dialogues for Tag: Education

Mujhe nahi pata main kya karunga, kaisa karunga, kar bhi paunga ya nahi ... par call ab tabhi karunga jab yeh exam pass kar dunga ... is liye ab jab bhi tere phone pe meri ghanti baje ... utha zaroor lena

IPS ka exam dekar police ban jaunga aur bina koi exam diye neta ... vikas karne par majboor mat kar beta ... aav jo

Is desh ke schoolon mein agriculture aur farming ko compulsory subject ki tarah padhaya jaana chahiye ... varna aane wali generation yehi sochegi, ki khana joh hai woh kheton se nahi, balki Ziggy aur Gomato se aata hai

Angrezi seekhne mein koi aitraaz nahi hai ... pankh deti hai, naya aasmaan deti hai ... lekin Urdu ghosla hai, shaam ko ussi mein aana hota hai

Yeh joh jazba hota hai kisi mehenga school college mein padne se toh nahi aata hai ... yeh aata hai croredon Hindustaniyo ki umeedon se

Imaandari ki third division baimaani ki first division se kahin zyada khushi deti hai

Pada likha jaat ... solah dooni aath ... so don't be smart

Shiksha bhagwan se hamari takkar hai ... kyun ki woh chahta tha ki hum usse takkar dein ... usne koi manual dekar humein dharti par nahi bheja tha ... humne karke seekha hai ... seb ko girta hua dekh kar gravity seekhi hai ... aur pani mein doobte huye jahaz ke tairne ka vigyan khoja hai

Shiksha gyan ke bina aur gyan anubhav ke bina adhoora hai

Upar wala aankhen sabko deta hai ... nazar kisi kisi ko ... dimaag sabko deta hai ... samajh kisi kisi ko ... yeh joh aankhen aur nazar, dimaag aur samajh ke beech ka joh antar hai ... yeh shiksha se bharta hai

Shiksha woh khidki hai joh kholo toh duniya ko dekhne ka aapka nazariya badal jaata hai

Teaching means learning every day

Teacher ka kaam hai sikhana ... 90 laane wale ko 100 tak toh koi bhi le jaa sakta hai ... 10 waale ko 40 tak le jaao toh baat hai

Exam pass karne ke liye zindagi mein fail hona zaroori nahi hai

Yeh ratte maarne wala exam ka todh jiske paas nahi hota na ... usse society rishteydar wale nalayak kehte hai

Jitna aapka jeb khali ... utna aapki taleem bhaari

Baatne se gyaan do ka chaar ho jaata hai ... aur na baatne se do ka zero

Jab ek ghar mein ek bacha padh leta hai na ... toh us ghar ka, us pariwar ka, maata pita ka, aane wali saat pushton ka ... sabka life hamesha ke liye badal jaata hai

Jaisi kaali raat mein khil uthta hai chaand ... in my classes you are the best teacher on demand

Padai likhai mann se karo ... lekin khel kood jamke karo

Jitna bhi padh lo graduation, post-graduation ... par jab tak bhen*hod mangalsutra gale mein nahi lagta na ... tab tak life complete nahi hoti

I not study IIT ... but IIT study me

There are no bad students ... only bad teachers

Ek aam teacher padhata hai ... ek acha teacher samjhata hai ... bahut acha teacher ho toh khud karke batata hai ... lekin kuch teachers hote hai joh humein inspire karke jaate hai zindagi bhar ke liye

Maa kehti thi ... English tubelight jaisi English khopdi hai meri ... joh aayega, dhere dhere aayega ... magar aayega pakka, bharpoor

Is desh mein angrezi zabaan nahi hai ... class hai

Yeh headmaster, headmaster nahi hai ji, yeh businessman hai ... aur aaj kal padhai, padhai nahi hai ji, yeh dhanda hai dhanda

Dena hai poora do sammaan ... mat do adhoora gyaan

Tu do baar BA karega na ... phir bhi BABA nahi ban sakta

Kheeche huye kaan se mila hua gyan ... hamesha yaad rehta hai

Yeh hum mein degree nahi ... third degree dilwayega

Imtihaan ki nakal aur rakhail ki shakal ... parde ke peeche achchi lagti hai