabi shaadi ki party me DJ ne puchha: Kab tak bajaana hai?
Host: 8-10 peg tak baja lo, uske baad to ye sab generator ki aawaz par bhi naach lenge!
Host: 8-10 peg tak baja lo, uske baad to ye sab generator ki aawaz par bhi naach lenge!
#4765 | Male (आदमी)
Teacher - un do kings ka naam batao jinhone duniya ke logo ko nayi raah pe chalaya.....
Santa - sir
1.SMO KING
Santa - sir
1.SMO KING