Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Apun ke saath kuch khunass hai kya ... kaiko sab khudkhushi waale idea derela hai

Apun ke pass Bapu hai Mamu!

Apun ke bheje mein saala chemical locha hai

Full confidence mein janeka aur ekdum vinamrata ke saath baat karneka

Aye ooth re tereko sorry bolne ka hai

Gyan baatna chahiye re ... tu kya apne paas rakhke sada-rela hai

Bole toh Gandhigiri zindabad!

Jab tak sooraj chaand rahega ... Munna Circuit ka naam rahega

Aadmi ko parakhna ho toh yeh dekho ki ... apne se neeche tarke ke logo se woh kaise bartav karta hai

Arre kya baachaoo baachaoo chillarela hai ... izzat lootrein hai kya teri? ... police police chillaneka

Chaata maarna aasan hai ... maafi mangne ke liye himmat chahiye beta

Jab dono gaal pe padh jaye toh kya karneka ... yeh Bapu ne nahin kaha apun ko

Ox mane behll ... Ford mane gaadi ... Oxford bole toh behllgaadi

Desh toh apna ho gaya hai ... lekin log paraye ho gaye hain

Gooooood mooooorning, Muuuuuumbaaaai!

Mere pass police hai, power hai, paisa hai ... tere pass kya hai?

Apun ne ek-sau-pandhra ghar khali karwaya ... baavan kidnapping kiyela hai ... kam se kam dhai-sau haddi toh torela rahenga ... pan kabhi andhar nahin aaya ... first time, first time kisi ko sorry bola ... direct andhar

Bhai, apun jhoot nahin bolega ... par tum toh bol sakta hai na

Pehle se andar hain ... aur kitna andar jayenge

Jahan jahan tumhara khoon bahega ... wahan wahan mera paseena paseena bahega

Bhagya aur karam ek saath chalte hai

Gents kapde seene mein main failure hoon ... issi liye main ladies tailor hoon

Hum logon se yunhi nahi milte ... hum unhi se milte hai jinse hum mein milna hota hai

Pyar kabhi kabhi aadat ban jaata hai ... lekin tum sirf ek aadat nahi ab meri zaroorat ban chuke ho

Romance time dekh karke todhi na aata hai ... romance bhi divorce ki tarah ho jaata hai bas

Talent toh hawa, khushboo aur dhoop ki tarah hai ... jise kahin chupakar nahi rakha ja sakta

Badhe bachon jaise baatein tab karte hai ... jab bache badhon jaise kaam karte hai

Jab badi machli ko phaasna hai toh pehle choti machli ko phaanso ... badi machli khud-ba-khud chali aayegi

Yeh cricketeron waale naam safe nahi hote ji ... kal ko woh run banane band karega ... log jootiyan isko marenge

Haddein jitni zyada hongi ... unke tootne ka darr bhi utna hi hoga

Tumne mujhse shaadi ki hi nahin ... samjauta kiya hai

Tumhe kis baat pe zyada gussa aata hai ... apni nakaamyabi se ... ya meri kaamyabi par?