Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Agar tere paas nafrat ki taqat hai ... toh mere paas ab mohabbat ki shakti hai

Har jagah mera hi number pehle aata hai

Mere mooh se nikla har lafz ... heere se zyada keemti hai

Meri toh na usse Hello hai na Hi hai ... na jaan hai na pehchaan hai ... na dua hai na salaam hai

Bura joh kaam karta hai woh manzil se bhatakta hai ... kamina lakh baande boriyan, magar ek din atakta hai

Yahan Punjabi hai, Gujarati hai, Marathi hai, Bangali hai ... lekin Hindustani koi nahi hai

Aadmi naujawan ho yah meri tarah tajurbekar ... raat ko aurat se jhagde mein kabhi nahi jeet sakta

Bazaar mein behti tawaif aur aapke kanoon ke rakhwaalon mein koi fark nahi hai ... fark hai toh sirf itna, ki woh apna jism bechti hai aur yeh apna imaan

Hum jurm ki duniya ka colonel hoon

Jawaani ki pasand ko tajurba aur dil ki pasand ko dimaag agar tol le ... toh thokar nahi lagti

Jab mujhpar koi haath uthata hai toh mera sar phir jaata hai ... aur jab mera sar phir jaata hai toh main saamne waale ki duniya phira deta hoon

Maa ki mamta aulad ki zindagi ke liye amrit hai ... lekin jab woh mamta andhi ho jaye toh zehar ban jaati hai

Sachai kehne wale ki zubaan lambi nahi hoti hai ... tezz hoti hai ... kyun ki iski haqeeqat dil par teer ki tarah chub jaati hai

Apna toh style hi yehi hai ... bandook bhi apni, taqat bhi apni, aur nishana bhi apna

Duniya ke raste bade kathin hote hai ... lekin tum nirash na hona, himmat na harna ... koshisho ke pedho par hi kamyaabi ke phal lagte hai

Main bura toh hoon par bahut nahi ... thoda acha bhi hoon

Pehle yahan dher saare tourist aaya karte the ... ab terrorist hi aate hai

Yahan tourist guide, jyotish wala, ayurved wala, allopathy, homeopathy, Sitapati, Ganpati, Laxmipati sara main hi hoon ... all in all main hi hoon

Hindu ko namaskar nahi bolega, Musalman ko salaam nahi karega, Christian ko good morning nahi bolega ... kyun ki apan yahan language ka lafda karne nahi aiyla

Yeh duniya banane waala apni hi duniya mein aakar besahara ho gaya ... tu kis khet ki mooli hai?

Sadak pe tamasha karne waala aur dekhne waala ... dono ka taqdeer kharab hai

Aaise naukri kaise milegi bhai ... is ulti duniya ko sar ke bal khade hokar dekhoge toh seedhi nazar aayegi ... apni arzi par wazan nahi rakha, hawa mein udh jayegi

Sachai aur imaandari ki buniyaad par jhoot aur fareb ka mahal bahut dino tak nahi tik sakta ... woh gir jaata hai

Is Bambai shehar mein jhagda karne se sar phoote na phoote ... lekin mohabbat karne se dil tootne ka guarantee

Sunday ke baad monday, rupaye ke char ande ... khaye kisi aur ne dande, ab raj kar rahe hai mushtande

Agar main chota kaam karoonga na ... toh chota hi ban kar reh jaonga

Shukriya toh gairon ka ada kiya jaata hai ... apno ka nahi

Phatte huye joote ke chedh se us paar dekhoge na, haqeeqat nazar aayegi ... joota bada duniya choti nazar aayegi ... kismat phatke haath mein aa jayegi

Saatve asmaan ko choone ki koshish karte karte ... yeh main pataal mein pahunch gaya hoon

Assi tussi piyange lassi

Degree se sirf certificate milta hai ... akal nahi

Is paar nahi toh phir, us paar milenge hum ... sau baar bichadke bhi, ek baar milenge hum