dialogues for Tag: Rowdyism

Jab bhi hamare samne koi bewakoof akalmandi ka taj pehenne ki jurrat karta hai ... toh taj toh uske haathon mein hota hai magar pehenne ke liye uska sar nahi hota

Hamari saanson ki awaaz sunkar toh maut ke farishtay bhi gabrakar bhaag jaate hai

Kanoon hamari giraftari ka plan baad mein banata hai ... hum usse todne ke raaste pehle hi bana lete hai

Humse dushmani modh lekar tumne zehareelay bichhoo ka dank apne shareer mein gaadh liya hai ... aur bichhoo ke dank se aadmi marta nahi hai ... zindagi bhar tadapta aur sisakta rehta hai ... tum bhi jab tak jeeoge tadapte aur sisakte hi rahoge

Hum hai maut ki woh express ... duniya jise kehti hai Madam X

Vasuli mein hum rupaye nahi ... samne waale ke maathe par pasine ki boondein ginte hai

Tutisha ka record hai ... uske tamachon ke nishaan gaal par se mitt jaate hai ... lekin dimaag par se nahi mittate

Doobara is basti mein Baba Bhatti jab aayega toh zulm ki woh haddi bankar aayega ... joh tumhare gale mein aaise phasegi ... ki na tum usse nighal sakoge, na tum usse ughal sakoge

Jab hum pehda hue the toh raat ke barah bajhe the ... aur raat ke barah bajhe sirf shaitan pehda hua karte hai

Meri fitrat hai goongo se bulvana, bhairon ko sunane ke liye majboor kar dena aur jhooton ki zubaan se sach ughalvana

Meri aankhon ko gaur se dekh ... in mein tujhe teri chitta ki jalti hui aag dikhai degi ... tujhe teri astiyon ki raakh dikhai degi ... teri zindagi ko maine jis khaak mein mila diya tujhe woh khaak dikhai degi

Jab hum kash lagate hai ... toh hamare dushman gash khakar gir jaate hai

Tabaahi ki aandhi aur barbaadi ke toofan ka naam hai Chikara

Agar mere bhai ke jism par itni si bhi kharash aayi na ... toh main tumhara aur tumhare bhaiyon ka woh haal karoonga ... ki poore shehar ki police tum logon ke mooh par thookna bhi pasand nahi karegi

Tumhare haathon ke upar aur haath hai ... aur un haathon ke upar aur kahi haath hai ... aur in sab haathon ki dor mere haath mein hai

Main Trishanku ki tarah hoon ... chahe mere haath pair cheer daalo, tukde tukde kar dalo ... main phir ek ho jaonga ... yahi meri fitrat hai

Main itni oonchai par khada hoon ... ki mujhe dekhne ke liye gardan itni oonchi uthani padti hai ... ki reed ki haddi toot jaati hai

Jab hum kisi ko retire karte hai toh woh seedha upar chala jaata hai

Tera aakhri faisla meri adalat mein hone waala hai ... jahan ka vakil bhi main hoon, gawah bhi, judge bhi ... aur tujhe phasi dene waala jallad bhi

Main bhi azaadi ke pehle waali aurat nahi hoon ... joh chehre ki aarti utara karti thi ... main toh un mein se hoon joh badan se chehra utaar leti hoon

Dong kabhi wrong nahi hota!

Har jagah mera hi number pehle aata hai

Hum jurm ki duniya ka colonel hoon

Main woh keeda hoon joh ek baar jism se lag jaye ... toh poora khoon choosne ke baad hi chhodta hai

Aye buddhe ... pet mein aant nahi hai, mooh mein daant nahi hai ... chumma lega?

Joh Bhaiji ka parda phaash karta hai ... Bhaiji uske pet ka parda phaad dalta hai

Aag, pani aur Bhaiji ke saath nahi khelna ... aag jalata hai, pani doobata hai aur Bhaiji tadpata hai

Baap, baap hota hai ... beta dus janam lene ke baad bhi baap ka baap nahi ban sakta

Supari ka paisa kha jaane wale ko ... Shiva supari ki tarah kha jaata hai

Jis din sahi mauka mila main us haramzade ko barbaad kar doonga ... aur phir log meri izzat karenge, mere paas kursi hogi, taqat hogi ... kanoon mera ghulam hoga aur kanoon ki devi meri rakhail

Kisse, kab aur kaise ... is jahan se doosre jahan mein bhejna hai ... is baat ka faisla main karta hoon

Sarang ka ilaaka sher ki gufaa ki tarah hai ... jahan aane waalon ke paon ke nishaan toh milte hai magar ... jaane waalon ke paon ke nishaan nahi milte