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Zeher ka koi jaat nahi hota aur daru ka koi brand nahi hota ... daru chahe sasti ho chahe mehengi, nasha dono mein hota hai

Sharaab bhi ajeeb cheez hai na ... dimaag band kar deti hai ... dil bolne lagta hai

For all your pain one champagne

Dava, daru yah insaan ... kam waqt mein zyada asar karne waali koi bhi cheez ... thik nahi hoti

Aaj raviwar hai is liye tum log bach gaye ho ... lekin yeh na samjho ki roz Sunday hai ... aaj Ghasitaram ke pedhe khalo ... kal se toh khane Lakhwinder ke dande hai

Raat ko halwa khakar karenge jalwa ... aur raat ko phir ice-cream khakar ... I scream then you scream

Shaadi ek nariyal ki tarah hoti hai ... pehle se hi malai kha lo toh baad mein sirf pani reh jaata hai

Choona jamke padna chahiye, chahe paan ho Banaras ya Kolkate ka ... saboot tagda hona chahiye, chahe thank you bolna pade kisi bhi ullu de pathe da

Eent ka jawab patthar ... gudh ka jawab shakkar ... aur sajan ko sabak sikhana ho toh chalao dooja chakkar

Shaadi ek mango ki tarah hoti hai ... waqt se pehle pak jaye toh baad mein ras ke bajaye aachaar banana padta hai

Jab dhoonde mard biwi ke saath bahar waali ko rakhne ka bahana ... toh reh jaata hai bilkul akela holding a banana

Dhoodh ka mazaa tab aata hai jab us mein ho elaichi, badam aur pista ... jab dil se dil mil jaate hai toh ban jaata hai bhai behen ka rishta

Dhood ke phatne se banti hai malai ... suit ke phatne se hoti hai silai ... bhoot ke darr se phatte jiski, uski toh rab hi kare bhalai

Shaadi actually bilkul chicken masale ki tarah hai ... table pe sajane se pehle chak lo ... toh pata chal jaata hai ki chicken kitna naram hai aur kitna garam

Time time ki baat hai, kabhi din hai kabhi raat hai ... khatam ho jaye joh coffee ke bina, woh mulaqat koi mulaqat hai

Tumhe dekhkar mera badan sizzler ki tarah hot ho jaata hai ... ice cream ki tarah pighalta hai ... boiled ande ki tarah ubalta hai

Badminton court jao, tennis court jao, food court jao ... lekin woh court mat jaana

Roz sach bolta hoon toh pitai ... aaj pehli baar jhoot bola toh mithai

Shaadi shuda zindagi mein pyar ki daal agar thandi padh jaye ... toh us mein romance ka tadka lagake fresh kar dena chahiye

Pizza ke tukde hote hai toh pet bharta hai ... aur jab pyar ke tukde hote hai toh aashiq marta hai

Kisi mahaan aadmi ne kaha hai ... "Tumhe aam khane se matlab hai, ya gutliyan ginne se?"

Har Mummy ka khana yummy hota hai

Poore bheje ka bhurji aur shareer ka shrikhand bana daala iske

Aaj kal ki ladkiyaan coffee peene aati hai ... kaafi dikhane aati hai

Na umeed hai, na sharaab hai ... soorat-e-haal kaafi kharab hai

Bambai mein ek hi kaam ho riya ... khao vada pav, bhajjiya ... bolo Ganpati Bappa Morya

Hamare naseeb mein champagne nahi ... sirf pain hai

Sher aur bakri ek ghat par paani nahi pee sakat hai

Abe chai mangi thi, parliament se ayegi kya?

Bhagwan ko malum tha ki aadmi saala kuch kare na kare lekin daru zaroor piyega ... isiliye usne aadmi ko ek dimag, ek thopda, ek dil de diya ... lekin kidney do de diya, ki agar ek kharab ho jaye toh aadmi doosri se apna kaam chalata rahe

Lambi race ke ghode ko goli nahin maarte ... gud aur chana khilate hain ... phir daav lagage paisa kamate hain

Sex aur chocolate dono ek hi type ka maza dete hai ... fark sirf itna hai ... ek mein wrapper nikalna padhta hai aur doosre mein aaj kal chadhana padhta hai