Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Pehle shaurat, baad mein aurat

Tu bhi chup chap kehta ja ... yes boss, yes boss, yes boss

Is duniya mein agar tum sach dheere se bologe toh koi nahin manega ... aur agar jhoot, jhoot chila chila kar bologe toh sab maan jaate hain

Joker agar baazi bana sakta hai ... toh joker baazi bhigaad bhi sakta hai

Kapde jitne chote hote hain ... kaamyabi utni hi badi hoti hai

Achche logon ke saath hamesha achcha hota hai

Meri shaadi mere sapne se ho chuki hai

Zindagi ki har baat sirf sach yah jhoot nahin hoti

Aadmi achcha hoon, iraada nek hai aur mausam first class hai ... chale?

Khoon ek baar karo ya sau baar ... phansi sirf ek baar hoti hai

Thakur waqt ke hisaab se nahi chalte ... waqt Thakur ke hisaab se chalta hai

Ek ladka, ek ladki, chota sa ghar pyara pyara ... yahi sandesh de raha hai desh hamara

Tu kanoon ko khareed sakta hai, adalaton ko khareed sakta hai ... lekin bhagwan ke us insaaf ko nahi khareed sakta

Yeh adalat hai na, yeh rishton aur jazbaton se nahi chalti ... adalat chalti hai sabooton se, adalat chalti hai gawahon se

Buraiyon se ladte ladte joh log mar jaate hai ... unki maut ko maut nahi ... shahadat kaha jaata hai

Mandiron mein beheta rahega parmeshwar ... ishwaron ka ishwar banega Rajeshwar

Langoor ki dumm par angoor ki bail ... khatam ho gaya is moti ka khel

Langoor ki dumm par angoor ki bail ... mohabbat mein ab tu saare sitam jhel

Elaan karta hai parmeshwar ... aaj marega Rajeshwar

Is zindagi mein sirf do hi sach hai ... ek hai jeevan aur doosra mrityu

Baat ban gayi, life ban gayi ... bhabhi bhaiya ki wife ban gayi

Langoor ki dumm par angoor ki bail ... patni ko dekh ke engine ho gaya mera fail

Dekh raha hai parmeshwar ... raj karega Rajeshwar

Maarne waale sochte nahi aur sochne waale maarte nahi

Langoor ki dumm par angoor ki bail ... ab ho jayega dushmanon ka engine derail

Mausam banata hai parmeshwar ... usse badalta hai Rajeshwar

Zindagi deta hai parmeshwar ... magar taqdeer likhta hai Rajeshwar

Main chaal chalta nahi ... aur chalta hoon toh maat nahi khata

Mauka deta hai parmeshwar ... maut deta hai Rajeshwar

Langoor ki dumm par angoor ki bail ... ab main nikaalonga mujrimon ka tel

Log peete hai isse hosh ko khone ke liye ... aur hum mein hosh bhi aata hai peene ke baad

Yeh prem rog bada khatarnak rog hota hai ... iska ilaaj toh sirf ussi ke paas hota hai jis insaan ko prem ho jaata hai ... varna yeh aisi jaan leva bimari hai ... ke iska ilaaj toh kisi vaid ke paas bhi nahi hota