Dialogues from Movies for Parties
Aurat bhi kya cheez hai ... kuch kaho toh mooh phula leti hai ... aur kuch karo toh pet phula leti hai
Wife ne poocha husband se, ke sach kaho kitno ke saath soye ho? ... husband bola, soya toh bus tumhare saath, baki sehkadon ke saath jaga poori raat
Woh mili mujhse Heer ki tarah ... taste mein thi woh kheer ki tarah ... aur dil ke paar hui woh teer ki tarah
Agar tum safed saree mein laal bindi lagakar aa jao ... toh maa kasam ambulance lagogi
Pyar agar pant hai toh dosti chaddi hai ... pant agar phat bhi jaye toh chaddi izzat bachati hai
When you can't change the girl ... change the girl
Kashmir na koi le sakta hai aur Kashmir na koi de sakta hai ... Kashmir mein bus teen din aur do raat ka honeymoon package ho sakta hai
Aap hum mein support kariye, hum visphot karenge
Jahan na pahunche rail gaadi wahan pahunche bail gaadi ... jahan na pahunche bail gaadi wahan pahunche Marwadi
Goli chalane ke liye plan nahi ... jigra chahiye
Hamare yahan badla lene ki parampara hai ... koi corporate culture nahi hai ... ki agli deal mein purane nuksaan ko adjust kar lenge
Maa ne kaha tha beta kabhi kisi ka dil nahi todna ... toh humne dil ko chhodke baki sab toda
Jab galati karna zaroori ho jaye ... toh maafi pehle se hi maang leni chahiye
Chalo hum toh bhool jaye ... par yeh gussa hai ki maanta nahi
Kya karen badi buri aadat hai hamari ... nark ke darwaaze ke samne khade hokar paap karte hai
Hamari goli jaan nahi leti boss ... doosro ke andhar janwar jaga deti hai
Jab hum aayenge garmi thodi badh jayegi ... pata chal hi jayega
Aaisi koi harkat mat karna jisse hamara apmaan ho ... kahin bhaura gaye, toh pehle maar maarke badan ko dard denge ... phir maar denge
Brahman bhuka toh Sudama, samjha toh Chanakya aur rootha toh Ravan
Common chora nahi hai yeh ... kyun ki baat common sense ki kare hai
Kuch faisle bina sooche liye jaate hai ... aur woh faisle dil se hote hai
Abhe shuttlecock ke chitre
Ghaav toh woh bharte hai joh shareer par lage ho ... is ghaav ne toh meri aatma par chot pahunchayi hai
Rishtey hone se rishta nahi banta ... rishtey nibhane se rishta banta hai
Pani kitna bhi ganda ho jaaye ... aag bhujane ke liye kaafi hota hai
Saturday yaane ki no thokna thukana ... only gaana bajhana
Teri hi mitti par tere khandaan ke saath tujhe mitti mein milaonga
Har waqt har pal tujhse takrane chattaan aa raha hai ... mere bete ke liye tujhse ladne tera baap aa raha hai
Tujh jaise zehar ko maarne ke liye ... zehar hi kaam aayega
Har sant ka ek beeta hua kal hota hai ... aur har paapi ka ek aane waala kal hota hai
Ab zindagi tujhe takleef nahi degi ... woh takleef dega tujhe
Apne ko kya hai ... apne ko sirf pani nikalna hai
Collection of dialogues from Indian Bollywood Movies, Dramas, Web Series, Daily Soaps, TV Serials for Parties read more..