Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Aapki pehchaan woh nahi hoti joh koi aur aapko de ... aapki pehchaan woh hoti hai joh koi aapse le na sake

Apni poori zindagi hi filmy hai

Is shehar mein jab roshni ki aadat padh jaye na ... toh andheron se darr lagne lagta hai

Star banne ki recipe bahut hi simple hai ... ek cup Amitabh ka talent li jiye, usse barson dheemi aanch par rakhiye ... uske baad us mein aada cup Shahrukh ka charm mila di jiye ... usse ubaaliye ... uske baad us mein do chamach Aamir ki intensity, ek chamach Hrithik ka dance ... is sabko achchi tarah mix kar di jiye ... uske baad us mein Salman ke looks ka takda laga di jiye ... bas aapka superstar tayaar hai

Blind khelkar jeetne ke liye kismat nahi ... himmat chahiye

Delhi shehar mein mard abhi bhi abla hai ... uska kabhi bhi bajh sakta tabla hai

Ghar mein Baywatch aur disco mein gaywatch

Maar maarke bura haal karenge ... aur dhoti phaadke rumaal karenge

Minister ki nishani aur kaam gairkanooni ... phir bhi dil hai Hindustani?

Meri zindagi sasti ho gayi hai ... aur mera jeena mehenga ho gaya hai

Bas yahi apradh main har baar karta hoon ... aadmi hoon aadmi se pyar karta hoon

Aaj kal ke Hindustani Coke peete hai, Pepsi peete hai, bhool gaye nimbu pani ... phir bhi dil hai Hindustani ... FTV, MTV, Channel V, bhool gaye Akashvani ... phir bhi dil hai Hindustani ... Reserve Bank khali, Swiss Bank mein saara maal pani ... phir bhi dil hai Hindustani?

Maut bhi unse itna hi darti hai ... jitna film industry piracy se

Shaant, lady Bheem, shaant

Face hai bhola ... andar se bomb ka gola ... dil mein dhamaka kar gayi yaar

Joh bada kaam karta hai ... us hi ka bada naam hota hai

Asal king woh hota hai ... joh apne liye nahin doosron ke liye lade

Bhai or don ke upar ... king hota hai

Jung mein jab shoot karne ka order dete hai toh, kab kahan kaise uska toh pata hota hai magar kyun ... fauji ko na yeh batate hai, na usse janane ka haq hota hai

Gunaah mein hisaab kitaab nahi chalta

Shaurya sirf kisi ko maar girane ko nahi kehte, shaurya sirf salaami dene ko nahi kehte ... shaurya toh hamare bahut andhar hota hai ... ek hausla, ek himmat

Main hamesha ek second aage rehta hoon

Jab zindagi credit pe chal rahi ho na ... toh vastavikta thodi si dhundli ho jaati hai

Dushman sirf border ke uss paar nahin hota ... ghar ke andhar bhi hota hai

Border pe marne se zyada bada nasha koi nahin hai

Hindustan mein logon ko development nahi ... entertainment chahiye

Soch hamesha achchi hoti hai ... matlab badal jaata hai

Fayda wahi hai joh sabka ho

Tum government se ho ... government tumse nahi hai

Kahi baar hamare ussool zindagi se bade ho jaate hai

Yeh nasihat nahi ... chetavani hai

Door ke fayda ke liye ... nazdiki nuksaan bhoolna padta hai