Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Jaise har Coke cola nahi hota ... jaise har chana chola nahi hota ... vaise hi har masoom dekhne waala bhola nahi hota

Jaise har double cross dokha hota hai ... jaise har boundary chauka hota hai ... vaise hi mooh kholne ka bhi sahi mauka hota hai

Itni moti hai yeh ... ki agar weighing scale pe khadi ho gayi na toh vazan ke badle "To Be Continued" aayega

I wanna BB you, mail you, tweet you, skype you ... aur agar tumne phir bhi jawaab nahi diya na ... I'll poke you

Dil aapka bada hai, bill apna chota hai ... dua mein yaad rakhna bhai, chalo apun chalta hai

Pehle ko toh main todhoonga, doosre ko toh main phodoonga ... aur teesre ko toh main todh phod ke jhodoonga aur phir todhoonga

Aap karen toh raas leela ... main karon toh bhai ki tarah character dheela

Life mein main sirf teen cheezon ka fan hoon ... TV pe Amitji ka crorepati, tennis mein Mahesh Bhupati aur bhagwanon mein mere pyare Ganpati

Acha khasa Ranbir Kapoor mil raha tha ... lekin inki kismat mein toh Shakti Kapoor hi likha tha

Jaise ladoo mein hota hai meva ... jaise dance mein hai Prabhu Deva ... vaise main karoonga Bali bhaiya ki seva

Main dikhta hoon sweet, innocent, swami type ka na ... lekin actually hoon bahut bade harami type ka

Yeh dhai kilo haath nahi, sade-teen kilo ka haath hai ... yeh jispar padta hai na ... woh uthta nahi, uth hi jaata hai

Ladki khoobsurat ho aur Scooty par ho toh pyar ho jaata hai ... aur jab ladki badsurat ho aur Mercedes mein ho toh pyar jhak marke karna hi padta hai

Idea aur papad ek jaise hai ... thanda parne padh bekaar ho jaate hai

Kisi bhi dhande mein soo sakte hai ... par bina sooye ek hi dhanda hota hai ... chori ka dhanda

Main kisi kaam mein utar gaya toh poora kiye bina nahi chhodta ... aur naa hone waala kaam leta hi nahi

Aankh, kaan, naak, mooh, dil, dimaag, haath, pair ... yeh saare purze milkar jis kaam par mehnat karte hai ... us hi ko chori kehte hai

Kisi bhi cheez ki kamyabi mein saath toh bahut log dete hai ... lekin uski wajah banta hai ek dushman

Tumhare potty se gulaab baraste hai kya?

Hero gaana gaake khush rehta hai ... lekin villain ko wohi chahiye hota hai joh mujhe chahiye

Bhaag gaye bhalu, vadiya ho gaya alu ... wahan ka main paalu, aur yahan ka tu paalu

Jinki neeyat kharaab ... unki zindagi tezaab

Lakeerein hai toh rehne do, kisi ne rooth kar gusse mein shayad kheench di thi ... inhi ko ab banao paala aur aao kabaddi khelte hai ... lakeerein hai toh rehne do

Shramiko ki awaaz dabayi ja sakti hai ... maari nahi

Zindagi mein nayi umeed chahiye ... toh takleef toh uthani hi padti hai

Is desh ma ek hi mafia hai ... woh hai sarkar

Mere dushman ne yeh socha hi nahi tha shayad ... yeh diya baad-e-fanaa se bhi bhadak sakta hai ... usko quwwat pe takabbur hai mujh ko yakeen ... dast-e-haq baazu-e-qatil ko jhatak sakta hai ... mere jallad ko yeh maloom hi nahi hai shayad ... yeh dil dast-e-ajal mein bhi dhadak sakta hai

Sari zindagi kai tasveerein seene se lagayi rakhi ... kabhi khud ki tasveer yaad nahi rakhi

Isko daru na mile toh hangover ho jaata hai

Lahu luhaan hua hai falak, yeh kaisa loha phigla hai ... ek suraj doob gaya peeche, ek suraj samne nikla hai

(Aap log karte kya hai?) - Maar-keting ... boss target deta hai aur hum target poore karte hai

Tarcol ki ek sadak par do saaye hai ... andhere ki najayaz aulaad hai shayad ... ghoont ghoont khoon pee kar dono pale hai shayad ... paon tale zameen hai na sar pe aasmaan hai ... zindagi kuchal gayi, yeh unki daastan hai