Jokes | चुटकुले
#5213 | Male (आदमी)
Teacher:- MotorCycle k Kitne Tyers Hote hai?
Smart Santa:- 6 Tyre
Teacher(Gusse se): How?
Santa:- 4 Motor k 2 Cycle k!
Smart Santa:- 6 Tyre
Teacher(Gusse se): How?
Santa:- 4 Motor k 2 Cycle k!
#5212 | Kid (बच्चा)
Santa ka bacha-Teri MAA itni moti he
k sab usko TRUCK kehte he
Banta ka bacha: Teri MAA moti nai he
isliye sab log use cycle cycle kehte he
k sab usko TRUCK kehte he
Banta ka bacha: Teri MAA moti nai he
isliye sab log use cycle cycle kehte he
#5211 | Male (आदमी)
KanJoos Ashiq
Kr Diya Izhare-Ishq Hamne Mobile par
Lakh Rupaye Ki Baat thi
Do Rupaye Me Hi Ho Gayi
Kr Diya Izhare-Ishq Hamne Mobile par
Lakh Rupaye Ki Baat thi
Do Rupaye Me Hi Ho Gayi
#5210 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
PATI-Tum Aisi Roti Nai Paka Sakti
Jesi meri Ammi Pakati Thi
BV-Paka Sakti Hu
Agar Tum B Aisa Aata Goondho
Jesa Tumhare Abbu Goondha Karte The
Jesi meri Ammi Pakati Thi
BV-Paka Sakti Hu
Agar Tum B Aisa Aata Goondho
Jesa Tumhare Abbu Goondha Karte The
#5209 | Male (आदमी)
Santa Haircutting k kitne lete ho?
Banta Barber:- Rs 30
Santa:- Shaving ke?
Banta:- Rs10
Santa:- Shave My Head
Banta Barber:- Rs 30
Santa:- Shaving ke?
Banta:- Rs10
Santa:- Shave My Head
#5208 | Male (आदमी)
RAAZ Dr. ne kha he k muje blood pressure he
Jiski vaja se muje hert attack b ho sakta hy
FARAZ-Nhi aa skta.
R-Q.
F-Q..ki Ap Pathar dil he
Jiski vaja se muje hert attack b ho sakta hy
FARAZ-Nhi aa skta.
R-Q.
F-Q..ki Ap Pathar dil he
#5207 | Family (परिवार)
Pappu-dada ji kya aap badaam khate he?
Dadaji-nahi, mere to daant hi nahi hain
Pappu-fir thik hai, ise aap rakhiye, mai school se aakar le lunga..
Dadaji-nahi, mere to daant hi nahi hain
Pappu-fir thik hai, ise aap rakhiye, mai school se aakar le lunga..
#5206 | Male (आदमी)
GOLU SCHEME Wali Bottle ka Dhakan
Baar Baar Khol K Dekh Raha Tha
MOLU- Kya Hua?
GOLU-Dhakkan Me Likha Hai 'Try Again.' :-)
Baar Baar Khol K Dekh Raha Tha
MOLU- Kya Hua?
GOLU-Dhakkan Me Likha Hai 'Try Again.' :-)
#5205 | Male (आदमी)
Santa: Tumhe pata hai Mere papa ek ungli se 8logo Ko Utha sakte hai
Banta:wow! Wo kaise?
santa: Qki Mere papa Lift Operator hai.
Banta:wow! Wo kaise?
santa: Qki Mere papa Lift Operator hai.
#5204 | Male (आदमी)
Samajne ki kosish kro muje tang N kro
Akela chor do
Rat tmhari waja se so nhi ska
Mat khelo mri zindgi se
GOLU hath jor k machar se kh rha tha
Akela chor do
Rat tmhari waja se so nhi ska
Mat khelo mri zindgi se
GOLU hath jor k machar se kh rha tha
#5203 | Marwadi (मारवाड़ी)
Gahak: (doodh waly sy)
Tumhari gaay kita doodh deti he
Doodh wala: 5 kilo
Gahak: is main say kitna bech letey ho?
