Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Nabhe crore Hindustan ki janta ko tabah karne waalon ko tabah karne ke liye ... sirf ek Hindustani kafi hai

Vardi ko khel aur kanoon ko rakhail samajhne waalon ko ... Jwala maarta nahi, maar deta hai

Dukh ke baad sukh hi aata hai aur raat ke baad savera

Jis tarah aag lakdi ko jalakar raakh kar deti hai ... ussi tarah gussa insaan ki akal ko nighal jaata hai

Ek ladki ki aabroo sheeshay ki tarah nazuk hoti hai ... is par ek badnaami ka chota sa patthar bhi gir jaye ... toh tootkar chaknachur ho jaata hai

Insaan jab janam lene waala hota hai toh uske duniya mein aane ka paata pehle se hi chal jaata hai ... lekin maut ke aane ki khabar kisi ko nahi hoti

Dushman agar taqatwar ho ... toh usse talwar se nahi balki dimaag se maarna chahiye

Politics aur underworld mein agar opposition na ho ... mazaa hi nahi aata

Dukh jab zindagi ka hissa ban jaye ... toh usse haskar gale laga lena chahiye

Is aurat ke mann mein chupa hai paap ... bachche ka woh padosi hai baap

Mai ke doodh aur majboor insaan ke aasunyon mein milavat nahi hovat hai

Meri nazar mein teri haisiyat is paan ke barabar hai ... jisse jab chahun chabakar, tookh sakta hoon

Barsega pani aur hum sab nahayenge ... promotion ki khushi mein nachenge gayenge

Every Sunday is not a day

Bata kya lega ... thanda, chai garam ... Bacardi, beer, rum

Saala kharcha pani todh pani kare apun ... aur maal pani le jaye yeh saala

Darke bhaag jaane waale darpok hote hai ... par binah wajah maar peet karne waale bahadur nahi ... ullu-ke-patthe hote hai

Chehra dil ka aaina hota hai

Har daaku mein ek Valmiki hota hai

Insaan is duniya mein insaan bankar rahe ... yahi uske liye kaafi hai

Beti ki shaadi baap ke liye swarg jaane ki seedi hoti hai

Ladkiyon ka asli ghar unka mayka nahi ... unka sasural hota hai

Jis baap ki char jawan betiyan bin biyahi ghar mein baithi rahe ... us baap ki misaal us laash ki tarah hoti hai ... jisko na jalaya ja sakta hai, na dafnaya ja sakta hai

Saaya andhere mein saath chhod deta hai ... aur naseeb bure dino mein saath chhod deta hai

Kutte ko ghee aur chor ko izzat ... kabhi hazam nahi hoti

Gaon ki shudh hawa khai hai maine, cigarette ha dhuan nahi ... faulad ka seena hai mera, haddiyon ka pinjra nahi

Joh log maaf kar dete hai na woh kabhi udhas nahi hote

Tum toh un jaali noton se bhi zyada jaali nikle ... joh bazaar mein chalte hai

Aaj apna pehla mulaqat, khane ke liye daal bhat ... khana khale aaj mere saath, khana khale bill ka kya baat

Ek mujrim kanoon se bhaag sakta hai ... lekin doosre mujrim se nahi

Dharm aur raajneeti ka combination bahut khatarnak hai ... ekdum jaise ki sex aur violence ka

Gandhi is the only sanity in this country