Jokes | चुटकुले
#5245 | Profession (व्यवसाय)
Ticket Chacker-Amma Kiraya Pura do
Amma-Mai student hu
TC-Konse school me?
Amma-Wo q batau
TC-Muje apni DAADI ka admission karana hai
Amma-Mai student hu
TC-Konse school me?
Amma-Wo q batau
TC-Muje apni DAADI ka admission karana hai
#5244 | Male (आदमी)
Banta-Mai gali se jab guzarta hu to KUTTE mujhse dar k
bhag jate he
Santa-Apne BOSS se to har koi darta he
bhag jate he
Santa-Apne BOSS se to har koi darta he
#5243 | Male (आदमी)
Boy-Agr mai kahu muje tumse Mohabat he
meri yhi chahat he to kya kahogi
Girl-Yhi baat agr tum Balance Bhej k kehty to acha hota
meri yhi chahat he to kya kahogi
Girl-Yhi baat agr tum Balance Bhej k kehty to acha hota
#5242 | Male (आदमी)
SANTA-Mai aur Meri Wife 20 Saal se Khush the
BANTA-Fir Kya hua?
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BANTA: Batao Na Yaar!
SANTA: Fir Kya!
Ek din Hum mil gaye..
BANTA-Fir Kya hua?
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BANTA: Batao Na Yaar!
SANTA: Fir Kya!
Ek din Hum mil gaye..
#5241 | Male (आदमी)
Santa-Maine Tumhara No. Kitni Baar Try Kiya
But Tumhara Mobile 'SWITCH OFF' Tha
Banta-Abe Wo Meri 'HELLO TUNES' Hai
But Tumhara Mobile 'SWITCH OFF' Tha
Banta-Abe Wo Meri 'HELLO TUNES' Hai
#5240 | Male (आदमी)
Gujarati ki wife Gujarati se boli: Aap hazaro me ek hai.
Gujarati ne Ik tappad mara aur bola: Baki 999 kon hain?
Gujarati ne Ik tappad mara aur bola: Baki 999 kon hain?
#5239 | Male (आदमी)
sharab 1 bimari he jo samaj ko khatam kar deti he.to aao milkar is bimari ko jaldi khatam karde.1 botol tum katam karo 1 botol ham khatam kare.
#5238 | Male (आदमी)
MAKKHAN- Tumhari gaadi kaisi condition me hai??
DHAKKAN- Horn k alawa sab cheez aawaz karti hain!! :-|
DHAKKAN- Horn k alawa sab cheez aawaz karti hain!! :-|
#5236 | Kid (बच्चा)
MAKKHAN- Tumhari gaadi kaisi condition me hai??
DHAKKAN- Horn k alawa sab cheez aawaz karti hain!! :-|
DHAKKAN- Horn k alawa sab cheez aawaz karti hain!! :-|
#5235 | Lovers (प्रेमी)
Girl-HUM Kahan Ja Rahay Hain?
Boy-Long Drive Per.
Girl-Wow.. Pehlay Kyun Nahi Bataya.
Boy-Mujhay Bhi Abhi Pata Chala Hay
Girl:Kaisay BoY:Break Nahi lag rahi
Boy-Long Drive Per.
Girl-Wow.. Pehlay Kyun Nahi Bataya.
Boy-Mujhay Bhi Abhi Pata Chala Hay
Girl:Kaisay BoY:Break Nahi lag rahi
#5234 | Kid (बच्चा)
Baap: beta, paper kaisa huwa?
Beta: bus pehla sawal choot gia!
Baap: acha! aur baqi?
Beta: teesra mujhe aata nhe tha! chotha mai karna bhool gia! paanchwa mujhe nazar nhe aya! chatta paper ki pichle taraf tha, maine dekha he nhe!
Baap ghusy mai bola: aur dosra?
Beta: bus srf wohi galat hua hai. .
Beta: bus pehla sawal choot gia!
Baap: acha! aur baqi?
Beta: teesra mujhe aata nhe tha! chotha mai karna bhool gia! paanchwa mujhe nazar nhe aya! chatta paper ki pichle taraf tha, maine dekha he nhe!
Baap ghusy mai bola: aur dosra?
Beta: bus srf wohi galat hua hai. .
#5233 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
DR. k Clinic k age lambi line lagi thi,
1 aadmi bar-bar line me ghusta tha,
log use piche kr dete the,
Aadmi bola- Lage raho salo, mai bhi clinic nahi kholunga.
1 aadmi bar-bar line me ghusta tha,
log use piche kr dete the,
Aadmi bola- Lage raho salo, mai bhi clinic nahi kholunga.
#5232 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
college ka 1st day...:->
naughty boyzz- what's ur name baby???
Girl- mujhe sab DIDI bulate hain!
Boy- wow!! what a coincident.....mujhe sab JEEJAJI bulate hain..:)
naughty boyzz- what's ur name baby???
Girl- mujhe sab DIDI bulate hain!
Boy- wow!! what a coincident.....mujhe sab JEEJAJI bulate hain..:)
#5231 | Male (आदमी)
Santa: Bahi Jaldi Jaao tumhare Ghar Mein Barsta ka Pani Ghus Gaya hai,
Banta: Kyun Jhooth Bolte Ho, Gahr Ki Chabbi to mere Pass Hai..?
Banta: Kyun Jhooth Bolte Ho, Gahr Ki Chabbi to mere Pass Hai..?
#5228 | Kid (बच्चा)
Kid (mobile cell phone par): Madam, mera beta aaj school nahi aaygea?
Madam: Aap kon bol rahe ho?
Funny Kid: Mere papa bol rahe hain.
