Jokes | चुटकुले
#5117 | Male (आदमी)
Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni:Fir?
Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa:Mera BETA..
Patni:Fir?
Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa:Mera BETA..
#5116 | Social (सामाजिक)
1 Andha aadmi air force mein bharti ke liye gaya
Major: Main tumhe kiss kam ke liye rakhu?
Aadmi: Sirf andhadhundh firing ke liye!
Major: Main tumhe kiss kam ke liye rakhu?
Aadmi: Sirf andhadhundh firing ke liye!
#5115 | Social (सामाजिक)
bhagvan shankar; bhakt main teri tapasya se khgush hua, bol tujhe kya chahiye?
bhakt;muze dj system do prabhu.
shankar; abe sale dj hota to main damru q bajata?
bhakt;muze dj system do prabhu.
shankar; abe sale dj hota to main damru q bajata?
#5114 | Social (सामाजिक)
1 Baar 1 chor ne apni mangetar ko sone ka set dia
Mangetar ne khush ho k pucha is set ki keemat kya h?
Chor ne jawaab dia....:
Teen Saal Qaid...!!!
Mangetar ne khush ho k pucha is set ki keemat kya h?
Chor ne jawaab dia....:
Teen Saal Qaid...!!!
#5113 | Shopping (खरीदारी)
Customer: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.
Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hai.
Customer: Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de.
Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hai.
Customer: Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de.
#5112 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
Ladka:hum 25 bhai bahan he
Ladki:kya aap ke ghar family planning wale nahi aate?
Ladka:aaye the par school samajh ke vapas chale gaye
Ladki:kya aap ke ghar family planning wale nahi aate?
Ladka:aaye the par school samajh ke vapas chale gaye
#5111 | Male (आदमी)
Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?”
circuit:”simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra aur ager bhagi to bakri.
circuit:”simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra aur ager bhagi to bakri.
#5110 | Kid (बच्चा)
Madom - Bachcho batao kis devi par kaun sa prasad chadhta hai ?
Ek bachcha - Yes mam RAVRI DEVI par LALU PRASAD chadhta hai.
Ek bachcha - Yes mam RAVRI DEVI par LALU PRASAD chadhta hai.
#5109 | Male (आदमी)
Santa : Kal papa Kuwe me Gir gaye, Bahut Chot Lagi, Bahut Chilla rahe the. Banta : Ab Kaise hai? Santa : Thik hi Honge, Kal se Kuwe se Koi Awaaz Nahi aayi Na.
#5108 | Male (आदमी)
Man - Shirt ke liye koi badiya kapda dikhao.
Shopkeeper - Plain main dikha doo.
Man - Abbe hawai jahaj mai jane ki kya jaruurat hai?
Shopkeeper - Plain main dikha doo.
Man - Abbe hawai jahaj mai jane ki kya jaruurat hai?
#5107 | Male (आदमी)
patient-mujhe aisi dava do jise khane per me murker jinda ho jau?
doctor-aisi dava to sirf Ekta kapoor hi de sakti hai.
doctor-aisi dava to sirf Ekta kapoor hi de sakti hai.
#5106 | Male (आदमी)
Santa Bus stand jane k kitne paise?
Rikshwala 10Rs
Santa: 2Rs mein chalega.
Rikshwala 2Rs kaun le k jayega?
Santa baith piche me le jata hu
Rikshwala 10Rs
Santa: 2Rs mein chalega.
Rikshwala 2Rs kaun le k jayega?
Santa baith piche me le jata hu
#5105 | Male (आदमी)
Ek baar exam me question aaya- HIPS PE ESSAY LIKHO!
Santa apni pant kholkar hips dekh raha tha tabhi Banta bola- MAM! USNE KUNJI KHOL RAKHI HAI!!
Santa apni pant kholkar hips dekh raha tha tabhi Banta bola- MAM! USNE KUNJI KHOL RAKHI HAI!!
#5104 | Male (आदमी)
Santa jangal ke raste ghar jaa raha tha. Raste mein ek chudail ne uska raasta roka aur boli: ha ha ha ha mein chudail hoon. Santa: Mujhe malum hai aur teri ek behan mere ghar pe hai.
#5103 | Wife (पत्नी)
All happy Husbands behave like Amir Khan in Ghajini -
Biwi ki sunte hain,
Samajhte hain,
Aur.
15 Minute ke Baad sab Bhool Jaate Hain.Gud mrng...
Biwi ki sunte hain,
Samajhte hain,
Aur.
15 Minute ke Baad sab Bhool Jaate Hain.Gud mrng...
#5102 | General (सामान्य)
IIT Exam, Santa got 1 question
Proove : SIN X = 6N
Santa cancelled 'N' from both the sides.
Then SIX = 6 & wrote 'Kuch to standard rakha karo IIT ke questions ka'
Proove : SIN X = 6N
Santa cancelled 'N' from both the sides.
Then SIX = 6 & wrote 'Kuch to standard rakha karo IIT ke questions ka'
#5101 | General (सामान्य)
Akbar & Santa best frnds
Santa went to Masjid 1st time with Akbar
Akbar: Allaahoo Akbar
Santa: Allaahoo Santa
Santa went to Masjid 1st time with Akbar
Akbar: Allaahoo Akbar
Santa: Allaahoo Santa
#5100 | Male (आदमी)
Santa-: Yaar nave surf naal apna kachha dhota si.. Sala chuttran kolo tight ho gya, hun ki kara..!! Banta-: Aida kar, ohi surf naal apne chuttar dho lai....!?!
