Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Aaj pehli baar pata chala ki ... sabhi goron ka dil kaala nahi hota

Yeh namak ... namak haraamo ke zakhmo ko jalata hoga ... namak halaalo ke nahi

Hamare liye toh har maa apni maa hoti hai

Naukar kitna hi bada kyun na ho jaye ... uska sar ... maalik ke jooton se upar nahi uth sakta

Mere sar par jab tak mere maa baap ka aashirwad hai ... lohe ki talwar toh kya ... aasman se girne waali bijliyan bhi mera kuch nahi bighad sakti

Main ghulam mulk mein pehda zaroor hua hoon ... lekin mere dil ne ghulami na kabhi kubool ki hai aur na kabhi karega

Koyle ki dalaali mein haath kaale ho jate hai ... magar kaala dhanda karne waalon ke toh mooh bhi kaale ho jate hai

Aap logon ke dilon ko toh chukar dekh liya ... ab pairon ko bhi chu lene dijiye

Jiske seene mein doosro ke liye dard hota hai ... asal mein wahi mard hota hai

Dahej dimak hoti hai ... ghar mein basne se pehle hi ghar ko khokla kar deti hai

Peeth par maara hai ... ab seene par khaoge

Mard ko dard nahi hota

Upar waala bhookha jagata zaroor hai ... lekin bhookha sulata nahi

Meri zindagi aur maut par toh hukumat kar sakte hai aap ... lekin mere dil par nahi

Devi devta naraaz ho jaye toh aadmi pareshan ho jaata hai ... lekin aadmi naraaz ho jaye toh devi devta parwah hi nahi karte

Buzdilon ki goliyan Karan ka seena dekh kar apna rukh badal leti hai

Jab pyar ki aag ek baar jalti hai ... toh woh kabhi nahi bujhti

Taala mazboot hone se kuch nahi hota hai ... darwaza mazboot hona chahiye

Socho kuch, bolo kuch, dekho kuch, dikhao kuch, karo kuch ... ho jaye kuch ... samajh mein aaya kuch?

Gareebon ko naukri se nikaal nikaal ke amir log thak jayenge ... magar uparwala naukri dete dete kabhi nahi thakega

Kanoon banane se pehle kanoon todne waale paida ho gaye the

Har paida hone waale ko marte waqt kafan pehenna padta hai ... vaise hi har kaale dhande karne waale ko hathkadi pehenni padti hai

Chand ki thandak bhi hai, ishq ki garmi bhi hai, farsh ki sakti bhi hai, jism ki narmi bhi hai ... thodi besharmi bhi hai

Kar liya bahut kuch maine ab aur kuch karne ko jee chahta hai ... maar diya bahuton ko maine, ab marne ko jee chahta hai

Duniya mein ek hi Majnu hai, duniya mein ek hi Laila hai ... ek haath mein glass pakado, doosre haath mein thaila hai

No Bond, no three-knot-three (303) ... chuttiyon mein bilkul free

Log phoolon ki khushboo ko bhool jaate hai lekin kaanton ki chuban ko nahi bhoolte

Gaadi aur meri aadat kuch milti jhulti hai ... chalte chalte chalti hai aur rukte rukte rukti hai

Gaddari ki jitni badi sazaa hoti hai ... utna hi bada inaam

Sarakti jaye hai rukh se naqab aashista aahista ... nikalta aa raha hai aftab aahista aahista ... woh bedardi se sar kaate mera aur main kahun huzoor aahista aashita ... ab aa bhi jaiye aashita aahista

Ye ada jaane tamanna aap se seekhe koi ... jaankar anjaan banna aap se seekhe koi

Jisse barfo mein ice-cream khane ka shauk ho ... usse sardi nahi lagti