Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Jab apne bichadte hai na ... toh kabhi nahi milte, kabhi nahi

Sari duniya ki thandak paisa hai

Kabhi kabhi aankhon dekhi aur kaano suni baat bhi jhoot ho sakti hai

Aadmi issi mitti se banta hai, issi par jeeta hai, issi ke liye ladta hai aur aakhir mein ... issi mitti mein mil jaata hai

Maine itne aasoon dekhe hai ... ke unhe jama karta toh ek samundar ban jaata

Dosti ya dushmani, jab tak jam ke na ho ... mazaa nahi aata

Main hoon Mr. Tolmol, baat karun main gol-gol ... khol doon main sabki pol

Gareebon ke mooh mein zabaan hote hue bhi ... woh ameeron ki duniya mein goonge bankar jeete hai

Abhe kamzor dil ke kabutar ... astabal ke khabeez!

Aaj mile hai saare friends old old ... sab milke khao zarda "Gopal Gold"

Do kadam kya, sau kadam peeche hatt ja ... lekin aaj na tu apni maut se peecha chhuda sakta hai ... na maut ke saaye se

Main teri ek ek saans maut ke bazaar mein bechkar aaya hoon

Bacha maa ki kok mein baad mein panapta hai ... humra ghulam pehle banta hai

Main inteqam ka ek aaisa dahekta hua koyla hoon ... jiski uthti hui aag ki lapton mein tum sabki zindagiyan aa chuki hai ... aur is jalte hue koyle ki aag mein tum sab bari-bari jalkar raakh ho jaoge

Ghaas aur dushmani kahin bhi aur kabhi bhi pehda ho sakte hai

Yeh achanak Star TV mein se Doordarshan kaise ho gayi?

Tera mooh baatein karta hue achcha nahi lagta hai ... Fevicol dhal uske andhar

Chalti hai kya nau se barah?

Sar se paon tak khud ko dhak liya hai ... meri Roopa ka roop toh kahin se nazar hi nahi aata ni

Hindustan ki pavitra dharti par pehda hokar ... gadhe ki tarah mehnat karke, kutte ki tarah jeena chhodkar ... chori chakari kar raha hai?

India mein time se aane waale ki koi value nahi hoti ... der se aane waale ko star samjha jaata hai

Agar maarna chahte ho toh che ki che goli humri khopadiya mein utaar do ... kyun ki agar humre jism mein thodi bhi jaan reh gayi ... toh hum tujhko jaan se maar daalonga

Woh pyar nahi ek mazak tha ... aur mazak dil behlane ke liye hota hai ... dil mein basane ke liye nahi

Tumne khud mujhe zindagi ke aaise modh par akela chhoda hai ... jahan se aage main badh nahi sakti aur peeche hatne ke kabil nahi rahi

Apne maqsad mein kamyaabi haasil karne ke liye ... taqat se zyada himmat ki zaroorat hoti hai

Yeh upar waala hai na hamesha chuhe billi ka khel khelta hai ... kabhi itna sukh deta hai ki sambhala nahi jaata ... kabhi itna dukh de deta hai ki dil se nikala nahi jaata

Udhar log mitane jaate hai gham ... aur uska naach dekhke nikal jaata hai ache-achon ka dum

Lalach bahut badi kamzori hai insaan ki

Sari duniya ke bache jab pehda hote hai toh maa maa karke rohte hai ... yeh gadha cinema cinema karke roh raha tha

Insaan kitni bhi jaldi kare, pahunchta tabhi hai jab usse pahunchna hota hai ... aur pahunchta wahi hai jahan usse pahunchna hota hai

Zameen ussi ki hoti hai jinke hal chalte hai ... unki nahi joh unpar hal chalate hai

Jism ki numaish paschim ki ada hai ... sharm Hindustan ka gehna