dialogues for Tag: Men

Joh mard apni pasandeeda aurat ke liye qurbani na de ... woh mard, mard nahi hota

Sardar jab kisi ke liye khada hota hai ... toh phir peeth nahi dikhata

Kapda jitna uthega ... mard utna girega

Mardon aur husbands ki height kitni bhi ho ... unka ego sau foot ka hai

Bande ki zindagi mein na woh ek bhayanak pal hota hai ... jis mein uska mann kar jaata hai ki shaadi kar loon ... agar woh us ek pal ko bina kuch kiye guzar jaane de na ... life set ho jaati hai

Aadmi jitna bhi bada maalik ban jaye ... maalkin ke samne jhuk hi jaata hai

Yeh joh mard hote hai na, aurat ki zindagi ka sabse bada dard hote hai ... yeh mard ek ko dil mein rakhte hai, ek ko dimaag mein rakhte hai, aur ek ko ghar mein rakhte hai ... aur tum jaisiyon ko dokhe mein rakhte hai

Ek aadmi chahe kitni wars jeet le ... ek aurat ke dimaag ko takkar nahi de sakta

Arre jab shakti, sampatti, sadbuddhi, yeh teeno hi auratein hai ... toh in mardon ko kis baat ka guroor

Dono haathon ki zaroorat taali bajane ke liye namardon ko hoti hai ... geedaron se nipatne ke liye sher ka ek panja hi kaafi hai

Mard apni poori zindagi mardangi ki baatein karte hai ... par pregnancy sunte hi jaise namard ho jaate hai

Aaj ke zamane mein mard hona hi ek tragedy hai, tragedy ... apne mummy ke saamne wife se pyar se baat karo toh joru ka ghulam ... wife ke saamne mummy se pyar se baat karo toh maa ke pallu se banda hua ... apne bachon ko maaro toh nirdayi ... aur kuch na kaho toh laparwah ... poore din ghar ke bahar raho toh aawara .. ghar ke andar behto toh naakara ... apni Mrs. se job na karao toh shakki ... aur karvao toh biwi ki kamai khane wala ... yehi ladies ko by mistake haath bhi lag jaye toh hum zalim ... aur yehi ladies apunko peete toh hum nalle

Mardangi dhoti aur moochon mein na hove hai ... mardangi jigar mein hove hai

Naari nahi toh nar nahi ... aurat nahi toh ghar nahi

Aadmi aur bandar, kitne bhi budha jaaye ... gulati maarna nahi bhoolte

Je mard joh hote hai na, je money plant ke paudhe ki tarah hote hai ... har waqt pani ke sang sang inko disha bhi dikhani padti hai ... varna bhatak jaate hai

Mard ke sar ke baal white ho sakte hai, lekin dil ke nahi

Half hour man bleeding like woman ... they straight dying

Big man, strong man not making country strong ... woman strong, mother strong, sister strong then country strong

Ishq ek aisi zameen hai jispe agar aurat chali ... toh samjho giri ... kyun ki jis dev ke bharose woh chalti hai ... uske andar aksar ek daas chupa hota hai

Yeh aaj kal ke ladkon ka na dimaag hi kharab hai ... shakal chhuse bhar ki aur ladki chahiye Katrina Kaif

Delhi ke ladkon ke baare mein na zyada sochna nahi chahiye ... faltu mein expectations badh jaati hai

Mard woh nahi hota jise dard nahi hota ... mard woh hota hai joh na kisi ko dard deta hai, na dene deta hai

Yahan supari deke kisi ko jaan se maar dalna, ek decent ladka dhoondne se zyada aasaan hai

A drunk guy is a liability and a drunk girlfriend is an asset

Aap ek launda bata do hum mein duniya mein, ek launda ... jisne ladki ko dekh ke pehli bari mein bol diya ho ki matlab ... kya ladki hai na ... kaash yeh meri behen hoti

Baap, bhai, beta, shohar ... Begum Jaan ki chaukhat ke us paar hard mard murgha hota hai ... teen taangon wala murgha

Agar shakal dekh ke ladkiyan shaadi karti na ... toh Hindustan mein aadhe ladke kanware hote

Hamare desh mein bache ke janam se hi uski balance sheet ban'ne lagti hai ... ladka equal to asset ... ladki equal to liability ... asset ke janam ki khushi mein boondi ke laddu bat'te hai aur liability ke janam ke mauke pe saste pedhe ... ladka kitna bhi nalayak ho, uski value badhti hi jaati hai ... aur ladki kitni bhi honhaar ho, uski entry asset column mein nahi hoti

History is always written about men ... but not always made by them

Har kamyaab insaan ke paache ek chori hose ... aur haare huye insaan ke paache bhi ek chori hose ... par haare huye insaan ke paache koi nahi khada hota

Aaj tak hum sab log ek galat direction mein effort karte rahe hai ... we should save our boys, not our girls ... because if we save our boys then our girls will be safe