Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Chai se zyada saala kitli garam hai

Pressure aa gaya ... pressure aa gaya ... haai pressure aa gaya

Meri kundli mein khoon likha hai ... maloom hai na?

Agar subah subah sandaas jana hai toh singer banna padega

Sunday ko aa ... Sunday ko mast naha do ke aa

Pehle mereko yeh samjha ki ... isko samjhana kya hai

Devi ka prasad mandir mein milta hai ... garage mein nahin

Utha le re baba, utha le ... mereko nahi re, in dono ko utha le

Woh main mast tel mein fry karke, woh main kha gaya

Kutriya saala, dekh ke number dial kar!

Saala, rakh diya toh bhi baat karta hai

Yeh Baburao ka style hai

Naya aashiq purane sharaabi ki tarah hota hai ... har jagah usse botal nazar aati hai

Mumbai shehar dikhave ka shehar hai ... yahan jiske paas gaahi ho, uski gaadi fatafat chalti hai

Humne tumhari yaad mein ro roke tub bhar diye ... aur tum bewafaa aaye aur usmein naha ke chal diye

Jinke paas pyar ki daulat ho ... unhe kabhi gareeb nahi samajhna chahiye

Insaan ka is duniya mein aana is baat ka signal hai ... ke koi hai joh sirf uski khatir is duniya mein aaya hai

Kyun mere pyar ka tum imtehaan lete ho ... tum meri jaan ho, kyun meri jaan lete ho

Life mein doosron ke liye itna karna ... ki kabhi kam na pade

Kal tak joh ajnabi tha, dil aaj ussi ko chahta hai ... zindagi dene waale tujhpe, mar jaane ko jee chahta hai

Ek umar si jee rahi ho, magar adhoori ... agar woh mil jaye, toh zindagi ho jaye poori

Joh log khudse nahi darte ... yeh samaaj ussi se darta hai

Sukh aur dukh wohi samajh sakta hai jispar beetti hai

Izzat koi patni ko diya hua koi necklace nahi hai, college mein diya hua koi certificate nahi hai, locker mein chupakar rakhi koi jewellery nahi hai ... joh gava dene se chali jaati hai

Khushkismati sirf ek baar darwaza khatkhatati hai ... lekin badkismati tab tak darwaza khatkhatati hai jab tak darwaza khul na jaye

Tum mard zaat ke naam pe ek dhabba ho ... dhabba toh kya dhabba ke abba ho

Auron se poora fees leta hoon ... magar tum se pachas ki jagah tees leta hoon

Meri apni khud ki ek personal biwi hai

Kabhi kabhi hoothon ka kaam aankhen kar deti hai

Is boyfriend ko usne pehle se bhi zyada lift diya aur pehle se bhi zyada bada gift diya

Main haddi nahi hoon hadda hoon ... apne daddy ka dadda hoon ... divorce karane ka adda hoon

Aankhon ne kar diya kaam tamaam ... kya hai aap ka shubh naam?