dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Pehle mereko yeh samjha ki ... isko samjhana kya hai

Devi ka prasad mandir mein milta hai ... garage mein nahin

Utha le re baba, utha le ... mereko nahi re, in dono ko utha le

Kutriya saala, dekh ke number dial kar!

Saala, rakh diya toh bhi baat karta hai

Yeh Baburao ka style hai

Naya aashiq purane sharaabi ki tarah hota hai ... har jagah usse botal nazar aati hai

Humne tumhari yaad mein ro roke tub bhar diye ... aur tum bewafaa aaye aur usmein naha ke chal diye

Tum mard zaat ke naam pe ek dhabba ho ... dhabba toh kya dhabba ke abba ho

Auron se poora fees leta hoon ... magar tum se pachas ki jagah tees leta hoon

Meri apni khud ki ek personal biwi hai

Is boyfriend ko usne pehle se bhi zyada lift diya aur pehle se bhi zyada bada gift diya

Main haddi nahi hoon hadda hoon ... apne daddy ka dadda hoon ... divorce karane ka adda hoon

Aankhon ne kar diya kaam tamaam ... kya hai aap ka shubh naam?

Abbe teri patni hai ki batate vade ki chutney hai ... jis tarah se chutney har thali mein batti rehti hai, har batate vade ko patti rehti hai ... us tarah se tumhari patni ka har station pe boyfriend hai yaar

Na rahega bambu, na rahega tambu ... na rahega tent, aur na hogi engagement

Itni beizzati maine zindagi mein ek saath kabhi nahi jheli hai

Hum court mein dimaag se lade hai toh Baazigar ka Shah Rukh Khan hoon ... mukka laat se lade hai toh Judwaa ka Salman Khan hoon ... aur jazbaat se lade hai toh Sarfarosh ka Aamir Khan hoon

Woh ek ko pakadti hai, doosre ko lipatti hai, teesre ko dekhti hai ... aur chauthe ko chedti hai

Maine tujhe dhoonda yahan vahan sara jahan kahan kahan kahan ... tu mujhe mili yahan yahan yahan?

Is naari ki aaisi tarkari banata hoon ... ke sarkari gaadi mujhe izzat se lene aaye

Aap log isse poochiye, iske dhadakte dil se poochiye ... zameen se poocho, aasman se poocho, hawaon se poocho, fizaon se poocho, andheron se poocho, ujalon se poocho, chaand se poocho, sitaron se poocho, aandhi se poocho, toofan se poocho ... mujhe se poocho, mere baap se poocho, isse poocho, iske baap se poocho, mere ghar ke char char cartoon se poocho ... arre main kehta hoon aur toh aur in pattiyon se poocho, in pattiyon ke peeche jalti hui battiyon se poocho, is bikhare hue kaleen se poocho, girre hue tambu se toote hue bamboo se poocho ... poocho us zarre zarre tinke tinke se kitna pyar kiya hai main ne isse?

Joh karte hai woh bolte nahi ... joh bolte woh karte nahi ... joh garajte hai woh baraste nahi ... joh baraste hai woh garajte nahi ... lekin main karoonga bhi, bolunga bhi, garjunga bhi, barsunga bhi

Bahut soch samajh kar samajh samajh kar samajhdari ke saath hum dono milke duniya ko kuch aaisa samjhayenge ... ke soch samajh kar samajh samajh kar samajhdari ke saath duniya bhi yeh samajh jayegi ... ke soch samajh kar samajh samajh kar samajhdari ke saath hum dono ki samajhdari saath saath chal rahi hai ... aur soch samajh kar samajh samajh kar samajhdari ke saath hum dono ko joh bahut pehle kar dena chahiye tha ... woh soch samajh kar samajh samajh kar samajhdari ke saath hum dono ne baad mein kiya ... magar kiya zaroor ... samajh rahi hai na main kya samjhana chah raha hoon?

Hasee nahi hai toh is duniya mein kuch bhi nahi hai ... haste raho, haste raho, haste raho

Rishteydari ki keemat toh chukani hi padti hai is desh mein

Iski subah suna rahi hai iske raat ka fasaana

Tu kal bhi badtameez tha ... tu aaj bhi badtameez hai

Yeh modern shaadi hai ... court mein jake dastakhat karo shaadi, dastakhat karo talaak ... woh din bhi door nahi ki dastakhat karte hi bache pehda ho jayenge

Jitna tum karti ho mujhse pyar ... us mein 10% aur jodh lo yaar

Neeli chatri waale, agar tu hai toh meri fariyad sun ... is duniya mein kahi ladkiyan hai ... ek toh, arre ek toh mere liye chun

Gaadi mein aur biwi mein kya farak hai yaar ... chalte chalte gaadi bighad jaati hai, behte behte biwi bighad jaati hai