dialogues for Tag: Comedy

I'm highly trained to train those who think that they're trained ... whether they are in front of the train or behind the train ... because I fight off the train, by the train, for the train

Acha hai, acha hai ... lekin bina pant ka kachha hai

Kidhar aap up in the sky so high ... kidhar woh zameen pe pada jinga fry

Main aapko aap kehke bula raha hoon aur aap hai ki seedha tu pe aa gaye ... agar main tu pe aa gaya na toh aapki thu-thu ho jayegi

Choti umar ke dost rakhne se koi jawan nahi ho jaata ... aur badi umar ke dost rakhne se koi samajhdar nahi ho jaata

Aisi kaunsi cheez hai joh tu pehenta bhi hai aur khayega bhi ... joota

Maine suna tha police walo ko kabhi ungli nahi karni chahiye ... lekin police wale hamari aisi ungli karenge ... kabhi nahi socha tha yaar

Bharat ko angrezon se azaadi lene mein 200 saal lage the ... tu 18 tak toh ruk hi sakti hai

System ko ulloo banane ke liye ... system mein behte ulloo paalne padte hai

Bhuji ko raakh kehte hai, jali ko aag kehte hai ... jisne tumhe bachaya usse Lallan ka dimaag kehte hai

Udta teer backside ghuste bahut baar dekha be ... pehli baar udta backside teer mein ghusega

Tann buddha hove hai ... mann buddha nahi hota

Gas ke cylinder mein aur unke calendar mein ... dono mein aag hi aag hove hai

Nazaron ke ojhal bhai aur pardesi ki lugaai ... kabhi bhi bhigad sakte hai

I don't know what is this funda ... once my heart was so thanda ... jab paas aayi yeh hottie ... now love is god, I am uska banda

Bachon ke liye toy aur jawan ke liye enjoy ... must hai

Yeh kaisi ghatna ghat rahi hai ... bina karan phat rahi hai

Yeh mahal rahega, qila rahega ... iska naada dheela rahega ... yeh raja rangeela kal bhi tha, yeh raja rangeela aaj bhi hai, yeh raja rangeela kal bhi rahega

Politicians aur diapers ko badalna chahiye ... nahi toh gandagi phail jayegi

Jaisi kaali raat mein khil uthta hai chaand ... in my classes you are the best teacher on demand

Aapke dushman pe humne aisi dushmani nikali hai ... ki agar woh dushman bhi apne dushman ko dekh le na ... toh woh apni dushmani bhoolke us dushman pe taras khane lagega

Hum log science mein maante hai ... non-science mein nahi

Is matlabi duniya mein agar koi bematlab ki baat bol jaaye ... toh us betmatlabi baat ka bhi bahut bada matlab hota hai ... aur tum jaise matlabi insaan ke saath rehne ka yeh matlab hai ki ... saari duniya ka matlab samajh mein aa jaata hai

Iske salary ke din khatam aur pension ke din aane wale hai

Joh modhi bidaai pe roke na aaye ... woh sasural mein sabne rulaye

Aadmi aur bandar, kitne bhi budha jaaye ... gulati maarna nahi bhoolte

Hamao byah hoke rahega ... London, America, Dubai nahi mila toh ... Nepal, Sri Lanka, Bhutan toh milega

(Kaa kare feelings hi nahi aa rahe?) - Tum aankh band karo aur Burj Khalifa ke bare mein socho ... feelings apne aap aa jayegi

Kabab mein haddi aur jawani mein buddhi ... sahi na hoye

Hamari har samasya ki marramat NASA se karvane jayenge ... toh hum satyanasa ho jayenge

Pata hai competition ki height kya hai ... Niagara Falls ke samne pishaab karta hua aadmi

Pata hai stupidity ki height kya hai ... ek kangi ke liye ladte huye do ganje