Jokes | चुटकुले
#4124 | Male (आदमी)
Delhi or haryana k logo me kya fark hai
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8 peg pine k bad delhi ka admi gud9ite n sweat dream
haryanvi- ib bta kon sa faltu bolle tha...
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8 peg pine k bad delhi ka admi gud9ite n sweat dream
haryanvi- ib bta kon sa faltu bolle tha...
#4123 | General (सामान्य)
Santa Ne Anda Fry Kia To Wo Jal Gya
Murgi Ne Dekh lia
Murgi Ne Santa K
Zor Se Thappad Marte Hue
Kaha:Sale Tujhe Dena Pade To Ehsaas Ho
Murgi Ne Dekh lia
Murgi Ne Santa K
Zor Se Thappad Marte Hue
Kaha:Sale Tujhe Dena Pade To Ehsaas Ho
#4122 | Husband Wife (पति पत्नी)
Santa to Shopkeeper: Tumne Mere Naukar Se Badtamizi Ki.
Shopkeeper: Sorry Sir, Ab Se Aapka Kutta Bhi Aayega To Hum Samjhenge Ki Aap Aaye Hai
Shopkeeper: Sorry Sir, Ab Se Aapka Kutta Bhi Aayega To Hum Samjhenge Ki Aap Aaye Hai
#4121 | Husband Wife (पति पत्नी)
Lalu:Murkh admi k biwi bahut sundar hoti hai.
Rabdi:Ap k pas to humre tarif k alawa r kono kaam nahi
Rabdi:Ap k pas to humre tarif k alawa r kono kaam nahi
#4120 | Marwadi (मारवाड़ी)
Santa:Ye Kela Kitne Ka Hai?
Man:1 rs
Santa:60ps Me Dega?
Man:60ps Me Sirf Chhilka Dunga.
Santa:Le 40ps,Sirf Kela DE
Man:1 rs
Santa:60ps Me Dega?
Man:60ps Me Sirf Chhilka Dunga.
Santa:Le 40ps,Sirf Kela DE
#4119 | General (सामान्य)
Man-Hamare America mein War ho Gya H
Snta-Hmare India me to roz hi war hota H
Man-wo kaise?
Snta-
SomWar
MangalWar
BudhWar....
Snta-Hmare India me to roz hi war hota H
Man-wo kaise?
Snta-
SomWar
MangalWar
BudhWar....
#4118 | General (सामान्य)
Stdnt:madam aap murghi hein kya?
Teachr:Kyun?
Stdnt:aap hamesha muje test mein anda deti hai
Teachr:Kyun?
Stdnt:aap hamesha muje test mein anda deti hai
#4117 | Male (आदमी)
Snta Riksha Lekr Road pr Khada Tha
1 Admi Ne Puncha:Bhai Bus Stend Chaloge
Snta:Me to chala jaaungalekin mere Rickshy ka kon khyal Rakhega
1 Admi Ne Puncha:Bhai Bus Stend Chaloge
Snta:Me to chala jaaungalekin mere Rickshy ka kon khyal Rakhega
#4116 | Male (आदमी)
Santa:Mere biwi muze bahut marte hay
Banta:to police me complain kar
Sn:O khud POLICE INSPECTOR hay
Banta:to police me complain kar
Sn:O khud POLICE INSPECTOR hay
#4115 | Male (आदमी)
Boss:mere liye 1 aisa mirror lao jisme mera face achha se dikhai de Santa:Boss Nehi mila me sab dukan gay par sab me mera hi face dikhai dia
#4114 | Male (आदमी)
Teacher: Agar Electric Invent Nahi Hota To Kya Hota?
Santa: Hume Candle Jala Kar T.V. Dekhna Padta!
Santa: Hume Candle Jala Kar T.V. Dekhna Padta!
#4113 | Male (आदमी)
Snta: Dr sab hmara bacha ne chabi kha liya h
Dr:Kb?
Snta: 3 mah phle
Dr;Tum 3 mah se kya kr rhe the
Snta:Duplicate chabi use Kar Rha tha
Dr:Kb?
Snta: 3 mah phle
Dr;Tum 3 mah se kya kr rhe the
Snta:Duplicate chabi use Kar Rha tha
#4112 | Male (आदमी)
Bnta:tera mobile kaha hy?
Snta:mar gaya
Bn:kaise?
Sn:Pani m gir gaya,Usko tairna nhi aata tha
Snta:mar gaya
Bn:kaise?
Sn:Pani m gir gaya,Usko tairna nhi aata tha
#4111 | Female (महिला)
Banta:En Ladkiyo ke Lips lal Q hote hay?
Santa:Aray yar Ladko ka khun pine se hote honge
Santa:Aray yar Ladko ka khun pine se hote honge
#4110 | General (सामान्य)
Santa Apne Baap Ki Kabar Pe Gya
Or Haal Chal Pucha
Kabar Se Awaz Nehi Ayi
Santa Kabar Pe Likh K Chala Aaya Ki
AISA KAROGE TO KON AYEGA
Or Haal Chal Pucha
Kabar Se Awaz Nehi Ayi
Santa Kabar Pe Likh K Chala Aaya Ki
AISA KAROGE TO KON AYEGA
#4109 | Husband Wife (पति पत्नी)
Santa Swami se-
Sawami ji Aisi biwi ko kya kahenge jo Shareef, Dayalu Sanskari ho,
Sawami 'AFWAHA'
Sawami ji Aisi biwi ko kya kahenge jo Shareef, Dayalu Sanskari ho,
Sawami 'AFWAHA'
#4108 | Husband Wife (पति पत्नी)
Padosi: Aap Bahut Bahadur Ho
Aapne Uss Chor Ko Itna Mara
Woman: Mujhe Kya Pata Wo Chor Hai Mujhe Laga Mera Pati Thoda Late
Ghar Aaya Hai.
