dialogues for Tag: Rowdyism

Public ne hero ko bhai bante bahut dekha ... ab public bhai ko hero bante dekhegi

Aslam bhai ko joh raag patti deta hai na ... usko Aslam bhai malam patti deta hai

Dhamki aur gaali ... yeh dono se achche achchon ki phat jaati hai

Kiski nass mein kitna khoon hai ... yeh khooni bhediya achchi tarah jaanta hai

Jis din tu mere hatthe chad gaya ... samajhna us hi din tu sooli par chad gaya

Magarmach ke mooh se shayad gosh ka tukda nikalna aasaan hai ... lekin Baburao jisko apne daanton mein daboch le na ... usse na toh aaj tak koi chhuda paya hai aur na chhuda payega

Pehle toh kisi ko chhedo nahi ... aur koi tumko chhede toh usko chhodo nahi

Abhe oye sadhe huye unde ke double half-fry ... gumnaam shehar ke jhulte minar ... geele papad ki paidavar ... takle ki taal, kharbhuje ki khaal, bin batti ki dhaal ... maroonga ek kaan ke neeche, awaaz aayegi tere naak ke neeche ... badbudar chailay, phatte huye thayle, mailay guzelay ... teri yeh majhaal ki tu apun ke saath khele

Abhe oye sadhe huye tamatar ki phu-phundi waali chutney ... baasi kadhi ke baas marte huye besan ... zamane ke bighade huye fashion ... jaale huye aloo ki kaalak, keedhe pade huye paalak ... phitkari ki phitkar, auraton ki dhutkar ... dekh kaise khadi karta hoon main teri khaat aur kaise lagata hoon main teri vaat

Keep it up ... nahi toh ek ghup, seedha up

Dhanda shuru karne se pehle teri jahan jahan bhi pahunch hai na, un sabse meri report manga lena ... agar kisi ek ne bhi mere area mein dhanda shuru karne ki salah di na tujhe ... toh vardi ki kasam tere dhande ka ribbon kaatne main khud aaonga

Bhagwan ke saath khel, sentimental hai maaf kar dega ... bhai mental hai, cheerke rakh dega

Aye main Shankar dada ... baat karne nahi ka zyada ... poora ka poora aadmi ka kar doonga aadha

Meri nazar mein teri haisiyat is paan ke barabar hai ... jisse jab chahun chabakar, tookh sakta hoon

Saala kharcha pani todh pani kare apun ... aur maal pani le jaye yeh saala

Tujhe chahiye desi ilaaj aur woh ilaaj karega yeh desi haath

Power kisi ko bhi maar sakta hai

Asli hai asli ... pachaas tola, pachaas tola ... kitna, pachaas tola

Mumbai pe raj karta hoon ... raj

Abhe aye dhakan ... yeh phone ke andhar hi mooh daalke tereko aaisi gaali doonga na ... ki aakhe telephone exchange mein angaar lag jayegi

Jab zindagi aapke samne saare darwaze bandh kar deti hai na ... tab sharafat aur gundagiri mein zyada kuch farak nahi reh jaata

Joh aadmi hamara kaam nahi kar sakta ... us aadmi ko hum kisi kaam ke layak nahi chhodte

Jab time palti ho jaata hai na ... toh bete ko baap banne mein time nahi lagta

Bhangi nakhu, todi nakhu, bhukko kari nakhu

Main usko aaisa dasna chahti hoon ki woh pal pal marne ke liye tadapta rahe ... aur tadap tadapkar jeeta rahe

Main tumhari pungi bajaonga!

Dobara agar isne mere beete hue kal mein jhaankne ki koshish ki ... toh isse aane waala kal dekhna naseeb nahi hoga

Chokri samajh ke chhod raha hoon ... doobara nazar aayi na toh Sridevi ka poster bana ke deewar pe chipka doonga

Bhai logon ka nikal jaata hai oil ... police ki bandh ho jaati hai file ... naam hai Munna mobile

Agar tumne hamara kaam nahi kiya ... toh hum tumhari beti ki zindagi bounce check ki tarah phaadkar ... tudke tudke kar denge

Mumbai mein inka koi mandir nahi hai, lekin puja sabhi karte hain inki

Jab tak paise nahi mil jaate, Tiger kisi ko maarta nahi ... aur paise mil jaane par, Tiger kisi ko chhodta nahi