dialogues for Tag: Men

Mard toh mard hi hota hai ... chahe kahin ka bhi ho

Kutte ki dumm aur mard ki akal ... kabhi seedhi nahi ho sakti

Dard aur mard mein da aur ma ka farak hota hai ... da aur ma bole toh, Dum

Mard mein bahut dard pehda kar deti hai tumhari smile

All men are dogs ... but some of us are well trained dogs

Indian women are like desi daru, always make you lose control ... but Indian men are like a mouse, always looking for a hole

Delhi shehar mein mard abhi bhi abla hai ... uska kabhi bhi bajh sakta tabla hai

Bas yahi apradh main har baar karta hoon ... aadmi hoon aadmi se pyar karta hoon

Aadmiyon ko jagah jagah ki thaali mein khaane ki aadat hoti hai

Bande bike kyun chalate hai, macho dikhne ke liye ... jean kyun pehente hai, macho dikhne ke liye

Behind every successful man there is a woman ... but behind every unsuccessful man are there two, three, many more

Duniya mein do cheezein infinite hai ... yeh universe aur mard ka ego

99% ladkiyo ko unka mann pasand ladka mil jaata hai ... lekin 99% ladko ko unki pasand ki ladkiya kabhi nahi milti

Perfect aadmi sirf kitaabon mein milte hai

Duniya aurat chalati hai ... aadmi toh bas chalta hai

Shaadi woh keemat hai joh ek aadmi sex ke liye chukata hai ... sex woh keemat hai joh ek aurat shaadi ke liye chukati hai

Purush ka asli sammaan uske ekagrah mein hai ... uske power of control mein hai

Mard aur aurat mein kadhai karchi ka rishta hove ... akele rehve toh manoosiya ... aur saale saath rehve toh khana kan, khana kan, khana kan

Gents kapde seene mein main failure hoon ... issi liye main ladies tailor hoon

Men ... jitna chota dil, utna chota dimaag ... utna chota sab kuch

Ladke sirf do hi condition mein raat bhar jaagte hai ... ya toh India Pakistan ka final ho ... ya toh phir kisi ladki ke saath ho

Nirdosh ladki ki raksha karna ... bhagwan ka adhar karna hi nahi ... purush ka pehla karam bhi hai

Ek aurat ki mohabbat aur ek mard ki mohabbat mein bahut fark hota hai

Har aadmi ko ek baar shaadi zaroor karni chahiye ... kyun ki har shaadi-shuda aadmi seedha swarg mein jaata hai ... (kaise) ... kyun ki narak se toh woh guzar chuka hota hai

Agar koi mard kisi doosri aurat ko nahi dekhta hai toh phir woh dikhava kar raha hai ... ya phir uski biwi usse yeh dikhava karne par majboor kar rahi hai

Happily married? ... aadmi ya toh sirf happy ho sakta hai ya married ... dono cheezein ekhatti nahi ho sakti ... impossible

Mere aage hai jannat, toh aaj teri shaamat hai ... dil yun kisiko dena, mardo ki buri aadat hai

Insaan chahe janwar se mard ban gaya ho ... lekin kuch aaise mard hai joh janwar se insaan kabhi nahi ban sakte

Aurat agar jhoot bolne par aaye na ... toh shatir se shatir aadmi ko dhokha de sakti hai

Duniya mein teen cheezein nikalne ke liye ungli tedhi karni padti hai ... dibbe mein se ghee ... gair kanooni basti ... aur shaadi shuda mardon mein se masti

Thodi tondh honi chahiye ... sukhi aadmi ki nishani hai

Har kamyaab aadmi ke peeche ek aurat ka haath hota hai ... kyun ki auratein nakamyaab aadmiyon ke peeche nahi bhaagti