Doodh wala: yehi koi 12 kilo
Tumhari gaay kita doodh deti he
Doodh wala: 5 kilo
Gahak: is main say kitna bech letey ho?
Doodh wala: yehi koi 12 kilo
#5202 | Lovers (प्रेमी)
Teacher-Bacho kasam lo ki daru, cigrate or ladkiyo se dur rahoge or desh ke liye jaan bhi doge.
Boys-De denge! Saali aisi zindagi ka karenge bhi kya?
Boys-De denge! Saali aisi zindagi ka karenge bhi kya?
#5201 | Lovers (प्रेमी)
Girl : Main tere pyar me mar gayi, lut gayi, barbaad ho gayi..
Ashiq: Main konsa tere pyar me Ambani ban gaya. .
Ashiq: Main konsa tere pyar me Ambani ban gaya. .
#5200 | Male (आदमी)
Kutta punch Q hilata hai ? . . . nahi pata Ans :- Qki punch me itni takat nahi hoti K wo kute ko hila sake. ha ha ha...
#5199 | Male (आदमी)
Aik Pathan Cycle Sath Lay Kar Bhaga
Ja Raha Tha
Rastay May Kisi Nay Kaha K
Khan Sahib Chay To Petay Jao
Khan: Agr Itna Time Hota
To Cycle Pay Na baith Jata
Ja Raha Tha
Rastay May Kisi Nay Kaha K
Khan Sahib Chay To Petay Jao
Khan: Agr Itna Time Hota
To Cycle Pay Na baith Jata
#5198 | Profession (व्यवसाय)
Santa:Yaar raat
Me Suraj kaha chala
Jata he??
Banta:Suraj kahi nahi jata he
Sirf andhere ki
Wajah se hum use
Dekh nahi paate...
Me Suraj kaha chala
Jata he??
Banta:Suraj kahi nahi jata he
Sirf andhere ki
Wajah se hum use
Dekh nahi paate...
#5197 | Profession (व्यवसाय)
A Policeman to his son- Yeh kya hai itne kam marks??
Aaj se tumhara khelna,T.V.dekhna,ghumna sab band.
son- Yeh lo papa 50Rs. Baat ko yehin khatam karo..
Aaj se tumhara khelna,T.V.dekhna,ghumna sab band.
son- Yeh lo papa 50Rs. Baat ko yehin khatam karo..
#5196 | Profession (व्यवसाय)
santa: uth...uth... bhukamp aa raha h...
banta: soja.. soja.. makaan girega to makaan maalik ka girega, hum to kirayedar hain...
banta: soja.. soja.. makaan girega to makaan maalik ka girega, hum to kirayedar hain...
#5195 | Profession (व्यवसाय)
Neil Armstrong lands on Moon & sees two men !!!!!
Asks them: Who are you ?????
Reply !!!!!
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Deepak Chourasiya with Cameraman Santosh from Aaj Tak !!!!!
Asks them: Who are you ?????
Reply !!!!!
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Deepak Chourasiya with Cameraman Santosh from Aaj Tak !!!!!
#5194 | Kid (बच्चा)
munna bhai: amirican rastrapati sala kaha rehta hai....?
circut: dhobigath pe....
munna bhai: dhobigath bole to.....?
circut: bhai englih main usko washington kehte hai....
circut: dhobigath pe....
munna bhai: dhobigath bole to.....?
circut: bhai englih main usko washington kehte hai....
#5193 | Kid (बच्चा)
Bap-Aj tak tumne aisa koi kam nahi kia jisse mera sir uncha ho gaya ho
Beta-yad kar Ke papa ek dafa Maine apke sir k
niche 3takye rakhe the ;)
Beta-yad kar Ke papa ek dafa Maine apke sir k
niche 3takye rakhe the ;)
#5192 | General (सामान्य)
Texi Wala-Sir Sorry
Mai Meter Chalu Karna Bhul Gaya Tha
Ab Kitna Bhada Lu?
GOLU-Oye Praji Koi Gal Nhi
Maii B Apna Batva Bhul Gaya Hu
Mai Meter Chalu Karna Bhul Gaya Tha
Ab Kitna Bhada Lu?
