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Ek Ladki Khadi Thi,

Na Toh SMS Kr Rahi Thi Na Call Kr Rahi Thi,

Fir Bi Uska Balance Ja rha Tha..

Kaise?

Ek Pair Par Khadi Thi Na yaar!

Teacher :what happened in 1869 ?
Sardar : I don't know .
Teacher :stupid gandhiji was born ! Now tell what happened in 1873 ?
Sardar :gandhiji was 4 year old .

Cbi Raids In Katrina’s House.

Bathroom - 20 Lacs Cash,Store Room
50 Kg Gold & Bed Room Full Of

My Photos

Sily Grl. .
Krazy About Me

boy: main iss tree pe chadu to engineering college i girls dikhegi....
girl: or tu wahan se gir gaya to medical college ki girls dikhegin.

1 Pathan Ne 1 Bachi Se Pocha
Beta Kn Se Class Mai Parti Ho ?
Bachi:Kachi Mai

Pathan:Kachi Koun Si Class Hai?
Bachi:Hamre Class Mai farsh Nahi Hai
Is Lye

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...

Patient (Wakeel):Janab Ab Main Kya
Kha Sakta Hoon?

Doctor:Meri Fees K

Ilawa Sab Kuch Kha Saktay Hain…

santa:yar tere ghar me latrine bani hai?
banta:haan,aur tere ghar me?
santa:nai yar mere ghar me to daal chawal bana hai.

: (GHAJINI) AAMIR KHAN KI BODY ITNI JALDI KYUN BANI

KYN K AAMIR KHAN 1 BAR JIM JATA THA 15 MINT BAD BHOOL JATA THA
PHIR DUBARA CHALA JATA THA

SoN: Mom MubArik HO,Meri 7 JanmO K Liay J0b Lag GAi HAi

MOM: Acha Beta Wo KOn C?

SoN: Mujhay Star Plus KI SeriAL Me KAm MiL Gya Hai..

Santa:Jalidi 1 glass Juice dae larayi hone wali hy,1 glass penay k baad, 1 glass or dy larai honewali hy
JuiceWala:Larai kab hogi
Santa:Jab tu paisay mange ga

Santa Sharab Pikar
Sadhu Se Takra Gya

Sadhu Gusse Me-
Aye Murkh
Me Tuje
SHRAAP Deta Hu

Santa-Rukiye
Maharaj
Me Glas
Leke Ata hu

Santa throw his mobile in samundar & bola “ Aa aa upar aa”
His friend ask pani me se upar kaise aayega.
Santa bola “ Kyon nahi aayega DOLPHIN jo hai.”

Doctor patient k peche bhag raha tha.

Ek admi ne pocha kya hua?

Doctor: 4 baar aisa he hua hai sala brain ka operation karwane aata hai aur baal katwa k chala jata

Air hostess: Aap 1 gante me 4bar toilet gaye! R U OK? Kya aap ko chein nahi hai?
SARDAR: 'Chain' hai par khulti nahi hai!!!

A couple in train,
GIRL-my hand is paining...... Boy kisses her hand
after some time GIRL-my neck is paining....
BJ oy kisses her neck,
A old man ask- BHAI BAWASIR KA BHI ILAJ KARTE HO KYA?

Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil kar
lena chahiye …

Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil karne se bacha
marr toh nahi jaye ga!!

anta: Why do God stay up in heaven? Banta: Because they are afraid of what they have created!

Sardar Bunks office n goes to home.
He saw his wife with his boss.
He comes back running office and says,
'baap re, boss ne dekh liya hota to maar daalta'.

Ek bacha paida hotay hi nurse say bola: Mobile hai?
Nurse: Kya karo gay?
Bacha: GOD ko miss call deni hay kye khariat say pohanch gaya

Santa kissed his GF in park

Gf: Plz ye sab shaadi se pehle

Santa: Oh Soniye Don't worry I'm married

Girl in a party to a man: Excuse me sir kia aap mere FACE se 1 cheez hata sakte hain?
Man (KHUSH hoe huye): HAAN haan Zaroor bolo kia?
Girl: Manhoos aadmi apni nazrien.

Santa Cycle Ki Break Hath Me Lekar Nach Raha Tha.

Man-Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Santa-Oye! BREAK DANCE

Munna: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.

Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.

wakeel: my lord kanoon ki kitaab ke saffha number 15 ke mutabiq mere muakkal ko ba izzat-bari kia jaye.

JUDGE: kitaab paish ki jaye

(kitab pesh ki gaye)

judge ne saffa khola to us mei 5000, 5000 k do note thay..

JUDGE: is tarah k do saboot aur pesh kiye jayein.

wif: bus karo rat k 12 baje se kar rahe ho or subah ke 8 ho chuke hai.thake nahi?
husbd: abhi to kuch nahi kiya ab to din rat karuga q k.mere 1000 msg free hai.

Patient to doctor: Aapne nurse bahaut aachi rakhi hai, uska haat lagte hi mai theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Janta hu, thappad ki awaaj mujhe bhi sunai di the.

Santa:Judge Sahab,Muje Talaq Chahye.. Pichle 1Saal Se Meri Biwi Ne Mujse Bat Nhi Ki. Judge:1Baar Firse Sochle,Aisi Biwi Kismt Se Milti He

Guys playing cards

Guy1 : I Promised
my wife I’ll Not Play
Cards anymore

Guy2 : Then what the hell
are you doing now?

Guy1 : I Never promised
I Won’t Tell Lies.

Nawab to his Begam
Hata Lo Apne Chehre Se Ye Zulfe
O Jaane tamanna...









Agli baar Khaane me Baal Aaya to Gangi Kar Dunga

Qatil-Kosis karna umer Kaid ho Fansi nai
Waqil-Dont Worry
Adalat k bad
Q-Kya hua
W-Bahut Muskilse umer qaid hui adlat to bari kr rha tha

Dehati aurat cheque cash karwane bank gayi
Clerk: Yahan sign karo
Aurat: Kaise
Clerk: Jaise letter ke aakhir mein likhti ho
She wrote: AAP KE MUNNE KI MA