dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Main apne motape par is qadar hairaan ho gaya hoon ... bar bar aate jaate pareshaan ho gaya hoon

Petrol ka daam badta hai litre ke hisaab se ... auto waala kaise chalayega meter ke hisaab se

Vapas karde mera meter mujhko ... nahi toh ek jhappad mein bhej doonga Punjab tujhko

Main tere saath lagane ko tayaar hoon saat chakkar ... kyun ki mera dil bechain hai tere dil se lene ko takkar

Ungli mat kar mere ko mohabbat ke beech mein ... nahi toh dafna doonga tere ko Juhu ke beach mein

Aye Baba ... pachaas idea hai dimaag mein

Asli hai asli ... pachaas tola, pachaas tola ... kitna, pachaas tola

Hum dard bechte hai, khareedte nahi hai

Amir banne ke liye zaroori hai lalach

Imaandari se zyada zaroori hai dukaandari

Hum doston se daant ke aur dushmano se pyar se baat karte hai

Shaadi ke baad ladki ka surname badalta hai ... par tumhari toh kismat hi badali hui lagti hai

Joh doosro ko napasand hai, woh mujhe pasand hai

Aksar logon ki zindagi mein mauka darwaza khat-khata hai ... lekin aapki zindagi mein, mauka dil ko khat-khata raha hai

Awaara lafango ke tarah ghoom kar sirf waqt kaata jaa sakta hai ... poori umar nahi

Arre janaab, aaj kal toh music companyon ko ghazal ki dhun bhi disco jaisi chahiye

Abhe aye dhakan ... yeh phone ke andhar hi mooh daalke tereko aaisi gaali doonga na ... ki aakhe telephone exchange mein angaar lag jayegi

Mazaak ko chewing gum ke maafik kheechne ka nahi

Ladki ko maane Lakshmi, phir bhi ladka hi laage pyara ... ek ladke ki khatir, pehda kardi ladki gyarah

Umar sari guzari par kisi ne aaise nahi pachhada ... tujhko milke aaisa laga oh jaanam, jaise main hoon ek chaddi aur tu mera nara

Arre woh sharaabi ko aye-khuda maut aajaye ... joh chhodke tujhe paimana mooh ko lagaye

Tujhko dekhenge sitare toh ziya mangenge, aur pyase teri zulfon se ghata mangenge ... apne kaandhe se dupatta na sarakne dena, varna budhe bhi jawani ki dua mangenge

Tumhari baadshah banne ki khwaish hai aaisi albeli ... jaise raja bhoj banne koi gangu teli

Joh khave maari dal, badal jave uki chaal ... main aaisi banao kadhi, haath mein lag jaye hathkadi ... joh khave maari roti, dhatke khele goti

Chori se liya gaya chumma ... zindagi ki sabse haseen cheez hoti hai

Zindabad, murdabad ... Hyderabad, Ahmedabad ... aaise mein yeh gareeb toh ho jaaye na barbaad

Jab koi jawan ladki saath mein ho toh veerane mein hi mazaa aata hai, darling

Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kare so ab ... chalo mere gundon milkar maaro sab

Kam se kam usse toh chhod diya hota joh sari duniya ko chhod ke baithi hai

Jab tak biwi aur TV colourful na ho toh maza hi nahi aata

Kya cheez ... cut piece

Thanda peeke jao bahut garam ho gayi ho