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Friend Said to Me:

Mere Paas Ghar Hai,
Car Hai,
Computer Hai,
2,2 Mobile Phones Hain.

Tere Paas Kya Hai?

Maine Kaha:

Mere Paas.

Boy-Mai Shadi nahi karunga

Dad-Kyu?

Boy-Q ki Gaon wale Meri Mangetar ko taxi kehte hai

Dad-Are Beta Karle..
Chota sa to Gaon H
Kitni chali hogi

Husband : Ari Bhagwan, Tum Mujhe Bazaar Mein 'A.G.' Kehke Kyon Bulaati Ho ? Kabhi Akele Mein To Mujhe 'A.G.' Nahi Kehti ?

Wife : Bazaar Mein Sabke Saamne 'ABEY GADHE' Kahungi, To Kya Achchha Lagega ?

Marez doc se
Mai 1 month se roz Rs.50 ki dawa
le rha hu pr koi faida n hua
Doc-Ok Mai kal se
Tumhe 40Rs ki dawa duga
10Rs ka faida hoga..

RAAZ-Mere Paas 2-2 Mobile He
Camera He
Memory Card He
Vodafone Ka Sim He

Tere Pas Kya Hai?

Mai Bola

Mere Mobile Me Balance He

Santa Jub B Wash Room Jata To Darwaza Khol Ke Jata

Banta-Aisa Kyu

Santa-Muje Shak He Ke Darwaze Ke Niche Wale
Surakh Se Mujhe Koi Dekhta He

Ek beautiful girl profesor se 'mai exam me pass hone k liye kuchh bhi kar sakti hu'..
Prof- kuch bhi
G.-ya
Prof-kuch bhi

Gr- ya
prof-' To padh le beti..

Pappu-Papa Mujhe Baja Dila Do

RAAZ-Nahi tum Sab Ko Tang Karoge

PAPPU-Nahi Papa Kasam Se Jub So Jayenge Tab mai Bajaunga

Satsang main baba Ramdev bole aaj ki auratein itne jaleel kapre pehnati hain k sb nazar aata hai-unki shameez nazar aati hai,unki taange nazar aati hain, unka jism nazar aata hai, khula ang-pardarshan hota hai....
Peeche se awaz aayi,'baba g aap parvachan do..mood mat banao!

Snta-Aaj Pitaji Ne Pitai Kar Di

Bnta-Kyu

Snta-Maine To Sirf Itna Pucha Tha Ki
'KAMINE..
Film Dekhne Chal Rahe Ho Kya..

Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank, but instead of cash they find
bottles of chilled red wine...
happily they drink and left
next day headline

~ Braking News ~

'Blood Bank Robbed

Techr to RAAZ-Batao INDIA Ka Jhanda Sab Se Pehle Kaha Lehraya Gya..?

RAAZ-(Sochne Ke Baad)

Hawa Me

Man Was Sitting W/ His Wife In A Bar.
AnOther Lady Came 2 His Wife & Said!
'Paise Pehle Le Lena,Ye Aadmi Baad Me Lafda Karta
Hai !!

Teachar- 'AGAR BATTI' Ka Muhaavra Banao

Santa-AGAR Batti Chali Jaye To Andhera Ho Jata Hai..

A MAN TO HIS FRND-MAIN APNA PURSE GHAR PE BHUL AAYA MUJHE 1000 RS KI ZARURAT HAI
BANTA-DOST HI DOST KE KAM ATTA HAI YE LE 10 RS RIKSHA KAR KE PURSE LE AA MUSKAN

RAAZ-Aj BV ne Bahut Mara

FARAZ-Kyu?

RAAZ-I was kissing Katrena

FARAZ- Wow Katrena Kaif?

RAAZ-Nhi Yar Meri Nokrani Katrena

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay!!

Snta Ko Elecrtic Chair P Bitha K Maut Ki Saza
Sunai Gai

Jalad-Aakhri Khuahish Kya Hai?

Snta-Mujhe Dar Lag Raha Hai Mera Hath Pakad Le

Santa went to see a girl for marriage
Girls Parents decided to let them be alone to talk
Santa: Behanji aap kitne bhai-behan ho?
Girl: Pehle 3 the AB 4 HO GAYE

Santa Apni Maa se Pitne Ke Bad Ghar Ke Bahar Baitha Tha

Baap-Kya Huwa

Santa-Papa,Tumhari Biwi Ke Sath Ab Mera Guzara Nahi Ho Sakta

Son: Mom,Papa bahut sharif he
Mom: Wo kaise beta
Son: Papa jab bhi kisi ladkiko dekhte he
to apni ek aankh
bandh kar lete he

Larki Mandir Me-Hai Bhagwan
Kisi Samajhdar Aadmi Se Meri Shadi Karwa Do

Bhagwan-Ghar Chali Ja Beti
Samajhdar Aadmi Kabi Shadi Hi Nahi Krte

Doc.-operation dobara karna Padega
Q..k Rubber k gloves
tere andar hi Reh Gye he

Patient-Muje jane do
Mai tumhare gloves ki payment kr Dunga

Pati-Jb mai Ache Kapde Pehn k bazar jata hu to sabziwale sabzi mehngi dete h
Jb gande kapde pehn k jata hu to sasti
BV-Kal Se katora le k Jana

Santa ki Taang me Gehra Cut lag Gya
Nurse-Is Me 10 Tanke Lgenge
S-Kitna kharcha hoga?
Nurse-3000

S-Tanka Lagwana He
Karhai Nai Karwani

Snta Ki Chappal Chori Ho Gyi

Wo Qabristan Paucha Or Waha Baith K Kehne Laga

Chor Ko Kaha Dhundne Jaye Ek Na 1 Din To Yaha Ayega Hi..

RAAZ Ko Plate Nai Mili
To Apni Jeb Me Khana Dalne Laga

FARAZ-Ye Kya

RAAZ-Dag To Chala Jyega
Ye Waqt Phir Nai Ayega

Kid-Maa Mujhe Bhai Chahiye

Maa-Tumhare Papa Dubai Gae Hue Hai
Wo Aa Jaen Phir Sochenge

Kid-Kyu Na Hum Papa Ko Surprise De

Biwi Shohar Se
'Tum Shaadi k Baad
Badal Gaye Ho !'

Shohar:
'Mene Tumhei'n Pehly
Hi Bata Dia Tha k
Mujhy Shaadi Shuda
Larkio'n Main Koi
Dil-chaspi Nahi

RAAZ Apne Dost Ki Qabar P Gya

Or Haal Chaal Pucha
Qabar Se Aawaz N Aayi

RAAZ Qabar P Likh K Chala Aaya K

AISA KROGE TO KON AAYEGA

Santa-kaha ja rahe ho?
Banta-Police Station,Mere ghar chor aya he
Santa-BV ko akela chod dia
Banta-Nhi,usne chor ko baho me jakad rakha hai.

Tchar-'BHAI CHAREY' ka jumla bnao

RAAZ-Jub dudh wale se pucha
ke tum doodh itna mehnga Q bechte ho
To wo bola BHAI CHARA mehnga ho Gya hai