dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Miya biwi ke romance ko censor board bhi nahi kaat sakta

Beheto toh mehbooba ki sar aankhon par beheto ... leto toh mehbooba ki aagosh mein leto ... varna kuch nahi, khade raho

Poocha unse ishq kiya kya yeh koi paap hai ... usne kaha chup raho tere peeche khada mere baap hai

Abhe oh tan-tambure ... barsaati kan-khajure!

Ladki hai ki whiskey ki botal ... dekhte hi nasha aa gaya

Shut-up kehne waali ladkiyan toh sabse zyada pyar karti hai

Bhaagne ka naam jawani ... aur tham gayi toh thehra pani

Tumhari jaisi ladkiyan apna naam ... kapdon ki tarah badalti hai

Suna hai lift ki deewaaron ke kaan nahin hote

Zyada paisa aaye toh neend nahi aati ... neend aaye toh zyada paisa nahi aata

Jitna bada jism diya hai ... utna bada dil bhi diya hai

Jhinga machi, machi hai ... lekin machi nahin, jhinga hai ... khoa ki barfi, barfi hai ... lekin barfi nahin, khoa hai

Joh hai woh nahin hai ... aur joh nahin hai woh, woh kaise ho sakta hai?

Climax mein pahuchakar drama ke chutti mat karao

Actor kya hai? ... director ke haath ki kathputli

Naukri mile toh degree, degree ... nahi toh bigdree, bigdree

Joh tu bhojan na kar raha hota ... toh aaj tu narak ka bhojan ban gaya hota

Inhe aaisa kadva aadmi hai ki agar ganderi khake thukenga ... toh uspe makkhi bhi nahi behethengi

Petrol ka bhav badh gaya ... tarkaari ka bhav badh gaya ... tera bhav bhi badh gaya kya?

Tata aur Bata ko kabhi ghata nahi hua

Jis tarah ladki ka thopda bighad jaane se usse dulha nahi milta na ... ussi tarah gadi ka thopda bighad jaane se usse savari nahi milti

Apni umar se badhkar baatein nahi karte

Chillaaoo nahi sahab ... gala kharab ho jayega

Aaj ke baad apne aadmiyo se keh do ki hamesha tumhare nazdeek rahe ... kyun ki tumhari nazdeek ki nazar kamzor hai

Aao Vijay, baitho aur hamare saath ek scotch piyo ... hum tumhe kha tohdi jaayenge ... vaise bhi hum vegetarian hai

Hindustani jab desi peeta hai toh angrezi bolta hai

Radio bhi badal badalkar record bajata hai ... lekin tum wahi ek record bajaogi

Hum toh daal ke pateele hai ... jisne pyar se karchi ghumai bas ussi ke ho liye

Baatein karodo ki aur dakshina kaudiyo ki

Mirch ke bagair khana aaise hota hai jaise chand ke bagair puranmashi ki raat, koyle ke bagair engine aur pani ke bagair kuaan

Karele jaisi soorat aur jalebi ke sapne

Garmi mein garam chai, thandak pahunchati hai