dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Lagta hai iske style ki maa bahen ho chuki hai

Apna kaam banta ... bhaad mein jaaye janta

Zindagi mein agar tarakki karni hai toh no entry aur signal ke baad khade rehna seekho ... pehle khade rahoge toh sirf haath malte rahoge

Keeda makoda ... bin tel ka pakoda!

Ram banaye jodi ... gadhe ko mil gayi ghodi

Hum pagal nahi hai ... hamara dimaag kharab hai

Tumhare vital stats kya hai?

Kya house hai, kya blouse hai, kya aapka koi spouse hai?

Aap jaisa koi meri zindagi mein aaye ... toh mere bachche ka baap ban jaye

Don't fear come near ... put my jawani ka scooter in third gear

100% original fake hai ji

Joh kaam Gandhigiri se na ho na ... woh kaam gundagardi se do minute mein ho jaata hai

Tu bottle soongta reh jayega aur meri khatam ho jayegi

Main pehda hi hot hui thi!

Sirf dimaag bada hai tera, dil itna sa ... aur woh toh usse bhi chota hai

My daddy cry if I fail ... then I hit you and go to jail ... but don't worry I get easy bail ... then I again hit you, again jail, again bail ... then jail bail, jail bail, jail bail ... and one day your heart fail

Hamara income high ho na ho ... outcome toh hamara bhi world class hai

Mujhe smart logon se sakht nafrat hai

Yeh aadha pagal, tum aadhi pagal ... bachche poore pagal

Chor chor mausere bhai aur neta neta chachere bhai

Imtihaan ki nakal aur rakhail ki shakal ... parde ke peeche achchi lagti hai

Biwi ki aankhon mein pyar aur mashooka ke haathon mein hathyar ... sirf dikhave ke liye hota hai

Yeh tere ghar damaad nahi ... bahu layegi ... bahu

Main lifetime guarantee deti hoon

Mann ki guarantee, pyar ki guarantee, kaam bhi ki guarantee ... guarantee card ke saath paida hona chahiye tha

Soocho main idea hoti aur tum technology ... hamari patang kya mast udhti na

Do half mein ek full se zyada milta hai

Tum oxygen aur main double hydrogen ... hamari chemistry ekdum pani ki tarah hai

Ladkiyon ko IQ nahi CQ chahiye ... "Cool Quotient"

No Hindustani, suit Armani ... ek thappad khani, mooh pe barah baj jaani

Nandu Bhide ... dimaag mein keede!

Badi badi fights mein aaisi choti choti maar toh lagti rehti hai