Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Yeh tere ghar damaad nahi ... bahu layegi ... bahu

Main lifetime guarantee deti hoon

Mann ki guarantee, pyar ki guarantee, kaam bhi ki guarantee ... guarantee card ke saath paida hona chahiye tha

Soocho main idea hoti aur tum technology ... hamari patang kya mast udhti na

Relationship todna bahut aasan hai ... lekin usko banaye rakhne ke liye adjustments karni padti hai, nurture karna padta hai

Do half mein ek full se zyada milta hai

Chance kabhi bhi last nahi ... hamesha second last hota hai

Tum oxygen aur main double hydrogen ... hamari chemistry ekdum pani ki tarah hai

Ladkiyon ko IQ nahi CQ chahiye ... "Cool Quotient"

Kaun kambhakt bardaash karne ko pitta hai ... hum toh pitate hai ki roz yahan aa sake ... maar kha sake, bhav gira sake

No Hindustani, suit Armani ... ek thappad khani, mooh pe barah baj jaani

Nandu Bhide ... dimaag mein keede!

Maut uske liye bahut choti sazaa hai ... insaaf toh tab hoga jab woh maut ke liye tadapega aur usse maut nahi milegi

Badi badi fights mein aaisi choti choti maar toh lagti rehti hai

Saat minute, saat minute hai tumhare paas ... aaj is stage pe kaise dance karna hai yeh main tumko nahi batayegi ... kya malum aaj ke baad hum sab saath mein hoyenge ki nahi hoyenge ... aaisa chance milenga ki nahi milenga ... lekin aaj agar is team ka har ek dancer apni zindagi ka best dance karenga na ... toh aai shapath yeh saat minute tumse koi nahi cheen sakta ... gods bhi nahi

Jitni khushi aapko hamare yahan aane se ho rahi hai ... usse kahin zyada dukh hamare jane pe hoga

Kismat bahut hi sahi cheez hai ... agar iraadon mein dum ho toh saali palat hi jaati hai

Madar ... chhod na yaar!

Dance na ek puja hai ... dance ek art hai art

Haaro toh haaro ... par izzat mat utaaro

Duniya mein do tarah ke log hote hai ... winners and losers ... lekin zindagi har loser ko woh ek mauka zaroor deti hai ... jis mein woh winner ban sakta hai

Kismat badi kutti cheez hai ... saali kabhi bhi palat jaati hai

Roti ke bina insaan chaar hafte jee sakta hai, pani ke bina chaar din aur hawa ke bina shayad chaar minute ... lekin umeed ke bina insaan chaar second bhi nahi jee sakta hai

I'm risk free ... main guarantee ke saath aata hoon

Badlaav maapa nahi ja sakta ... sirf mehsoos kiya jaata hai

Is duniya ka har ladka bachkana hai, har ladki insecure hai aur hum sab real life mein cheezy hai

99% kahaniyan "I Love You" pe khatam ho jaati hai ... pata hai kyun? ... it's the beginning of the end

Barah aur char ke beech mard chutya jaata hai ... over commit karta hai, senti ho jaata hai, rote dhote kahin bhi mooh maar leta hai ... basically dimag se nahi patloon se soochne lagta hai

Hum har jagah bas apne aapko dhoondte hai ... aur agar woh mil jaye toh phir usse sambhal ke rakh lena chahiye

Ladka ladki bhaagkar gale milte hai, toh milne de ... slow motion hone de, sunset hone de, gaane bajhte hai toh bajhne de ... main toh kehta hoon ki dono puppy lete hai toh lene de

Pyar picturon mein hi achcha lagta hai ... extra baatein edit kar dete hai

Har kahani ka happy ending ho sakta hai ... agar sahi waqt par end kardo toh