Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Taang se kapda hatte toh poore tann ki laaj jaave hai

Gori chamdi waale apne baap ke sagge nahi hote

Tum saala ghulam log hamari jooti ke neeche hi rahega

Dhajjiyan udda do in firangiyon ki ... udda do dhajjiyan!

Joote ki talli kitni bhi moti ho ... ghisat zaroor hai

Hamaar pasina hamre tann mein khoon banke daudega

Aage aike ghumavat hai ... ab aa, aa, aa

Karm ka dhaaga pehenne ke liye ... hum dharm ka dhaaga nahi todh sakte

Chulhe se roti nikale ke liye, chimte ko apna mooh jalahe padi

Gore pataloon pehen ke ee khel ka cricket kahat hai ... aur hum langoti baandh ke gilli-danda

Mohe toh wohi chori pasand aavegi, joh mori mai ko pasand aavegi

Kyun be sukhe hue chuare ... baasi udad ke papad!

Hospital mein chloroform ki jagah agar tere kapde soongah diye ja na ... toh patient coma mein chala jayega

Haath unhi ke jalte hai joh aag bhujane ki koshish karte hai ... aag jalane waalon ke haath kabhi nahi jalte

Aap toh ja rahi hai magar main aapki zindagi mein bhudape ki tarah aaonga ... joh ek baar aata hai aur uske baad aata hi jaata hai

Bhagwan na swarg se jode banakar dharti pe bhejta hai ... aur insaan usse todhkar joh paap karta hai na ... usse talaq kehte hai

Sachchai ke liye koi bhi cheez chhodi ja sakti hai ... magar kisi bhi cheez ke liye sachchai ko chhoda nahi ja sakta

Abhe oye cold drink ke khali botal ke mudhe hue straw ... gissi hui Kolhapuri chappal!

Main zindagi hoon toh Sona saansein ... main agar dil hoon toh Sona dhadkan ... main agar pyaas hoon toh Sona pani ... main agar phool hoon toh Sona khushboo ... main agar dard hoon toh Sona aaahhh

Chand biwiyan drawing room mein pade hue us TV ki tarah hoti hai ... unko jab on karo purana program chal raha hota hai ... tum toh internet ho ... jab on karta hoon, ek nayi site dikhai deti hai

Zindagi mein bada aadmi banne ka sapna maine dekha hai ... usse saakar karne ke liye joh keemat chukani padegi woh bhi main hi chukaonga

Bahut hi jald is sadak par joh sabse bada bangla hoga woh Raj Malhotra ka hoga ... jis building mein tumhara office hai, uske top floor ke upar joh sabsa bada office hoga woh Raj Malhotra ka hoga ... aur joh signal par sabse badi gaadi rukegi woh Raj Malhotra ki hogi ... aur tum toh achchi tarah se jaante ho ki Raj Malhotra main hoon

Pyar karne waale kabhi naraz nahi hote ... sirf rooth jaate hai aur roothon ko manana padta hai

Kisi aur ko badalne ke liye ... khud ko badalna zaroori hota hai

Jua mein hamesha jeetkar hi nahi ... kabhi kabhi haarkar bhi zyada paisa kamaya ja sakta hai

Khel ka nasha toh tabhi chadta hai jab samne waala khiladi purana ho

Phool kitne bhi khoobsurat ho ... unhe murjhana hi padta hai

Dukh hamesha sukh ke bhes mein hi aata hai

Asli khel wahi hai jis mein aakhir tak pata na chale ... ki jeet kiski hogi

Khilte hue phoolon ko dekh ke ... insaan khud poori tarah khil jaata hai

Daulat ka nasha kisi drug se bhi zyada khatarnak nasha hota hai

Aadmi jitna bada hota hai ... uske chupne ki jagahein utni hi kam hoti hai