dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Pehle toh woh khada tha Gandhi ki tarah ... phir mujhe jhad diya aandhi ki tarah ... aur yeh tumhare pehalwan sab gir gaye maachis ki kaandhi ki tarah

Kerala ke karele se Bareilly ki barfi banta ja raha hai tu

Purane khandar ki giri hui deewar pe tangi hui badsurat tasveer ke peeche chupi hui gadni chipkali ki phad-phadati pooch pe lehrati hui cheenti

Duniya waalo mujhe na dikhao aaina ... nahi toh main bolonga "Made In China"

Yeh haath hai ki hathoda ... keedon ki basti mein kaunsa aa gaya makauda

Tu chuha mota hai ... par tera khali lota hai

Jab se tu father India bana hai ... tab se doston ki life se Mr. India ho gaya hai

Don't horny me!

Kahin iska joke hamari thok na de

Aaj main thakne ke mood mein nahi ... thakaane ke mood mein hoon

Dal pak gayi, tandoor bhi ban gaya ... lekin ab main tumhare tan se door nahi reh sakta

Abhe tera pichwada hai yah Vijayawada?

Kaash us manoos raat maine nirodh ka virodh nahi kiya hota

Yeh biwiyan mangalsutra pehente hi Kamasutra kyun bhool jati hai

Meri biwi BMW nikli ... "Bewafaa Meri Wife"

Friends I have an idea ... I have a grand idea!

Idli sirf sambar ke saath achchi lagti hai ... cholon ke saath nahi

Environmentalist ... environment kam mentalist zyada

America bheja padhne ko ... alien bankar aa gaya

Logon ni seva ... aane ghar waalon ne kela

Aapki beti ek jeeti jaagti tension ki machine hai

Chashme pehenke Karsan ji sharmaye thoda thoda ... khade hai dekho sab ke beech haath mein leke ghoda

Jitni tu sexy hai ... utni danger hai

Kabaadi brand yeh Rajadi, kaminey kache khiladi ... actually andhar se anaadi, udhayen daari aur pehen le saree

Woh lover toh main killer

Saara din woh bandh kamre mein ghutar-gu ghutar-gu ... natija kab milega haan?

Jitna tu danger hai na ... utna hi hoshyaar

Subah uthte hi Bijal, dopahar tak Sejal aur raat hote hote tak Kinjal

Chandu ke bhatije ... phatte huye phooge ke natije

Namkeen nani, naughty nana hai ... maike kab tak rahoongi, Ram ke ghar jana hai

Aaj bhi nangi picture dekh ke dhoti gili karoge ... aaj toh poore bheeg lo

I don't like this gun goli ... I only want tan choli