Dialogues from Movies for Parties

(Teacher kya hai tumhare liye?) - Joh doosron ko murga banata hai aur khud anda deta hai

O saala kuvan ka pani hoth hai na, o phasalon ko ek samaan milat hai ... phir bhi karela kadwa, ganna meetha, aur imli khatta hoth hai ... par dosh pani ka nahi ... beejh ka hoth hai

Bhaukaal banaye rakhe ke liye bhay banaye ke rakhna bahut zaroori hai

Saala chamcha jis bartan ma hoth hai, wohi bartan ko khali karat hai

Joh chand ko chhune ki chah rakhta hai ... wohi sitaron tak pahunchta hai

Tumko toh saala hum pakdenge ... aur phir pakad ke chhod denge ... hum goli chhodenge aur lala tum zindagi chhod dena

Jab koi rasta nazar na aaye hum umeed ki taraf mudhte hai ... ek suraj doobta hai toh lakhon chirag bhi toh jal uthte hai

Jab dil toot'ta hai na ... toh life ke sabse khoobsurat rishtey hum pehchaan nahi paate

Pyar kahi khushiyon ki guarantee ke saath nahi aata ... lekin hota aise hi hai ... dil khol kar

Mohabbat ka chewing gum mat phulao ... phatenga toh apne munh pe hi laafa aayenga

Apna toh kaam hi khauff ka hai ... aankh mein dekho toh saamne wala moot dena chahiye

Ghulami na karne ki azaadi, ek din, ek ghante, ek minute, ek pal ke liye bhi bahut hi keemti hai

Purane dino mein jab Hindustan sone ki chidiya hua karta tha ... tab yahan hazaron jaatiyan thi ... par aaj kal sirf do tarah ki jaat hai ... pehli jinka pet bada hai aur doosri jinki bhookh ... jinki kismat mein do cheezein hai ... ya toh nighalo ya niwala bano

Bharat ek desh mein do duniya hai ... ek ujaale ki aur ek andhere ki

Gareeb ke liye upar aane ke sirf do hi raaste hai ... jurm ya politics

Hamare desh mein chahe peene ka pani, bijli, gutter, sadak, sarkari busen, safai, sachai, salika aur samay ki keemat kuch na ho ... par businessmen zaroor hai

Ek Indian businessman wohi hai joh seedha bhi ho aur tedha bhi ... joh aastik bhi ho aur nastik bhi ... joh kapti bhi ho aur sacha bhi ... sab kuch ek saath

Jaldbaazi aur gusse mein uthaya hua har kadam ... sirf maut aur barbaadi laata hai

Apne gusse ko aansuon mein mat behne de ... uska istemaal kar aur unse chun chun ke badla le

Jungli janwar ke pinjre mein pair rakhne se pehle tasalli kar leni chahiye ki pinjra band hai ... khaas karke jab pinjre mein sher ho

Aadmi uske kaam se nahi ... uski soch se bada hota hai

Aaj sabse badi power, muscle power nahi hai ... political power hai

Agar lamba jeena chahte ho toh dushman ki izzat karna seekho ... chahe woh kitna bhi kamzor kyun na ho

Jab aadmi upar, upar, aur upar jaata hai na ... utna hi neeche, neeche, neeche girta hai

India ka pehla billionaire main banunga, main ... na woh ... na koi aur

Zindagi mein do cheez zaroori maani jaati hai ... pani aur sona ... pani ke bagair aadmi jee nahi sakta ... sona na khane ka kaam aata hai, na peene ka, na nahane ka, na dhone ka ... lekin phir bhi bhaav sone ka hai, pani ka nahi

Kahani kirdaar se nahi ... halaat se pehda hoti hai

Is duniya mein na zyada tar log apni kismat likhwa kar laate hai ... lekin kuch log kismat khud likhte hai

Is desh mein hum kuch bhi kar sakte hai ... nakli promoters use kar sakte hai ... police ko rishwat de sakte hai ... media ko dhamka sakte hai, logon ko khareed sakte hai, kuch bhi kar sakte hai ... bas ek rule hai ... pakde nahi ja sakte

Medu vada mein hole angoothe se zyada accha padta hai ... ungli nahi karte

Parde par film aurat ke bina pheeki lagti hai ... magar jab woh aurat power ki position pe aati hai toh sabko mirchi lagti hai

Politics bhi pyar ki tarah hai ... dikhana aasaan hai magar nibhana mushkil