Aapne Uss Chor Ko Itna Mara
Woman: Mujhe Kya Pata Wo Chor Hai Mujhe Laga Mera Pati Thoda Late
Ghar Aaya Hai.
#4107 | General (सामान्य)
SANTA gave Card 2 Dad on B-day:
Phul Bahut he Gulab Jaisa Koi Nhi Baap to bahut he Ap Jaise Koi Nhi
Phul Bahut he Gulab Jaisa Koi Nhi Baap to bahut he Ap Jaise Koi Nhi
#4106 | General (सामान्य)
Snta-Mera Kutta Wafadar He
Roz Akhbar Utha Kr Lata He
Bnta-Isme Wfadari Ki Kya Bat He?
Snta-Wo Padosi Ka Akhbaar Utha Kr Lata Hai.
Roz Akhbar Utha Kr Lata He
Bnta-Isme Wfadari Ki Kya Bat He?
Snta-Wo Padosi Ka Akhbaar Utha Kr Lata Hai.
#4104 | Insects (कीड़े)
Judge:Tum Dakaiti Dekhte Rhe,Roka Q Nhi
Gawah:Agar Meri Jan Chali Jati To Chasmdid Gawah Kon hota
Gawah:Agar Meri Jan Chali Jati To Chasmdid Gawah Kon hota
#4103 | Kid (बच्चा)
Chintu: Papa bahot sarif he na mama
Mom: kaise beta.....????
Chintu: Ladki ko dekhte hi 1 ankh band kar lete he...
Mom: kaise beta.....????
Chintu: Ladki ko dekhte hi 1 ankh band kar lete he...
#4102 | Husband Wife (पति पत्नी)
Banta:Wife agr hsbnd ko naukar samjhe
to hsbnd ko kya krna cahiye?
Santa:Zyda nhi,
2-4 ghar or pakad lene ka
to hsbnd ko kya krna cahiye?
Santa:Zyda nhi,
2-4 ghar or pakad lene ka
#4101 | General (सामान्य)
Santa=10 rupaya ka recharge kiye to kitna milta hai?
Shopkeper=7 rupai TALKTIME milta hai
Santa=Thik hai Baki 3 rupai ka choclate do.
Shopkeper=7 rupai TALKTIME milta hai
Santa=Thik hai Baki 3 rupai ka choclate do.
#4100 | General (सामान्य)
Turist:yeh kiska Kankal he???
Santa:Tipu Sultan ka
Turist:Or wo chota wala???
Santa:Ji wo Tipu Sultan ka bachpan ka hai....
Santa:Tipu Sultan ka
Turist:Or wo chota wala???
Santa:Ji wo Tipu Sultan ka bachpan ka hai....
#4099 | General (सामान्य)
Dr.ne Santa se kha
'pani ko boil kr k pya kro'
Santa ne Dr. ko bahut mara ur bola
'Bewakuf etni garmi mai kehta hai k boil pani piyo'.
'pani ko boil kr k pya kro'
Santa ne Dr. ko bahut mara ur bola
'Bewakuf etni garmi mai kehta hai k boil pani piyo'.
#4098 | General (सामान्य)
Teacher-Zindagi Main Aisa Kaam Karo K Aap ka Naam Dunya K Charo'n Kono Me Phel Jaye .
Sardar- ''Aisa Nai Ho Skta''
Kunki
Dunya To Gol h
Sardar- ''Aisa Nai Ho Skta''
Kunki
Dunya To Gol h
#4097 | General (सामान्य)
Santa drives into one way and crosses 'No Entry' board Police: Oye 'No Entry' ka board nehi dekha ? Santa: Mujhe laga ki film ka poster hai
#4096 | General (सामान्य)
A lucknowi nawab meets Santa..
Nawab-Janab kya me apko ek takleef de sakta hu?
Santa-oye!!kutte kamine hath to lagake dikha hath ukhad dunga
Nawab-Janab kya me apko ek takleef de sakta hu?
Santa-oye!!kutte kamine hath to lagake dikha hath ukhad dunga
#4095 | Female (महिला)
Grl:jb b me
tumre pas
ati hu to tum
CHSMA
pehnte ho
By:Dr ne kha h jb SRDARD aye
to chsma pehen lena
tumre pas
ati hu to tum
CHSMA
pehnte ho
By:Dr ne kha h jb SRDARD aye
to chsma pehen lena
#4094 | Male (आदमी)
Sir: Film Ghajini Dekh k Aapko Kya Sabak Mila ?
After few min
Student: Sabak ye Mila K Ab Ganje Bhi Maang Nikaal Sakte Hai....
After few min
Student: Sabak ye Mila K Ab Ganje Bhi Maang Nikaal Sakte Hai....