dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Tu toh khoon is tarah karta hai jaise bachche khilona todh dete hai ... bus fark itna hai ki woh khilona todhne ke baad rote hai aur tu khoon karne ke baad hasta hai

Tu toh us pagal kutte ki tarah bhaukne laga hai ... jisse pagal hone ke baad charon taraf se maut nazar aati hai

Sar se pair tak toh hum khud hi bure hai ... hamare liye buri khabar kya ho sakti hai

Bade bade khatarnako ki nak kaat kar apne jeb mein rakh li hai

Face Sonali, taange Raveena aur aankhen Karishma

Khada kar diya hai mera ... gusse se ek ek baal khada kar diya hai

Mera naam hai Pote ... joh apne baap ke bhi nahi hote

Dholak toh hijre bajate hain ... aur jab mard bajane par aata hai ... toh dunka bajata hai

Mera naam hai Ibu Hatela ... maa meri chudail ki beti, baap mera shaitan ka chela ... khayega kela?

Hamare samne tumhari wahi aukaad hai ... joh kainchi ke samne kapde ki hoti hai

Zyada badbad karke, apni zindagi mein maut ki gadbad mat kar

Mera naam hai Chutiya ... aachoon aachoon ki khadi karta hoon main khatiya

Dimaag? ... mutton ki dukaan pe batees rupaiy kilo bikta hai bheja

Darr logon ko pagla deta hai

Mann mein itna loud baat karoge toh awaaz toh aayegi na

Uski wajah se mera blood pressure, pressure cooker ki mafik itna upar chad jata hai ... ki chaaro taraf se seetiyan bajne lagti hai

Haraam ki daulat, zabardasti ka pyar aur ganda badbudar khana ... in teeno ka ek hi hashar hona chahiye ... inhe uthakar kachre ke dabbe mein phek dena chahiye

Yeh andhere mein hazaar volt ke jhatke kyun de rahi ho? ... mere dil mein na jaane kaise kaise bulb jal uthe

Aaj tak mujhe tum jaisi koi ladki dikhi hi nahi ... dikhi hai toh mili hi nahi ... mili nahi toh baat bani hi nahi ... baat bani nahi toh baat aage badhi hi nahi ... isliye main zindagi mein peeche reh gaya

Yeh Baba Sehgal ka zamane hai aur aap Saigal ke zamane ke lagte ho

Itna maroonga tujhe itna maroonga ki meri behen toh kya ... tu apni hone waali biwi ko bhi behen kahega

Naam hai mera Hatela Hitler ... meri makkari ke samne Hitler bhi ban jaata hai butler

Joh ajnabi desh mein soo gaya ... uska sab kuch kho gaya

Ab kachoo nahi hona hai ... sirf rona hi rona hai

Humse ladne ki himmat toh jutta loge ... par kaminapan kahan se laoge?

Bollywood makes Hollywood look like film school ... you love to hate it ... hate to love it

Public mereku Cherry Blossom Kalia ke naam se bulati ... tereko malum kyun? ... kyun ki mera dil boot polish se bhi kala

Khuda ke karam se, ishwar ki krupa se aur public ki demand se

Yeh cheating nahi hai ... yeh setting hai

Tum kya apne aap ko Mughal-e-Azam, hum log ko Anarkali samajhta hai be ... kitna nacha raha hai?

Bahar jinki hoti hai puja ... andhar se woh aadmi hota hai duja

America jis galeban mein phool daalta hai ... Russia jis galeban mein haar daalta hai ... tumne us galeban pe haath daala?