dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Joh dikhta hai humko lagta hai, hai ... aur joh nahi dikhta humko lagta hai, nahi hai ... lekin kabhi kabhi joh dikhta hai, woh nahi hota ... aur joh nahi dikhta, woh hota hai

Dance a day keeps the doctor away

I can talk cars, I can walk cars ... infact main khud hi ek car hoon

South Indian se south Indian mile, kar kar lambe haath ... mera band baja diya, patang de di kisi aur ke haath

Patri par chalti hai rail gaadi, Sivaji ko chuha toh ho jayegi dead body ... chote bache dekhte hai PoGo, Sivaji ko mat chedo gogo ... che ke baad aata hai saat, Sivaji dega sabko maat

Udh udh ke maarne mein main Superman hoon ... latak latak ke maarne mein main Spiderman hoon ... dhoond dhoond ke maarne mein main Batman hoon ... aur main tumhari haddi pasli choor choor karne waala doberman hoon

Aankh kya khopdi mein showpiece ke liye lagayela hai?

Aaj ke baad ek saal tak roz tujhe tapli marenge ... aur tu inch-inch chota hota jayega

Priya jab assi saal ki ho jayegi na ... I promise you main tab bhi usko itna hi pyar karoonga ... dhoop mein iska chashma banuga, baarish mein iska chaata ... kyun ki pyar ke sivah mujhko kuch nahi aata

Aye Brian Lara ... chal ho ja nau do gyarah

Agar Priya Mercedes hai toh tu Maruti ... agar Priya Boeing hai toh tu bhail-gadi ... agar Priya Kohinoor ka heera hai toh tu Kohinoor ka basmati chawal ... agar Priya kabil hai toh tu Kabuli chana

Propose karne mein itna pause lega ... toh woh tujhe dispose karke chali jayegi

Kuch paane ke liye kuch khona padta hai ... aur joh nahi bhi ho, woh bhi hona padta hai

Meri girlfriend ke saath tu saiyaan banke, naiya ke upar, chaiyya chaiyya kare ... aur main UP ka bhaiya banke wahan kinare pe se haath hilaon

Tu Superman hai? ... Spiderman hai? ... abhe tu common man hai

Aye kisne ki hai ungli ... kaun hai hamare beech mein Ganguly?

There is only one thing I cannot stand ... is a one night stand

99% ladkiyo ko unka mann pasand ladka mil jaata hai ... lekin 99% ladko ko unki pasand ki ladkiya kabhi nahi milti

You shot gun, me quick gun Murugun ... ati-pati-kati yenna rascala tu dai ... Mind It!

Picture abhi baaki hai mere dost

Kayde mein rahega toh fayde mein rahega

Agar aap miss world mein khadi ho gayi na ... toh 1st, 2nd, 3rd ka title aap hi ko milega

Besharami aur imaandari farak kuch nahi haunda hai ... farak sirf sunne waale de dil vich haunda hai

Jhanda chahe kisi bhi desh da ho ... par danda Hindustani hona chahiye

London ... bebe Punjab jaisa hi hai ... bus farak aina hai ki London mein Punjabi zyada hai

Imaandari aaj kal sirf bewakoof logon ke paas hi bachi hai

Petrol aur jawani hamesha nahi rehne waali ... sambhal ke kharch karo

Abhi servicing ho gayi tumhari

Perfect aadmi sirf kitaabon mein milte hai

Shaadi aur kuch sikhaye na sikhaye ... acting karna sikha deti hai

Har kadam par ek kutta milega tumhe ... par tum chaho toh woh tumhara nahi, tum uska istamal kar sakti ho

It's not the age ... it's the mileage!