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Jab husband wife chup chap khana kha rahe ho ... toh samjho there is trouble

Na TV rahega ... na biwi

Main toh bhagwan jaisa pati pana chahti hoon ... jisko pyar kar sakoon, jiski seva kar sakoon ... jisko main insaan ke roop mein pa sakoon

Pati ghoda hota hai, us par lagaam lagana chahiye ... varna woh haath se nikal jaata hai

Tension nahi lena chahiye ... apne husbands ko tension dena chahiye

Pati patni ke rishtey mein sorry aur thank you ki koi jagah nahi hoti

Ek baar joh biwi ke saamne jhuka ... samjho jhukta hi chala gaya

Pati usko bola jaata hai ... joh biwi ki pasand ko apna le, biwi ke lifestyle ke saath adjust kar le, biwi ki khushi ko apni khushi bana le

Har patni bidaai ke waqt rone ka dhong karti hai ... phir poori zindagi pati ko rulati hain

Agar ek husband apne wife ko na protect kare ... toh aaise insaan ke saath zindagi guzaarna ek sazaa hai

Agar husband pyar karne wala ho ... toh wife ke haathon se banaya hua khaana tasty hota hai

Achche pati mein achcha dost shayad na mile ... lekin achche dost mein achcha pati zaroor milta hai

Duniya ke saare jhagadon ki teen hi wajah hoti hai ... zarr, zurro aur zameen

Is shehar mein har police waale ka aurat apna mard ka lambi umar ke liye Karva Chauth ka nahi ... Babban ka vrat rakhta hai

Che mahine ke baad sab biwiyan bhoot ban jaati hai

Shaadi ke baad duniya ki har ladki nazar aati hai ... biwi dikhai nahi deti hai

Amir aadmi pandhra minute mein apne kapde badalta hai, aadhe ghante mein apna ghar badalta hai, ek ghante mein apna dhanda badalta hai ... aur do ghante mein apni biwi badalta hai

Pati patni sirf bistar nahin baantte ... zindagi baantte hai

Challis saal ki shaadi shuda zindagi ke baad bhaagwaan ... pati patni ko sirf goli maar sakta hai ... seetti nahi

Koi bhi rishta pati patni ke yakeen se badkar nahi hota hai

Jiski ek biwi uska bhi bada naam hai ... washing machine ghar te lalo, te dhobi da ki kaam hai

Katghare mein khada yeh aadmi ek aaisa pati hai ... jiska bas chalta toh shaadi ke din apne patni ko mangalsutra ka dhaaga nahi, Kamasutra ki copy deta ... joh chahta hai ki har subah uski patni Ramayan ka paath nahi, vatsyayan ka paath pade

Jab dhoonde mard biwi ke saath bahar waali ko rakhne ka bahana ... toh reh jaata hai bilkul akela holding a banana

Iodex lagane se theek hoti hai moch, B-Tex lagane se theek hoti hai khujli ... dil lagane nikle joh pati, usse maarke current gira deti hai bijli

Is Madhuri ke saath ek do teen karne ka mauka mile na ... toh koi ek kya, do teen biwiyon ko bhi dokha dede

Wife working ... husband jerking

Vadi vadi country ke andar chotiyan chotiyan dressan paake ... te puppiyan, te jhappiyan maarke rijha le apne pati nu

Mangetar ek aaisi suvidha hai jisse woh har sukh milta hai joh hum mein biwi se milta hai ... lekin biwi se joh dukh milta hai woh hum mein mangetar se zara sa bhi nahi milta

Agar koi mard kisi doosri aurat ko nahi dekhta hai toh phir woh dikhava kar raha hai ... ya phir uski biwi usse yeh dikhava karne par majboor kar rahi hai

Doosre ka suitcase aur doosre ki biwi ko haath nahi lagana chahiye

Meri biwi toh space mein ghumti us satellite ki tarah hai ... joh chaubeeso ghante mere sar par mandrati hai aur mujhpar nazar rakhti hai

Biwiyon ko zyada sar pe nahi chadana chahiye ... varna woh sar ka dard ban jaati hai