Madam: Aap kon bol rahe ho?
Funny Kid: Mere papa bol rahe hain.
#5227 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
.Allaha teri umar lambi karey 2.Allaha tujhy naukri de 3.Allaha tujhy khoush rakhe 4.Allaha tujhy barkat de Yad ho gaya? Aab chal “KATORI” utha aur shuru ho ja.
#5226 | Male (आदमी)
Bhakt: Bhagwan muje drd de,
Dukh de,
Tension de,
Mujhe barbad kar de,
Mere piche har muskil laga de.
Bhagwan : Abe ek line mein bol na 'GIRLFRIEND' chahiye.
Dukh de,
Tension de,
Mujhe barbad kar de,
Mere piche har muskil laga de.
Bhagwan : Abe ek line mein bol na 'GIRLFRIEND' chahiye.
#5225 | Male (आदमी)
girlfriend tells boyfriend in fanaa style tere paiso ko mere purse mein panaah mil jaaye mere ishq mein teri daulat fanaa ho jaaye subhanallah! !!
#5224 | Male (आदमी)
Andhe ke hath me “TORCH”,
Bahare ke hath me “RADIO”,
Gunge ke hath me “MIKE”,
AUR AAP KE HATH ME “MOBILE”
WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!
Bahare ke hath me “RADIO”,
Gunge ke hath me “MIKE”,
AUR AAP KE HATH ME “MOBILE”
WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!
#5223 | Male (आदमी)
Newton ne apple niche girte dekha aur GRAVITY discover ki.
Koi us GADHEY se ye puche k ABEY SAALAY!
25 saal se POTTY karta tha to wo kya UPER JATI THI
Koi us GADHEY se ye puche k ABEY SAALAY!
25 saal se POTTY karta tha to wo kya UPER JATI THI
#5222 | Male (आदमी)
Bush : Tujhe swimming aati hai.
Lalu : No.
Bush : Tere se kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai.
Lalu : Tuje aati hai ?
Bush : Haan
Lalu : Fir tere mai aur kutte mai kya farak hai ?
Lalu : No.
Bush : Tere se kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai.
Lalu : Tuje aati hai ?
Bush : Haan
Lalu : Fir tere mai aur kutte mai kya farak hai ?
#5221 | Female (महिला)
Akbar: Anarkali tuje kya chahiye?
Taaj ya Takht?
Anarkli:
Jan-e-panah mje na Taaj chahiy aur na hi Takht
bus
kilo chini mil jaye to nwaazish ho ge..
Taaj ya Takht?
Anarkli:
Jan-e-panah mje na Taaj chahiy aur na hi Takht
bus
kilo chini mil jaye to nwaazish ho ge..
#5220 | Male (आदमी)
Q-Cyclone kise kahte hai
Santa- CyCle Kharidane k Liye Jo Loan Lete ha
use Cyclone kahte hai
Santa- CyCle Kharidane k Liye Jo Loan Lete ha
use Cyclone kahte hai
#5219 | Male (आदमी)
RAAZ public toilet gya to Diwar p likha tha
'Dunya Chand p pohnch gai
or Tm yha bethe ho?
RAAZ niche likh aaya 'Bs Ye kr k Hm b ja rhe he
'Dunya Chand p pohnch gai
or Tm yha bethe ho?
RAAZ niche likh aaya 'Bs Ye kr k Hm b ja rhe he
#5218 | Male (आदमी)
Mohabbat
ISHQ
Pyar
ye 3 Cheeze Har Tufaan ka Muqabla KR sakti hai
Magar Ek Cheez in Sab Ko Khatam Kar sakti hai
Aur Vo hai
Mummy Ki Chappal.
ISHQ
Pyar
ye 3 Cheeze Har Tufaan ka Muqabla KR sakti hai
Magar Ek Cheez in Sab Ko Khatam Kar sakti hai
Aur Vo hai
Mummy Ki Chappal.
#5217 | Male (आदमी)
Teacher Mehnat Karoge
To Kuch Banoge
Sant-Teacher Hamra
Gadha To Itni Mehnat Karta Hai
Magr Wo Ab Tak Kuch Nahi Bana ...;->
To Kuch Banoge
Sant-Teacher Hamra
Gadha To Itni Mehnat Karta Hai
Magr Wo Ab Tak Kuch Nahi Bana ...;->
#5216 | Male (आदमी)
FARAZ to RAAZ Ek sawal ka jawab do..
WO KON C UNGLI HAI JIS MAI HADDI NAHI HOTI???
RAAZ-Pata nahi??
FARAZ-DASTANYE KI.
WO KON C UNGLI HAI JIS MAI HADDI NAHI HOTI???
RAAZ-Pata nahi??
FARAZ-DASTANYE KI.
#5215 | Male (आदमी)
Santa: yaar I m Notice a very Impotant thing
Banta:- Wht is dis?
Santa: Jab railways Fatak Bhand hota hai
Tab
Tab
Tain Jarur aati ha
Banta:- Wht is dis?
Santa: Jab railways Fatak Bhand hota hai
Tab
Tab
Tain Jarur aati ha
#5214 | Male (आदमी)
Budha 1 Ladki Se Tkrya
Budha:-Sorry
Grl:-Stupid
Tabi 1 Ladka us Se Tkrya
Ladka:-Sorry
Grl:-It's Ok
Budha:-Meri Sorry Ki Speling Glat Thi Kya
Budha:-Sorry
Grl:-Stupid
Tabi 1 Ladka us Se Tkrya
Ladka:-Sorry
Grl:-It's Ok
Budha:-Meri Sorry Ki Speling Glat Thi Kya