Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Pehle fan star ke peeche bhaagta tha ... ab star fan ke peeche bhaagega

Log meri baat yaad rakhte nahi ... balki yaad rakhne par majboor ho jaate hai

Joh mar jaata hai woh pyar nahi kahani hoti hai ... aur hamara pyar koi kahani nahi, itihaas hoga

Jab dil dimaag ke raste aa jaaye ... toh khatra pehda hota hai

Jab ek achha ek bahut achhe se milta hai ... toh sab kuch bahut suhana ho jaata hai

Jabse tune yeh haath thaama hai, sambhal gaya hoon ... bas ab yeh haath mat chhodna, kisak jaaonga

Aankhen band karoon toh us hi ka chehra ... aankhen kholon toh us hi ka khayal ... raat raat bhar karvatein badalkar jaagta raha ... tabhi toh bana gaya hai tera yeh haal

Kabhi kabhi kanoon todne walo ko todne ke liye ... kanoon ko todna padta hai

Kanoon jab apne pe aata hai na ... na apne dekhta hai, na paraye

Sarkar do kisam ki hoti hai janaab ... ek woh jinhe hum chunte hai ... aur doosri joh humein chunti hai ... zara nazarein uthakar dekho ki kahan khade ho ... aur samjho ki yahan sarkar kiski chalti hai

Joh haan bole usse chhod deta hoon ... joh na bole usse todh deta hoon

Insaaf ki chakki chalti bahut dheemi hai lekin pisti bahut bareek hai

Hamara dhande ka usool hai ... daudte hue ghode par baazi lagao ... agar ghoda langda ho jaaye toh usse goli maar do

Ek boxer ka sabsa bada dushman hai reham ... joh tumhara opponent tumpar kabhi nahi karega

Joh log kam bolte hai na ... un mein yaadon ka ek jwalamukhi bhara hota hai ... jis mein woh jalte rehte hai, jalte rehte hai

Their father must be a baker because they have perfect buns

Wagah naam hai mera ... kyun ki na hoon main Hindustan ka, na Pakistan ka ... bas joh player game badal paaye hai ... peeche padh jaata hoon uski jaan ka

Yeh Arabiyon ka Dongri hai beta ... yahan shaanpatti sirf shaano pe jachti hai ... police waalon pe nahi

(Mat piyo, it's killing you) - Bullets nahi maar payi ... yeh cigarette kya cheez hai

Kamata hoon Dirham mein lekin kharachta hoon rupai mein ... khata hoon inki lekin sunta hoon sirf Modi ji ki

Tu Munna Bhai hoga lekin main Circuit nahi hoon ... tu Batman hoga lekin main Birdman nahi hoon ... tu hero hoga lekin ab main bhi hero hoon

Jab jawan ladki pyar mein jaan deti hai ... toh chudail ban jaati hai

Jab woh maan gaye gulfaam ... tab subah ho ya shaam ... pyar hi pyar hai apna kaam

Tum saala viagra khane waalon ka yehi problem hai ... shak bahut karte ho

Mohabbat ki mandi mein risk hi risk ... toh bhaiya kar liya humne bhi direct ishq

Dilwale dulhania la rahe hai ... panditain hum aa rahe hai

We are all our own teachers in the school of life

Safe feel karne ke liye pehle saare dar mitana zaroori hai

I drink only on two occasions ... when I'm in love and when I'm not

Zindagi ek jigsaw puzzle ki tarah hai ... mere jaise log us puzzle ke khoye hue tukde, sirf dhoondne aur jodne mein madad kar sakte hai ... par only you can complete the puzzle

Agar hum apni zindagi ka steering wheel apne haath mein nahi lenge na ... toh koi doosra driver seat par baith jayega

Zindagi mein jab koi pattern banta ya koi aadat banti dikhai de na ... toh uske baare mein achchi tarah se sochna chahiye ... genius is about knowing when to stop