dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Jinke saath main yeh sab karta tha na woh sab party pack the ... yeh family pack hai

Yeh ajeeb sa khela hai ... haan aur na ka mela hai ... shakkar ka daana kabhi karela hai ... kabhi Savita, kabhi Sunita, kabhi Bela hai

Second best pe line maaro yaar ... patne ke chances zyada hote hai

Chota Chetan dekhne aaya tha ya Chota Chetan bada karne aaya tha

You are my Mr. Right ... but I need your body tight

Jab ghee seedhi ungli se na nikle toh ghee chamach se nikaal lo ... kyun ki har jagah ungli nahi ki jaati

Jab hum log sach-much hawai jahaz mein behetke udhenge ... toh inki toh patloon agwaade se geeli aur pichwaade se peeli ho jayegi

Saale pichwaade pe itni goliyan padegi na ... roti bhi pet ke bal letke khani padegi

(Aaise bina saboot ke police kya kar sakti hai?) ... Ghulam Ali ki CD teri jeb mein daalke na ISI ka agent bana sakti hai police ... tumhari photo beauty parlour ke samne kheenchke laundiyon ka dalla bana sakti hai police ... Johnson baby powder aave hai, uski pudiya teri jeb mein daalke na drug ka smuggler bana sakti hai police ... aur toh aur teri shakal police waale se sketch karvake Osama Bin Laden se mila sakti hai police

Pichwaade mein dum nahi aur hum kisi se kam nahi

Ek baar joh maine commitment kar di ... toh phir main doosri commitment leta hoon aur uske baad teesri ... kya hai na ki aadmi kabhi kabhi pehli commitment bhool jaata hai

Tum apne baap ko hi khanjar dikha rahe ho kanjar ... ek laafa denge aur zindagi kar denge banjar

Wah upar wale ... tu jab bhi leta hai na ... thappad maar maarke leta hai

Biwi ko chhodkar har purana cheez ka value hai aaj ki date mein

Kabhi kabhi Anarkali ko Salim ke bajai Akbar se mohabbat ho jaati hai ... vaise hi kabhi kabhi hone wali biwi, hone wali amma ban jaati hai

Aate se hoga keval ghaata ... agar khaoge band gobi toh dukaan band hogi ... agar khaoge butter toh down hoga shutter ... pyaaz se badega byaaj aur sauce se hoga sirf loss ... issi liye khao keval daal aur kamao dher sara maal

Uske liye ghun nahi gun ki zaroorat hoti hai ... aur Guddu ki gun khara sona hai

Sunehre aksharon mein jayegi aapki kahani rachi ... aur cheer dalenge hum tumhari jaan bachi kuchi

Karte hai washing powder ka vyapar aur bhabhiyon se pyar

Kyun ki aapne itni ladkiyon ke saath hai khela ... upar waale ne golden kar diya hai aapka kela

Hamara system bachon ke diaper ki tarah ho chuka hai ... kahin thoda geela aur kahin se thoda dheela

Doosron ki naukri aur apni akal sabko achchi lagti hai

Rishvat nariyal jaisa ho gaya hai ... har kaam se pehle dono ka chaddava zaroori hai

Achcha lage toh welcome ... bura lage toh bheed kam

One kiss burns many calories ... want to lose some weight?

(What languages do you know?) ... I know Hindi, English, Punjabi, Bangali, Portugaali, maa ki gaali, behen ki gaali

Joh log social nahi hote woh social networking sites pe hote hai

Nanga aadmi aur dhakki hui lal batti ... inki izzat nahi hoti

Kehte hai kutton ki naak badi tezz hoti hai ... magar khatra soongne ke mamle mein insaano ki naak ka bhi jawab nahi

Tum itni smart hote hue itni stupid kaise ho sakti ho

Hi kar rahi hai, main haaye haaye kar raha hoon ... dhuan uda rahi hai, main dhuan ban raha hoon

Aa gaya superstar aur maina ... ab hoga melodrama, hai na?