Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Dena hai poora do sammaan ... mat do adhoora gyaan

Jab jab auraton ki aankhon se aasoon bahe hai ... mardon ka khoon khaula hai

Main yahan teen mahine se doodh ke glass aur petticoat ke naade ke sapne dekh raha hoon ... aur laundiya ne tere naam ka Karva Chauth vrat rakha hai

Tune Rambo ka naam suna hai? ... Terminator, Salman Bhai? ... in sabko na ek mixi mein daal, teen char baar ghuma ... aur joh glass bharke milkshake banta hai na ... woh hoon main

Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi ... kiski modhon gardan ... kiski todhon haddi

Main life mein har kaam ek baar zaroor karta hoon ... aur joh kaam pasand aaya na ... usse do baar karta hoon

Jatt maraa tab jaanio jab terahvi ho le

Auraton ki na izzat kiya kar ... varna goliyan phod doonga aur bandook todh doonga

Joh chane khate hai na ... woh badaam ke paad nahi maarte

Are you Salman Khan joh commitment issues chal rahe hai?

Hamari colony ki toh nikkar waali ladkiyon ne hum mein propose kiya hai ... tumhari wajah se humne mana kar diya sabko

Koi umeed bar nahi aati, koi soorat nazar nahi aati ... maut ka aana toh ek din mo-ayeeyan hai, neend kyun raat bhar nahi aati

Bata diye hai toh unki mardangi ko chhot lag jayegi ... aaise jahil hai mardangi ko sperm count se naapte hai

Dilli ka aadha pollution toh aashiqon ke wajah se ho raha hai

Adrak ho gaya yeh aadmi ... kahin se bhi badh raha hai

Jhand kar diya hai meri zindagi ki!

Sex ... kaunsa sex? ... pichle baar 2013 mein Bhai Dooj ke time mein hua tha yeh

Hasratein Lucknow, basratein Kanpur ... surmayi hai Bareilly, aur kaatilana hai Rampur

Chehre ki khushi, dil ki hassi, sharm-o-haya ... tujhpe vaar aaye hai tere deewane, jaane kya kya

Rishtey tab bante hai jab rishton ko sambhal ke rakha jaata hai

Hum thode bewafaa kya hue ... aap toh badchalan ho gaye

Reebok nahi toh reebokey sahi

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ... itni zor se aata hai ki pant mein hi ho jaata hai

Tu wohi hai joh subah ko office jaata hai aur shaam ko ghar aata hai ... boss ki daant khata hai aur kisi ko nahi batata hai

Hum apne baare mein joh bhi kahenge jhoot kahenge ... aur jhoot ke sivah kuch nahi kahenge

Wahi kahani phir ek baar ... Majnu ne liye kapde phaad ... maar tamasha beech bazar

Jhand fakeer, soovar ki aulaad, marjha saale kamine ... thank you!

Har koi apni biwi ko pyar toh karta hi hai ... aur na bhi karta ho toh karne ki acting toh karta hi hai

Saboot aur saza jaise jacha aur bacha ... tandurust jacha toh mazboot bacha

Singh jahan pair rakhta hai ... woh ilaaka uska ho jaata hai

Koi bole Ram-Ram, koi khudaye, koi sevegosaiya, koi alaye ... rab ko manne ke tarike aur jagah alag alag ho sakte hai ... par rab ka ghar ek hi hota hai

Ladkiyon ko nakhun sirf rang lagane ke liye nahi bhadana chahiye ... koi chhede toh uske chehre ko noch lena chahiye