#5099 | Male (आदमी)
SANTA ki 1 tang ki haddi toot gayi
Hospital gaya to waha 1 admi ki dono tange tooti dekhkar bola
'Kya aapki 2 biwiyan he'
Hospital gaya to waha 1 admi ki dono tange tooti dekhkar bola
'Kya aapki 2 biwiyan he'
#5098 | Petrol Diesel (तेल)
ek bhera scooter start kar raha tha..
2 bhera:kya hua petrol khatm ho gaya kya ..
1 bhera :nahi petrol khatm ho gaya ..
2 bhera:mujhe laga ki petrol khatm ho gaya ......
2 bhera:kya hua petrol khatm ho gaya kya ..
1 bhera :nahi petrol khatm ho gaya ..
2 bhera:mujhe laga ki petrol khatm ho gaya ......
#5097 | General (सामान्य)
Santa-Mere pass gadi hai ,bunglow hai,paisa hai tumhare paas kya hai ?
Banta- Mere paas bhi gadi hai bunglow hai paisa hai.
Santa-to saale apni maa kiske paas hai ?
Banta- Mere paas bhi gadi hai bunglow hai paisa hai.
Santa-to saale apni maa kiske paas hai ?
#5096 | General (सामान्य)
Ek rangile ne apne girlfriend ke kuch jyada hi kareeb aane ki koshish ki.
GF : yaar, shaadi se pehle ye sab nahi.
Rangila : Don't worry, mein pehle se hi shaadi-shuda hu!!!
GF : yaar, shaadi se pehle ye sab nahi.
Rangila : Don't worry, mein pehle se hi shaadi-shuda hu!!!
#5095 | General (सामान्य)
3 idiots dekh ke kisne kya seekha??
Medical student :use of vaccum cleaner
MBA student:jo dil kahe wohi karo
Engineer:naak beech mein nahi aati
Medical student :use of vaccum cleaner
MBA student:jo dil kahe wohi karo
Engineer:naak beech mein nahi aati
#5094 | General (सामान्य)
Boy: Me 4 years ka hu, aur tum?
Girl: Me bhi 4 years ki hu
Boy: To fir chal na, sharmana kya?
Girl: kaha?
Boy: Polio ki dawai pine...
Girl: Me bhi 4 years ki hu
Boy: To fir chal na, sharmana kya?
Girl: kaha?
Boy: Polio ki dawai pine...
#5093 | General (सामान्य)
Girl - Kya Tum mere Asiqe ho?
Boy - ha hu..
Girl - To Mujhe 10000 ka Recharge Bhej Do.
Boy - 'Me Tera Asiqe Hu AirTel walo ka Damad Nahi...'
Boy - ha hu..
Girl - To Mujhe 10000 ka Recharge Bhej Do.
Boy - 'Me Tera Asiqe Hu AirTel walo ka Damad Nahi...'
#5092 | Haryanvi (हरियाणवी)
Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?
Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi
,Jo Musibat
Ke Waqt Dost Akela Chhod De.
Main Zarur Aaunga
Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi
,Jo Musibat
Ke Waqt Dost Akela Chhod De.
Main Zarur Aaunga
#5091 | General (सामान्य)
Aadmi Kafi Der Se WAITER Ko KHUJLI Karte Dekh Raha Tha
Aadmi Ne Use Bula K Pucha-KHUJLI H Kya
Waiter-SAAB, Agar Menu Me Likhi H To Zarur Milega.
Aadmi Ne Use Bula K Pucha-KHUJLI H Kya
Waiter-SAAB, Agar Menu Me Likhi H To Zarur Milega.
#5090 | General (सामान्य)
Pathan: Station Jany K Kitne Paise Logay?
Ricksha Wala: 50
Pathan: 20 Lelo
Ricksha Wala: 20 Main Kon Le Ker Jayega.
Pathan: Tum Peeche Betho Hum Le K Jayega.
Ricksha Wala: 50
Pathan: 20 Lelo
Ricksha Wala: 20 Main Kon Le Ker Jayega.
Pathan: Tum Peeche Betho Hum Le K Jayega.
#5089 | General (सामान्य)
Teacher:Montu tere Papa kya krte hai?
Montu:Sir HDFC ke Malik hai!
Teacher:WAH! HDFC Bank?
Montu:Nahi Sir, Henu Dahibade & Faryali Center.
Montu:Sir HDFC ke Malik hai!
Teacher:WAH! HDFC Bank?
Montu:Nahi Sir, Henu Dahibade & Faryali Center.
#5088 | General (सामान्य)
13 days ago
Santa apna sar pani me duba rha tha
Biwi-kya kAr rhe h?
Santa-Dimag chalta nhi h Sala
dekh rha hu kahi Puncher to nhi.
:-)
Smile wit me..!!
Santa apna sar pani me duba rha tha
Biwi-kya kAr rhe h?
Santa-Dimag chalta nhi h Sala
dekh rha hu kahi Puncher to nhi.
:-)
Smile wit me..!!
#5087 | Wife (पत्नी)
Ek newspaper me chapa'50%'
'ladkiya bevkof hoti hai'
Is pr ladkiyo ne khub halla machaya.
Fir chapa'50% ladkiya bevkuf nahi hoti'
tab jakr ladkiya shant hui.
'ladkiya bevkof hoti hai'
Is pr ladkiyo ne khub halla machaya.
Fir chapa'50% ladkiya bevkuf nahi hoti'
tab jakr ladkiya shant hui.
#5086 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
Girl Demand For Ice Cream..
Boy Purchased it..
Girl: Thank U
Boy: Only Thank U?
Girl: U Want Ki$S Na?
Boy:Chup Kar!! Aadhi Ice Cream De Mujhe.
Boy Purchased it..
Girl: Thank U
Boy: Only Thank U?
Girl: U Want Ki$S Na?
Boy:Chup Kar!! Aadhi Ice Cream De Mujhe.