dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Aap purush hi nahi ... mahapurush hai!

Aaya hoon, kuch to loot kar jaunga ... khandani chor hoon main, khandani ... Mogambo ka bhatija, Gogo

Aapne bataya nahin aaj mera birthday hai

Bas guru, ab toh kardo Wah Wah productions shuru

Hilna nahin, hilna nahin ... nahin toh hila ke rakh doonga

Galti se mistake ho gaya

Yeh aap idhar idhar kya dekh rahe hain ... udhar idhar dekhiye, udhar idhar

Bread ka baadshah aur omelet ka raja ... Bajaj ... hamara Bajaj

Shakal se to bidi ke kharkhane ka mazdoor lagta hai ... saala choosa hua aam

Crime master Gogo naam hai mera ... aankhen nikaal kar gotiyaan khelta hoon main

Jab dil tootta hai toh uska asar seedha dimag par hota hai

Bhabhi hogi teri aur shaadi hogi meri

Sab cheez time to time honi chahiye

Mussal dekha mussal ... masal ke rakh doonga

Agar mohabbat ka mausam theek nahi raha toh yeh apne apne ghar jayenge ... aur agar mohabbat ka mausam theek raha toh phir yeh gana gayenge

Bambai ki sari ladkiyan tere do by do dil mein bhari padi hai

Khanna koi ganna nahi jisse choos kar koi bhi uska juice pee jaye

Woh bhookhi pyasi nahi hai, uska pet bhar gaya hai ... mohabbat ki hawa khake, ishq ka sharbat peke

Umar ka rog jism ko lagta hai jigar ko nahi

Lagata hai tumhari aankhon mein soovar ka baal hai

Stree maya hai, moh hai, andhakar hai

Aurat nark ka dwar hoti hai

Agar aurat na hoti ... toh saare mard rishi hote, gyani hote

Aap iske khandan ke baare mein nahi jaante ... iska par-dada 009, iska dada 008, iska baap 007 aur yeh zero zero chakka (006) hai

Aapke facing, dressing, cutting sab kuch dekh ke mujhe ho raha hai doubting ... issi liye keh diya auraton ko no outing

Pehle tolo ... phir bolo!

Maal hai aur malamaal bhi hai!

Meetha bol bada anmol!

Hota hai, chalta hai, duniya hai

Aap kaam karte rahe ... aur main sota raha, sota raha, sota raha

Tumko meetha sochna bhi mana hai

Jaldi mein ho yah deri mein ho ... aadmi ko apna manners kabhi nahi bhoolna chahiye