Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Diwali kab hai ... kab hai Diwali!

Priya jab assi saal ki ho jayegi na ... I promise you main tab bhi usko itna hi pyar karoonga ... dhoop mein iska chashma banuga, baarish mein iska chaata ... kyun ki pyar ke sivah mujhko kuch nahi aata

Style sikhaya ja sakta hai ... saadgi yah simplicity nahi

Aye Brian Lara ... chal ho ja nau do gyarah

Agar Priya Mercedes hai toh tu Maruti ... agar Priya Boeing hai toh tu bhail-gadi ... agar Priya Kohinoor ka heera hai toh tu Kohinoor ka basmati chawal ... agar Priya kabil hai toh tu Kabuli chana

Propose karne mein itna pause lega ... toh woh tujhe dispose karke chali jayegi

Kuch paane ke liye kuch khona padta hai ... aur joh nahi bhi ho, woh bhi hona padta hai

Meri girlfriend ke saath tu saiyaan banke, naiya ke upar, chaiyya chaiyya kare ... aur main UP ka bhaiya banke wahan kinare pe se haath hilaon

Tu Superman hai? ... Spiderman hai? ... abhe tu common man hai

Aye kisne ki hai ungli ... kaun hai hamare beech mein Ganguly?

There is only one thing I cannot stand ... is a one night stand

Joh kuch bhi main kahoonga, sach main kahoonga ... ja rahi ho tum door, par main touch mein rahoonga

99% ladkiyo ko unka mann pasand ladka mil jaata hai ... lekin 99% ladko ko unki pasand ki ladkiya kabhi nahi milti

You shot gun, me quick gun Murugun ... ati-pati-kati yenna rascala tu dai ... Mind It!

Hamari filmo ki tarah, hamari zindagi mein bhi end tak sab kuch thik hi ho jaata hai ... happy's ending

Ek chutki sindoor ki keemat tum kya jaano Ramesh babu ... ishwar ka aashirwad hota hai ek chutki sindoor ... suhagan ke sarr ka taj hota hai ek chutki sindoor ... har aurat ka khwab hota hai ek chutki sindoor

Picture abhi baaki hai mere dost

Itni shiddat se maine tumhe paane ki koshish ki hai ... ki har zarre ne mujhe tumse milane ki saazish ki hai

Kehte hain agar kisi cheez ko dil se chaho ... to puri kainaat usse tumse milane ki koshish mein lag jaati hai

Kayde mein rahega toh fayde mein rahega

Agar aap miss world mein khadi ho gayi na ... toh 1st, 2nd, 3rd ka title aap hi ko milega

Chor chori se jaye lekin hera pheri se na jaye

Poori game pehli chaal pe depend karti hai

Kehte hai pyar mein sachchai ho ... toh kiss karte waqt aankhen band ho jaati hai

Jhoot bolna ho toh aankhen band kar liya karo ... kyun ki woh sach bolti hai

Besharami aur imaandari farak kuch nahi haunda hai ... farak sirf sunne waale de dil vich haunda hai

Jhanda chahe kisi bhi desh da ho ... par danda Hindustani hona chahiye

Jahan pyar hota hai, wahan naraazgi nahi ... umeed hoti hai

London ... bebe Punjab jaisa hi hai ... bus farak aina hai ki London mein Punjabi zyada hai

Jab tak haar nahi hoti na ... tab tak aadmi jeeta hua rehta hai

Ek Catholic aurat Pradhan Mantri ki kursi ek Sikh ke liye chod deti hai ... aur ek Sikh Pradhan Mantri pad ki shapath ek Muslim Rashtrapati se leta hai ... us desh ki bhag daud sambhalne ke liye jisme assi pratishad log Hindu hai

Ishq de mere mitra pehchaan ki, mit javay jadoon zid apnan di ... asli pyar ka matlab haasil karna nahi hota