Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Tujh jaise doston ki wajah se life insurance ka ijaad hua tha ... ki bhai sahab life aapki le na le, aise haraamkhor dost zaroor le lenge ... karva lo policy

Jiske tere jaise dost ho na ... woh dushman ke ghar shift ho jaye, wohi behtar hai

Achi chal rahi hai teri ghar grihasti ... mat kar grand masti

Sundar biwi hone ka yehi nuksaan hai ... pehle saanson mein basao ... phir apna hi dum ghutao

Biwi ke saamne blood donor ... aur peeth peeche Vicky donor

Call me anytime ... nine to nine ... twenty four seven ... sixty nine

Tumhaar nazar ke nashe mein doobat hai saara Londonva ... bana lo humein tennis ka ball aur ban jao humri Sharapova

Itihaas gawah hai ... jab bhi shaadi-shuda mard ka biwi se focus hata hai ... sausage katta hai

Suraj ki dhoop se insaano ko paseena aata hai ... lekin yeh kameena itna hot hai, ki iski wajah se suraj ko paseena aata hoga

Aapke recline hote hi, kuch incline ho gaya

Samaj mein do tarah ka log hota hai ... ek joh paseena bahakar apna haq ka roti kamata hai ... aur ek joh khoon paseena bahakar apna haq ka roti cheen leta hai

Humein ghanta farak padta hai ki logon ko kya lagta hai, ki hum villain hai ki hero hai ... hamari kahani mein hum hero hai

Itna goli maaro jitna pradesh ke itihaas mein aaj tak na chala ho

Goli se maarenge toh goli ka naam hoga ... bomb se maarenge toh bomb mashoor hoga ... kisaan ka beta hai hum, bahut dum hai haath mein ... apne haath se maarenge usko aur khud mashoor honge

Maalik pehda nahi huye toh kya ... ban toh sakte hai

Do tarah ke log humein bilkul pasand nahi hai ... ek joh ooncha bole ... aur ek joh ooncha sune

Aadmi jitna bhi bada maalik ban jaye ... maalkin ke samne jhuk hi jaata hai

Hum majboor baap ka beta hai, kismat thi hamari ... par aapko mazboot beta ka baap banna padega, yeh kismat hai aapki

Ab aap mujhe disbar kijiye, phansi pe chadaiye, ya goli maar dijiye ... par ek baat meri dhyaan se sun lijiyega ... get the f*ck out of my country

Agar zulm karne wale angrez galat hai ... toh zulm sehkar awaaz na uthane wale Hindustani unse bhi zyada galat hai

Yes hum janwar hai, we are animals ... jiski sirf cheekh ho sakti hai par awaaz nahi ... jisko sar jhukane ke liye kanoon toh milta hai par insaaf nahi ... jiska jhund ho sakta hai lekin desh nahi ... yeh janwaron ka jhund ab desh banne jaa raha hai ... aur yeh janwar ab cheekhega nahi ... gurrayega

Court mein sahi aur galat ka nahi ... haar aur jeet ka faisla hota hai

Mhari zameen, mhari marzi

Joh mukka ladai ke baad yaad aaye na ... usse khud apne mooh pe maar lena chahiye

Jhaangiya badalne se dast nahi ruk jaate

Kisi bhi desh ki aarthik tarakki mein vyapariyon ka yogdaan, mahaan aadmi ke yogdaan se kam nahi milega aapko

Hum bade professional log hai ... kaam kare ya na kare, payment poori lete hai

Hamare Constitution mein na do cheezein bahut important hai ... ek letter aur ek spirit ... yani joh kanoon mein likha gaya hai woh aur uske peeche ki bhavna ... yahan sab sasure letter pe hi lage rehte hai ... joh likha hai follow karo, filein band karo, ghar jaao ... is chakkar mein spirit, yane ki peeche ki bhavna kahin bahut peeche reh jaati hai

Apne potential ko emotion ke saste daamo mein mat becho ... bahut peeche reh jaaoge

Is desh ke schoolon mein agriculture aur farming ko compulsory subject ki tarah padhaya jaana chahiye ... varna aane wali generation yehi sochegi, ki khana joh hai woh kheton se nahi, balki Ziggy aur Gomato se aata hai

Yeh hamari lanka hai ... is lanka mein kadam rakhne se bhagwan bhi darta hai ... na koi bhagwan aaya hai ... na kabhi aa payega

Yeh haath uthega na toh pura India goonj uthega