dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Jab miya bibi raazi, toh kya karengi maaji?

Joh ladka ladki ki kare hifazat ... usse shaadi ki hai ijazat

Dhamki aur challenge toh darpok log dete hai

Joh santo ki baat na maane woh barso pachtaye ... jis jis raah se guzre tis tis joote khaye

Karz chukane wale ki yaadash aksar kamzoor ho jati hai

Pyar mein toh budha bhi jawaan lagta hai ... ladki Shirin aur ladka Farhad lagta hai

Aap police officer nahin ... foolish officer

Maaf nahin, main tujhe saaf kar doonga

Jiske paas mooch nahin ... uske paas mann hi nahin hai

National dress ka mazaak nahin udayoge toh broadminded kaise kehe jaoge

Kaun kambakht kehta hai ki Hitler mar gaya?

Joh apna naam short karde, woh kaam bhi chota hi karega

Lambe kapde pehenna bahut hanikarak fashion hai

Tumhari shaadi usse nahin hogi jise tum prem karti ho ... tumhari shaadi usse hogi jise main prem karta hoon

Pyar, khansi aur khushi ... chupaye se chupte hai kya

Aaise kahi badan hote hai jinka paseena scent se bhi zyada khushbudar hota hai

Aaisa diya aashirwad, ki teri chokri ka ghar ho gaya aabaad ... aur tera sadaa ke liye barbaad

Talwar ki ladai talwar se, pyar ki ladai pyar se, aur bekaar ki ladai sarkar se

Na maut aati hai, na tum aati ho ... par Zohra Bai tum bahut achcha gaati ho

Bade log badtameezi bhi karte hai toh badi hi ... choti nahi

Ek baar mann ko saaf kar lo ... bar bar snaan nahi karna padega

Giraftaar hone ki aadat mujhe bilkul nahi hai

Neeche tumhari aunty bahut se uncles ko lekar aayi hai

Mujhe do tarah ki ladkiyan pasand nahi aati ... ek woh joh mere pass aane mein bahut derr lagaye ... aur ek woh joh bahut jaldi aa jaye

Sirf goggles imported hain ... aankhen nahin

Aao ji aao ji aaj sadke, yaaro ke yaar aaye hai ... pilao ji pilao inhe aaj jee bhar ke, saat samundar paar aaye hai

Bekarari hadh se badh jaye usse sada kehte hai ... aur vaada karke derr se aane ko ada kehte hai

Meetha khoon kadva mizaaj

Logon ko intezaar karvane ke baad mehfil mein jao toh taaliyon se swagat hota hai ... waqt se pehle pahunch jao toh khud taali baja bajakar aane waale ka swagat karna padta hai

Aaj ke baad aapka koi bhi aadmi yahan nazar nahi aana chahiye ... varna aaisi dhulai karoonga ki saath pushton tak aapki aulad ganji pehda hongi

Tera husn meri taqat, teri tezzi meri himmat ... is sangam se joh aulad pehda hogi ... yun samajh aulad nahi faulad hogi

Satyam, shivam, sundaram ... policesam, arrestam, andarham