dialogues for Tag: Women

Aadmi hai na woh marne ke baad bhoot banta hai ... lekin aurat joh hai, woh chudeil ki chudeil hi rehti hai

Boyfriend girlfriend se darta hai, girlfriend cockroach se darti hai, cockroach chuhe se darta hai, chuha billi se darta hai, billi kutte se darti hai, aur kutta aadmi se darta hai ... aur aadmi aurat se darta hai ... vaise hi jaise villain hero se darta hai

Ab pata chala yeh aadmiyon ko itne heart attack kyun aate hai aur yeh gay bandhe itne successful kyun hote hai ... because they don't have a woman to screw their happiness na

Behind every successful man there is a woman ... true ... but koi yeh nahi batata ki behind every unsuccessful man also there is a woman

Ladke ne ladki ko do din hug nahi kiya toh problem ... hug kiya toh cheap ho rahe ho, itna bhi achcha nahi lagta

Any discussion with a woman is an argument!

In ladkiyon ko na koi khush nahi rakh sakta ... a happy woman is a myth!

Yeh hoti hai asli ladki ... chutki mein Bipasha, chutki mein Madhubala

You know what they say about women ... can't live with them, can't live without them

Aurat ka ek bar jab byah ho jaata hai na ... toh uska naya janam hota hai

Duniya ki koi bhi kitaab ek aurat ko khush karna nahi sikha sakti ... uske liye degree nahi, pedigree chahiye

Chanda ho ya Paro ... har ladki pe chance maro

I'm just a girl ... but with you I feel like a princess

Yeh joh auratein hoti hai na, yeh internet ke virus ki tarah hoti hai ... pehle to mard ki life mein enter hoti hai ... phir uske dil aur dimaag ko scan karke ... uski sari khushiyan, uski sari azaadi, uske sare bank balance apne account mein transfer kar leti hai ... aur badle mein mard ke account mein kya download karti hai ... (kya?) ... tension, tadap, ghutan, bechaini, jhik-jhik, bachche ... aur uske chehre ki smile ko delete karke usse hamesha hamesha ke liye hang karke chali jaati hai

Jahan lad-ka aur lad-ki ho ... wahan lad-na toh hoga hi na

Bina kapde ke kaali gori sab ek jaisi dikhti hai

Kranti ka rasta aaisi paristitiyon se guzarta hai ... joh striyon ke liye surakshit nahi hai

Ladkiyan buses ki tarah hoti hai, ek jaati hai toh doosri aati hai ... lekin in saare buses mein sirf ek aaisi bus hoti hai joh tumhe apne ghar pahunchati hai ... aur woh bus miss nahi karna chahiye

Sharam aur laaj toh aurat ka gehna hota hai

Har baar, har aurat ... teri biwi aur meri behen ban jaati hai ... aur teri kismat kharab hai?

Betiyan gharon mein khushiyan laati hai, pyar laati hai ... lekin apne hisse ki khushi dhoondne ke liye unhe kisi aur ke ghar jaana padta hai

Ladki patao PR pao

Ye ladki? ... upar upar se, iski packeting phad ke dekho na ... das tagde bande niklenge ander se

Ladkiya hamesha ek doosre se aaise kyun milti hai ... jaise abhi abhi pagal khane se nikli ho

Logon ke yahan Laajvanti, Gunvanti, Bhagvanti aati hai ... mere yahan Kharchvanti aa gayi hai

Tu ladki ke peeche bhagega, ladki paise ke peeche bhagegi ... tu paise ke peeche bhagega, ladki tere peeche bhagegi

Well behaved women, rarely make history

Arrey duniya waalon ne toh chand tak ko nahi chhoda ... toh ek abla besahara aurat ko kya chhodenge ... duniya ki ungliyan uspar uthti rahengi aur aurat ka dum ghutta rahega

Is poori duniya mein na do tarah ki auratein hoti hai ... ek jinke bina raha nahi jaata ... aur doosri yeh jinke saath raha nahi jaata

Indian women are like desi daru, always make you lose control ... but Indian men are like a mouse, always looking for a hole

Aurat ka dil bahut bada hota hai ... woh apne dil mein dukh, pareshaani, sab apne dil mein samaa leti hai

Ek ladki sirf itna hi chahti hai ... ki koi usse itna pyar kare ... jitna kisi ne kisi se na kiya ho