GOLU-Oye Praji Koi Gal Nhi
Maii B Apna Batva Bhul Gaya Hu
#5191 | Husband Wife (पति पत्नी)
Patni- Mobile,
Pati- Sim Card,
Dono Mile To Hua Reacharge,
Beta Hua To Incoming,
Beti Hue To Outgoing,
Two in One Hua To Bonus Talktime,
Kuch Nahi Hua To Network Problem.
Pati- Sim Card,
Dono Mile To Hua Reacharge,
Beta Hua To Incoming,
Beti Hue To Outgoing,
Two in One Hua To Bonus Talktime,
Kuch Nahi Hua To Network Problem.
#5190 | General (सामान्य)
Aaj Maine ek Jaan Bachai,Pucho Kaise?
Ek Bhikhari Ko Maine Pucha
1000 Ka Note Du To Kya Karega?
Wo Bola-Khushi Se Mar Jauga!
To maine use paise nahi diye..!
Ek Bhikhari Ko Maine Pucha
1000 Ka Note Du To Kya Karega?
Wo Bola-Khushi Se Mar Jauga!
To maine use paise nahi diye..!
#5189 | General (सामान्य)
GOLU Ne A.C Lgwaya
MOLU-Apko To Sardi Bahut Lagti He?
GOLU-Oye Mene Ulta Lgwaya He
Garam Hwa Andar Or Thndi Hawa Bahar Jati Hai
MOLU-Apko To Sardi Bahut Lagti He?
GOLU-Oye Mene Ulta Lgwaya He
Garam Hwa Andar Or Thndi Hawa Bahar Jati Hai
#5188 | General (सामान्य)
SANTA- maine apni biwi ko 12th karwayi
Fir B.Sc,Fir M.Sc,Fir usko job b lagwa di.Ab OR kya karWAU?BANTA- acha sa ladka dekh k shadi b karde
Fir B.Sc,Fir M.Sc,Fir usko job b lagwa di.Ab OR kya karWAU?BANTA- acha sa ladka dekh k shadi b karde
#5187 | General (सामान्य)
Makan Malik-Mai tumko kiraya dene
k liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hu
Std-Theek hai ji,
Main
Diwali
Holi
Or
Chrismas
ke 3 din select karta Hun
k liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hu
Std-Theek hai ji,
Main
Diwali
Holi
Or
Chrismas
ke 3 din select karta Hun
#5186 | General (सामान्य)
Wife:
Meine
'GADHO' par research ki Hai,
wo apni
'GADHI'
ke siwa kisi aur 'GADHI' ko dekhta tak nahi!
Meine
'GADHO' par research ki Hai,
wo apni
'GADHI'
ke siwa kisi aur 'GADHI' ko dekhta tak nahi!
#5185 | General (सामान्य)
Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admision howa .
Teacher.beta batao Allama iqbal koN hain?
Pathan.hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..
Teacher.beta batao Allama iqbal koN hain?
Pathan.hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..
#5184 | Festival (त्यौहार)
1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila
Jis par likha tha,,
.
.
. 'Eid Mubarak'
PatHan Ne Note Pocket mein dala or Bola
'khair Mubarak' ;p :
Jis par likha tha,,
.
.
. 'Eid Mubarak'
PatHan Ne Note Pocket mein dala or Bola
'khair Mubarak' ;p :
#5183 | Lovers (प्रेमी)
Pathan Larki Se: I Love You.
Larki: Tameez Se Baat Karo.
Pathan: 'Assalam-o-Alaikum'
I Love You. :-)
Larki: Tameez Se Baat Karo.
Pathan: 'Assalam-o-Alaikum'
I Love You. :-)
#5182 | Male (आदमी)
1 Banda Bus me 1 Molvi ko daikh kr
darty darty pochta hai.
“Movi sab,
Ap
?
?
?
?
?
?
Dam Darood waalay Molvi ho , ya bomb BArood walalay.. ?
darty darty pochta hai.
“Movi sab,
Ap
?
?
?
?
?
?
Dam Darood waalay Molvi ho , ya bomb BArood walalay.. ?