Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Amir aadmi pandhra minute mein apne kapde badalta hai, aadhe ghante mein apna ghar badalta hai, ek ghante mein apna dhanda badalta hai ... aur do ghante mein apni biwi badalta hai

Arre baba wrong number hai toh uthati kaiko hai re?

Mard aur aurat mein kadhai karchi ka rishta hove ... akele rehve toh manoosiya ... aur saale saath rehve toh khana kan, khana kan, khana kan

Badi lakdi mat utha kuptaan!

Ghagre mein ghus ke ho rahi thi fund raising?

Tu toh bewakoof haiga ... chutiya toh aadmi shaadi ke baad hi hove hai

Tere toh peshaab se bhi chirag jaale hai poore pardes mein

Joh agwai ka kaam kare so hijra bhaisaab

Sarat ghodon pe lagate hai ... kathor sheron pe nahi

Main juttha toh kutte ka jaana ... aur sachcha toh teri maa ka khasam ... bhenchod!

Joh ladki apne baap ko thug sakti hai ... woh kisi aur ki sagi kya hogi

Bewakoof aur chutiye mein dhaage bhar ka farak hota haiga bhaiya ... dhaage ke ingay bewakoof aur ungay chutiya ... aur joh dhaaga hainch lo, toh kaun hai bewakoof aur kaun hai chutiya, crore rupiye ka prashan hai bhaiya

Hassi badi mehangi ho rakhi hai duniya mein

Chaand jab aadha ho jaave hai na ... toh bhi chaand hi kehlave hai

Insaan jitna bhi kyun na bhaage ... maut se nahi bach sakta

Jeevan mein jab bhi rasta dhundla dikhai de ... toh bhagwan ki ungli thamkar hi insaan ko sahi rasta milta hai

Pachtava bahut aasaan hai ... lekin prayashchit karna bahut mushkil

Jab koi apna hi dil todhta hai ... toh jeena bahut mushkil ho jaata hai

Jis rishtey ko bandhan mein baandne ki zaroorat pade na ... woh rishta nahi kehlata ... aur jis rishtey ki neev vishvas ho ... us rishtey ko kisi bhi naam ki zaroorat nahi padti

Tumhe har haal mein guzre huye kal aur guzre huye pal ko bhoolna hoga

Bhujne ke saath joh khatam ho jaye woh hawas hoti hai ... par tripti ke baad jab pyas badh jaati hai ... woh pyar hota hai

Main tumhe bhool jaon, yeh mumkin nahi ... aur tum mujhe bhool jao, yeh main kabhi hone nahi doongi

Hum dono ek doosre se kabhi door nahi reh sakte ... kyun ki hum ek doosre ke dil mein rehte hai, ek doosre ki dhadkan mein baste hai, yaadon mein jeete hai

Tumhare intezaar mein aasoon bhi sookh gaye ... joh sapne sanjoye, sare toot gaye

Pyar toot jaye toh sirf dukh hota hai ... par vishvas toot jaye toh sab kuch khatam ho jata hai

Agar tu mere samne aaya na ... toh gobar mein jhadu dubo dubokar peeton tujhe

Arre tu aadmi hai ki patang ... jab dekho hawa mein udhkar aata hai

Haathi chale bazar ... kutte bhaunke hazar

Zyada chapad-chapad kiye toh mooh mein chaata ghusedh doonga aur kholonga bhi

Arre rakh le na Mamu ... tere liye free hai

Aye wallet, aye bullet ... you choose

Tera get well soon ho jayega Mamu