Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Hum toh kalakar hai ... hamari kala ki taqdeer mein car likhi hi nahi hai ... yeh kalakar bekaar sadakon par dhukaar ki tarah ghoom raha hai, dhukaar ki tarah

Main toh film bhi dekhkar pasand karti hoon, story sunkar nahi ... ussi tarah main ladka bhi dekhkar pasand ya napasand karoongi

Jin logon ko qaid mein rehne ki aadat ho jaati hai ... unhe khushi qaid mein hi milti hai

Yeh ajeeb rishtey hai ... in mein log alag toh ho sakte hai ... par juda nahi ho sakte

Jurm ki zindagi ek aaisa dhagaa hai ... jis mein agar ek baar aadmi uljha toh bas ulajhta hi jaata hai

Waqt kaise bhi guzar jaata hai ... waqt ki yahi ek achchi baat hai

Aapka suputra bahut samajhdar hai ... yeh maana ki teekhi dhaar hai, magar zara dildar hai

Shareer ke botal mein jawani ka khoon joh hai woh sode ki tarah ubal raha hai ... kyun ki jawani rang hai, bahaar hai, khumaar hai, suroor hai, guroor hai ... ashaon ka khilna hai, mann ka milna hai, mann ki mannat hai, dil ki jannat hai

Pair choone se bade chote nahi ho jaate hai ... magar chote joh hai woh khote zaroor ho jaate hai

Pedh, nadi aur dharti se bada koi daani nahi ... aur foren joh apni bhool sudhaar le usse bada koi gyani nahi

Hum saadharan premi nahi ... desh premi hai

Apni zindagi toh aaise chal rahi hai jaise ee desh ko tohri sarkar ... bina engine ke handle, upar se scandal pe scandal

Is duniya mein bahut sari khushkismat jawaniyan aaisi hai jinke saron par baap ke daulat ki chhat hai ... joh apne pair pe nahi baap ke pair pe chalti hai ... aur baap ki jeb ko apna dil banake duniya mein jeeti hai

Agar kabhi phir se shaadi karoonga toh aaisi khubsoorat ladki se ... joh hotel mein entry kare toh lage Sridevi, drawing room mein behti ho toh Madhuri Dixit, aur andar ke room mein ho toh Kimi Khaatpar ... matlab Katkar

Yeh hi Mama Banarasi ka dhanda hai ... gale mein samasya ka phanda hai ... magar Mama Banarasi kaatte hai aur shaadi byah ke rishtey ko prasad ke ladoo ki tarah baantte hai

Bhagwan se toh kayi baar aapko maang liya hai ... bas ab aapse aapko maangna baaki hai

Mere paas woh kuch bhi nahi joh aapke paas hai ... lekin itna paisa hai ki ek mangalsutra khareed sakta hoon ... itni taqat hai ki kamakar khila sakta hoon ... aur itni mardangi hai ki bachche pehda karke aapko nani bana sakta hoon

Dil daulat se zyada taqatwar hota hai

Joh mard apne pyar ke bandhan ki hifazat nahi kar sakta, woh mard nahi ... joh aurat apne pyar ke bandhan ko todna chahti hai, woh aurat nahi

Main tera Yamraj hoon

Meri shaan meri laash ke saath hi giregi ... usse pehle nahi

Naya nau din ... purana sau din

Do premiyon ko milane ke liye hazaar jhoot bhi bolne pade ... toh bolna chahiye

Asli daulat gadiyaan, bungley, bank balance, kutte, billiyaan nahi hote ... asli daulat woh hamare apne hote hai

Tumne abhi tak mere sholay nahi dekhe, sharafat dekhi hai ... jis din sharafat chhod di maine, us din koi bhi tumhara rakhwala banne se inkaar kar dega

Mujhe jeetne ki bahut buri aadat hai

Mazloomon ka saathi, bebason ka bhai ... aur ablaon par zulm karne waalon ke liye kasai hoon main

Jab gareeb ka khoon khaulta hai ... toh uske gusse ke sailaab mein daulat ke bade se bade pahad toot jaate hai

Main tera khoon karoonga aur tera ghost apni gali ke kutton ko khilaonga

Ab hua malum aahon ka dhuan hota hai kya ... apne daaman mein lagi aag toh rota hai kya?

Ameeron se gareebon ki haddiyan toh chabayi ja sakti hai ... unke ghar ki roti nahi

Dil ko rahat sukoon nazaron ko, dono aalam pe tera sayaa hai ... husn-e-jaad karne waale ne tujhe kuch soch ke banaya hai