Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Apni aankhen dekhi hai? ... jidhar bhi dekhti hai ek rishta kayam kar deti hai

Jiske paas maa hai uske paas sab kuch hai ... jiske paas maa nahi uske paas kuch bhi nahi

Fashion ki shuruvat Adam aur Eve se hui thi

Aap saas bankar hamari zindagi mein aayi ... aur itna pyar diya ki hamari maa ban gayi

K.K. Lambasia naam hai mera ... lambe se nazar aata hoon, maar maarke sabko lamba kar deta hoon

Pyar kya hota hai kisi ko seekhna ho toh ... Hindustanio se seekhe

Kamaal ka country hai America ... hum powder lagate hai aur woh powder khate hai

Shaadi sirf char pheron ke bandhan ka naam nahi hota ... shaadi toh woh hai jahan dil se dil mile ... jab tak ek doosre ke man mandir mein ek doosre ki murat nahi bas jaati ... us shaadi ka koi matlab nahi hota

Zindagi ke safar mein joh rasta manzil ki taraf jata hai ... ussi par chalna chahiye

Hindustan mein jab tak aapki jeb mein paisa hai ... log poochte hai kaisa hai?

Zindagi ke safar mein bahut saare musafir milte hai ... lekin har ek ki manzil ek hi toh nahi hoti

Agar main yeh bomb tere sar pe rakhoonga toh pehle kya phatega ... yeh bomb ya tera sar ... (tu bata kya phatega) ... sabse pehle teri phategi

Kahani mein twist ho na ... toh mazaa aata hai

Kaan mein baali, mooh mein gaali, dimaag se khaali

Isse toh software or underwear ka bhi farak pata nahi

Hindustaniyo ke samne ... Hindustan ko jalane ki baatein nahi karte

Taqdeer tera bistara garam karna chahti hai ... aur tujhe sofe pe sona hai

Saara din tu bhaukega ... ya kaatega bhi

Taqdeer woh chinaal hai ... joh mere saath nahi soti

Sawaal yeh nahi hai ki bar mein kitni daru hai ... sawaal yeh hai ki tu kitni pee sakta hai

Hindustani jaisa bhi ho, usse do cheezein bilkul pasand nahin ... ek hai cricket mein haar ... doosra apne desh pe vaar

Bade bade dekhe hai ... lekin aapse bada nahi

Tumhari zindagi meri muthi mein hai ... chahun toh zindagi bhar na chhodun

Tere farz ne hum mein hazaar janam ke liye tera karzdaar bana diya

Aulad toh saath janam lekar bhi maa baap ka karz nahi utaar sakti

Phere hone ke baad beti baap ke ghar nahi ... pati ke ghar jati hai

Mana ki duniya mein karodon bache aise hai jinke maa baap nahi hai ... magar is duniya mein karodon maa baap aise bhi hai jinki koi aulad nahi hai

Climax ke pehle hi meri love story ka end ho gaya hai

Phatte chatte chak deyange ... maar ke mukki dab deyange!

Pyar ka davaa karna bahut aasaan hota hai ... lekin usko nibhana utna hi mushkil

Aatma se badi taqat parmatma ki hoti hai

Jis tarah dhanush se nikla hua baan vapas nahi aa sakta ... jis tarah chitta jalne ke baad manushya jeevit nahi ho sakta ... ussi tarah se mera diya hua shraap bhi vapas nahi laut sakta